Micah Parsons

[Hardcore troubadour 15,510]

Hilarious! How bout them Cowboys?!!! 

[MikeMatt 128]

 

[Gepetto 1,373]

I actually quit being a Dallas Cowboys fan, before this year's draft, I decided I'm done with that team.

[Sandy Loam 151]

Having been a Houstonian and life-long Oilers fan, I was taken aback by the Dallas Cowboys fandom my roommate and I encountered in our dorm at Texas A&M.

Them Cowboys fans all week either whined about a loss or "We're Going to the Super Bowl!" bragged about the most recent game.

And it was nauseating.

So them 'Boys was playing the lowly Detroit Lions on Monday Night Football, and we locked our dorm door and became the most rabid Lions fans ever, joyously screaming about 1-yard gains out into the courtyard surrounded by three other dorms we could see people in rooms gathered to cheer on them Cowboys. 

We launched bottle rockets at their windows and loudly hollered about dem Lions. Others in our  dorm beat on our doors, and I wound up using a lighter and Lysol to burn the hair off the feet of anyone outside our door.

The Lions won that game, and I became an anti-Cowboys fan that night.

Fock the Cowboys!

They'll be lucky to have a winning season this year, but I need them to win just enough to build up Cowboys fan hopes to crush throughout a season. 

Another year of not stopping the run or being able to run the ball, and now we got the Parsons drama.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!

 

[Sandy Loam 151]

26 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

I actually quit being a Dallas Cowboys fan, before this year's draft, I decided I'm done with that team.

Yeah, sure you are. lol.

 

[5-Points 3,567]

Somebody read The Art Of The Deal. Get your money Micah!