God help us: Kelce and Swift are engaged...

[The Elevator Killer 696]

On 8/26/2025 at 2:19 PM, Fnord said:

I thought I heard some speculation about that. 

I'm tired of being a fan of a team that never gets scripted to go to the SB... Maybe we need to get TJ Hockenson hooked up with Miley Cyrus or something...

Go with something. 

[Fnord 2,463]

1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Go with something. 

JJ McCarthy and Sydney Sweeney? Wait, that won't work. Has to be a pop singer.

Sabrina Carpenter? Crap, I think she's queer.

Got it! Justin Jefferson and Lady Gaga!

Except she's already done SB halftime. Dammit!

I'll figure this out yet.

[The Elevator Killer 696]

23 minutes ago, Fnord said:

JJ McCarthy and Sydney Sweeney? Wait, that won't work. Has to be a pop singer.

Sabrina Carpenter? Crap, I think she's queer.

Got it! Justin Jefferson and Lady Gaga!

Except she's already done SB halftime. Dammit!

I'll figure this out yet.

Sydney would work. You just need someone that the camera's want to look at after every play. 

[Fnord 2,463]

1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Sydney would work. You just need someone that the camera's want to look at after every play. 

Meh. She's not "big" enough. And put me in the column of Ms. Sweeney's beauty being overrated. I'd rather look at Taylor.

[The Real timschochet 7,309]

36 minutes ago, Fnord said:

JJ McCarthy and Sydney Sweeney? Wait, that won't work. Has to be a pop singer.

Sabrina Carpenter? Crap, I think she's queer.

Got it! Justin Jefferson and Lady Gaga!

Except she's already done SB halftime. Dammit!

I'll figure this out yet.

You need a pop star who is a Minnesota Vikings fan. And the only one that I can think of is…Lizzo. 
 

Good luck with that. 

[The Elevator Killer 696]

2 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

You need a pop star who is a Minnesota Vikings fan. And the only one that I can think of is…Lizzo. 
 

Good luck with that. 

There you go Fnord. Lizzo is big enough. 

[Fnord 2,463]

6 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

You need a pop star who is a Minnesota Vikings fan. And the only one that I can think of is…Lizzo. 
 

Good luck with that. 

 

2 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

There you go Fnord. Lizzo is big enough. 

This is excellent. Lizzo would hook up with Justin Jefferson faster than he can run a 5-yard out route.

I knew you guys would come through!

[Hardcore troubadour 15,907]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

You need a pop star who is a Minnesota Vikings fan. And the only one that I can think of is…Lizzo. 
 

Good luck with that. 

Didn’t Lizzo go on the Ozempic too? 

[Maximum Overkill 2,352]

What's worse, Ozempic or the Covid vaccine?