Micah Parsons

[Hardcore troubadour 15,517]

Hilarious! How bout them Cowboys?!!! 

[MikeMatt 130]

 

[Gepetto 1,374]

I actually quit being a Dallas Cowboys fan, before this year's draft, I decided I'm done with that team.

[Sandy Loam 154]

Having been a Houstonian and life-long Oilers fan, I was taken aback by the Dallas Cowboys fandom my roommate and I encountered in our dorm at Texas A&M.

Them Cowboys fans all week either whined about a loss or "We're Going to the Super Bowl!" bragged about the most recent game.

And it was nauseating.

So them 'Boys was playing the lowly Detroit Lions on Monday Night Football, and we locked our dorm door and became the most rabid Lions fans ever, joyously screaming about 1-yard gains out into the courtyard surrounded by three other dorms we could see people in rooms gathered to cheer on them Cowboys. 

We launched bottle rockets at their windows and loudly hollered about dem Lions. Others in our  dorm beat on our doors, and I wound up using a lighter and Lysol to burn the hair off the feet of anyone outside our door.

The Lions won that game, and I became an anti-Cowboys fan that night.

Fock the Cowboys!

They'll be lucky to have a winning season this year, but I need them to win just enough to build up Cowboys fan hopes to crush throughout a season. 

Another year of not stopping the run or being able to run the ball, and now we got the Parsons drama.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!

 

[Sandy Loam 154]

26 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

I actually quit being a Dallas Cowboys fan, before this year's draft, I decided I'm done with that team.

Yeah, sure you are. lol.

 

[5-Points 3,574]

Somebody read The Art Of The Deal. Get your money Micah! 

 

[Horseman 2,489]

Would be very expensive. Per Bleacher Repot:

Patriots: 2026 1st-round pick, 2026 2nd-round pick, 2027 1st-round pick, 2027 3rd-round pick

Lions: 2026 1st-round pick, 2026 2nd-round pick, 2027 1st-round pick, 2026 3rd-round pick, Edge Marcus Davenport

Bengals: 2026 1st-round pick, 2026 2nd-round pick, 2026 3rd-round pick, 2026 3rd-round pick, edge Trey Hendrickson

Packers: 2026 1st-round pick, 2026 2nd-round pick, 2026 1st-round pick, one of Green Bay's receivers

Steelers: 2026 1st-round pick, 2026 2nd-round pick, 2027 1st-round pick, 2027 5th-round pick, RB Najee Harris

Sports Illustrated:

Jets: 2026 first-round pick, a 2027 first-round pick, a 2027 fifth-round pick, defensive end Will McDonald and Breece Hall. 

 

 

[MDC 7,505]

Jerrah hasn’t figured out that paying these guys early saves $ in the long run. 

[5-Points 3,574]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

Jerrah hasn’t figured out that paying these guys early saves $ in the long run. 

Great owner. Terrible GM. 

[MDC 7,505]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

Great owner. Terrible GM. 

Cowboys seem to draft pretty well. Playing hardball with Dak and Micah is going to cost them millions, assuming Parsons comes back.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,517]

If the Giants had a clue Parsons is never a cowboy to begin with. I think he’s awesome, but this letter thing is real bichy.  

[5-Points 3,574]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

Cowboys seem to draft pretty well. Playing hardball with Dak and Micah is going to cost them millions, assuming Parsons comes back.

He's not going anywhere anytime soon. He's still under contract and they can franchise him for a couple of years. 

They need to quit focking around and extend him though. 

And you're right, they could save themselves a lot of money by not waiting for the market to set the price before resigning guys they want to keep.