When you pick a booger and put it in your mouth without paying attention...

[edjr 6,578]

The booger has a nose hair in it.

It is like finding a bone in your fish.

[Strike 5,184]

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

Can honestly say I cannot relate to this scenario.

[BiffTannen 866]

If you're fresh off a three day bender and that booger makes your tongue or gums  numb, that's like finding a $20 bill in a jacket you haven't worn in 2 years.  

[edjr 6,578]

7 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

If you're fresh off a three day bender and that booger makes your tongue or gums  numb, that's like finding a $20 bill in a jacket you haven't worn in 2 years.  

truth

[Sandy Loam 18]

I had an MRSA infection in my right nostril. It looked like a red golf ball on my nose.

The blood-pus-scab booger inside was huge and went deep into my nasal category.

When I finally was able to pull it out, it felt like it was emerging from the back of my brain.

But what was most satisfying was the glorious release of pus - an insane flow followed by two explosions thanks to gently pressure.

It was like something out of the Bible.

[edjr 6,578]

1 hour ago, Sandy Loam said:

I had an MRSA infection in my right nostril. It looked like a red golf ball on my nose.

The blood-pus-scab booger inside was huge and went deep into my nasal category.

When I finally was able to pull it out, it felt like it was emerging from the back of my brain.

But what was most satisfying was the glorious release of pus - an insane flow followed by two explosions thanks to gently pressure.

It was like something out of the Bible.

how did it taste? nothing like a nice ripe whitehead

[kutulu 1,659]

You're that guy in the car on the highway

[Sandy Loam 18]

34 minutes ago, edjr said:

how did it taste? nothing like a nice ripe whitehead

I don't remember. I just remember first dislodging it, and there was this yellow-green river. I pulled out the whole thing and pushed on the side of my nostril, and there was this loud POP POP and an explosive discharge into the sink. It was awsome.

[edjr 6,578]

36 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

I don't remember. I just remember first dislodging it, and there was this yellow-green river. I pulled out the whole thing and pushed on the side of my nostril, and there was this loud POP POP and an explosive discharge into the sink. It was awsome.

dr pimple popper?  I can’t watch that

[Sandy Loam 18]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

dr pimple popper?  I can’t watch that

Her videos don't interest me. Don't like the slow cut and squeeze with one cyst after another. I'd rather watch the cow-hoof videos.