U.S. Census representative knocks on a Geeks door and asks …..

[MikeMatt 236]

Mr Rusty - do you have any animals ? 
 

 

[MikeMatt 236]

Mr Bunny - is there a distillery on this here property ?

[weepaws 3,258]

Does your cat really talk, and did it really say that the OP is a Ghey 

[Fnord 2,397]

Mr. Horseman, I'm here to see your wife. I brought friends.

[MikeMatt 236]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

Mr. Horseman, I'm here to see your wife. I brought friends.

Chicka chicka wah wah. 

[MikeMatt 236]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Does your cat really talk, and did it really say that the OP is a Ghey 

Yawn

[Fnord 2,397]

4 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Chicka chicka wah wah. 

More like upchucka on my wangwang.

[MikeMatt 236]

Mr. Weepaws is there any underage boys in your home ?

[seafoam1 3,271]

9 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Mr Rusty - do you have any animals ? 
 

 

I would they could smell that answer many blocks away. 

[seafoam1 3,271]

5 hours ago, Fnord said:

Mr. Horseman, I'm here to see your wife. I brought friends.

Why would you post that? What an ass. 

[Voltaire 5,396]

2 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

Why would you post that? What an ass. 

When Horseman said he has a hotwife, some of us pointed out to him that he may not know that the term means something that he probably didn't intend. But he kept right on calling her a hotwife anyway.

All right. Noted. Carry on.

Obviously, Fnord didn't forget that thread.

[seafoam1 3,271]

4 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

When Horseman said he has a hotwife, some of us pointed out to him that he may not know that the term means something that he probably didn't intend. But he kept right on calling her a hotwife anyway.

All right. Noted. Carry on.

Obviously, Fnord didn't forget that thread.

Fdork has an old fishwife, but nobody calls the bltchy old man a twat because of it.  Except for me I guess. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,544]

 Hey weinerpawz, do you have to order cream of sum yung guy?

[MikeMatt 236]

32 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 weinerpawz, 

Winnah nickname