Didja know that if you shave a Tiger

[wiffleball 4,797]

The same unique stripe pattern is on their skin? 

 

Huh. What about shaving Beavers?

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,673]

Those commercials want you to save a tiger, not shave one.

[Mike Honcho 5,546]

He'll still be a scratch golfer.

[edjr 7,037]

I let Tiger King shave me 

[wiffleball 4,797]

Each uniquely colored like a fingerprint.

 

 

...but they're all named Tony.

[Mookz 1,390]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

He'll still be a scratch golfer.

Well yeah, it's going to itch like ######