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Been in this care for a few months. 

 

Definitely better than Assisted Living;

There's an Exit Plan.  

No, not ⚰️

 

I went to the hospital for 1 or 2 things. - Outpatient . And like 3 months later I'm still under care for things I didn't even know I had.  I take more pills than Courtney Love on a bender. 

But, I'm not in the Hospital. 

Thank you God. ✝️

Crazy thing is, I thought I'd been out of pocket for maybe 3 weeks.  Ah, no. 🩺

Apparently, I'm even more redtodd than usual. 

They're going to install nitrous and cupholders in my ❤️‍🩹 in about a week. 

Crazy thing is, those procedures aren't designed to address the root CHF. 

"Well sir, you blew a cylinder. So we're going to replace your whitewalls and add one of them there pine tree smelly things."

I don't feel bad (ly). I can come & go as I please.  Hell, I'm having a 🍺right now at the place on the next block. 

Just turns out, walking a block and back is just about all I can hack - as long as the trip is bookended by monster naps. 

My own room, fridge, micro,  2 queens and cable/wifi. 

They check my vittles twice a day. Sent me back to Horsepital once. 

Swear to God, back in 20, they told me I was on a rocket to the morgue for one thing. Now it's an entirely different thing. I still have the first thing.  And the 5th thing. But now it's a whole 'nother thing. 

Still, you gotta do medical time?  This is what to look for.

 

...Think I'll have another 🍺...

 

Love, Bifflewall. 

 

 

 

 

 

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If anyone gives a damn, After literally exactly 100 days in hospital/respite mode, I am Free At Last!

...and craving Taco Hell. 🔔

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41 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

If anyone gives a damn, After literally exactly 100 days in hospital/respite mode, I am Free At Last!

...and craving Taco Hell. 🔔

Fantastic.

 

completely missed this one.

 

take care of yourself

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54 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Fantastic.

 

completely missed this one.

 

take care of yourself

... we knew you were craving a burrito :D

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