Seems like a good day for a tranny haiku thread

[edjr 6,580]

Barbie? Ken? You choose
Identity’s the crisis
Toys R Us – scalpel!

[Voltaire 5,316]

This is a great idea. All the 'debate performance' and 'assassination' stuff lately has caused us to lose focus on what's truly important.

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, Voltaire said:

This is a great idea. all the 'debate performance' and 'assassination' stuff lately has made us lose focus on what's truly important.

nailed it

[jerryskids 6,795]

Men can have babies

Women can get men pregnant

Two plus two is five

[Voltaire 5,316]

Drag Queen Story Hour

Are we boys or are we girls?

Tell us, Gutter Boy

[edjr 6,580]

1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

Drag Queen Story Hour

Are we boys or are we girls?

Tell us, Gutter Boy

well done Sir.

Happy to see we can still laugh during these crazy times

[Voltaire 5,316]

Thought he was a girl

So I took him home with me

Now too drunk to care

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, Voltaire said:

Thought he was a girl

So I took him home with me

Now too drunk to care

Lola  

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

6 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Men can have babies

Women can get men pregnant

Two plus two is five

Chicks with Diks are Chicks - Liberal fact  

[Voltaire 5,316]

I said he was cute

Then he pushed me off the roof

Long live Palestine

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

She has a big one

I have a very tight bunghole

Please fawking kill me

[Voltaire 5,316]

Intersectional

Means I love cutting off d1cks

And Support Hamas

[Voltaire 5,316]

Ten Commandments Out

Replaced With Transgender Flag

School Is Better Now

[Voltaire 5,316]

Cawk And Balls Are Gone

Taking Hormone Therapy

Men Still Won't Fock Me

[Voltaire 5,316]

Pride Parade Was Great

I Raped Many Ten-Year Olds

Parents Didn't Care

[Voltaire 5,316]

Banged a Feminist

She Took My Son To L.A.

And Cut Off His Balls

[Voltaire 5,316]

What Happened Last Night?

Was It A Man or Woman?

Too Polite to Ask

[Voltaire 5,316]

Gather 'round Children

I Have a Story For You!

But First Stroke My D!ck

[Voltaire 5,316]

Welcome To Grade One

My Name Is Mx HappyTouch

I'll Be Your Teacher

[DonS 3,292]

I have a pen1s

The Democrats I support

Now I am a girl

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

7 minutes ago, DonS said:

I have a pen1s

The Democrats I support

Now I am a girl

Son - Daddy, I think I'm a girl.

Dad - Ok Son, I'll call the Doctor in the morning to have your pen1s cut off. 

Mom - That's great news Son, I can't wait to show you off to my Girlfriends. 

 

[edjr 6,580]

1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Son - Daddy, I think I'm a girl.

Dad - Ok Son, I'll call the Doctor in the morning to have your pen1s cut off. 

Mom - That's great news Son, I can't wait to show you off to my Girlfriends. 

 

go away

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

go away

 

[Voltaire 5,316]

Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

 

Its not what you think

You didn't follow the 5-7-5 syllable scheme pattern.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

Trans midgets are chub 

They give me hemroids

i might finger one 

[IndyColtsFan 325]

Ed J likes dresses

Buys them at the dollar store

Turns heads at work place