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Bunny went to a Massage Parlor for the first time.

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Bunny is getting worked on and was feeling really good but then he noticed something and asked the therapist is it normal to get an erection during a massage ? 
 

Threrapisf said it was perfectly normal and just sit back and relax. 
 

Bunny : OK but can you keep it away from my face !

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Just now, MikeMatt said:

Bunny is getting worked on and was feeling really good but then he noticed something and asked the therapist is it normal to get an erection during a massage ? 
 

Threrapisf said it was perfectly normal and just sit back and relax. 
 

Bunny : OK but can you keep it away from my face !

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1 minute ago, MikeMatt said:

Bunny is getting worked on and was feeling really good but then he noticed something and asked the therapist is it normal to get an erection during a massage ? 
 

Threrapisf said it was perfectly normal and just sit back and relax. 
 

Bunny : OK but can you keep it away from my face !

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 MikeMatt is on leave and goes to the red light distract off the warf. He stumbles in and asks “what’s yous got?”. So the madam asks how much he’s got. I got about two-fitty. Madam sighs and “OK. You get Big Bula. Shes eighty, but she’s she’s experienced.”. So MikeMatt ok.,  She brings him to the room and she’ll be in soon.  MM gets nekki$ and she walks in coughing with a tattoo of an anchor on her fat belly.  MM asks to get it over with.  Big Bula goes to the end of the bed and plays with her snatch. Before you know it they get busy. MM couldn’t believe how wet she was and he blew a big load.  He lays back and asks how her snapper gets so moist and wet. Big Bula “ Oh, I just picked the sores and let,the piss run.

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13 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 MikeMatt is on leave and goes to the red light distract off the warf. He stumbles in and asks “what’s yous got?”. So the madam asks how much he’s got. I got about two-fitty. Madam sighs and “OK. You get Big Bula. Shes eighty, but she’s she’s experienced.”. So MikeMatt ok.,  She brings him to the room and she’ll be in soon.  MM gets nekki$ and she walks in coughing with a tattoo of an anchor on her fat belly.  MM asks to get it over with.  Big Bula goes to the end of the bed and plays with her snatch. Before you know it they get busy. MM couldn’t believe how wet she was and he blew a big load.  He lays back and asks how her snapper gets so moist and wet. Big Bula “ Oh, I just picked the sores and let,the piss run.

Nice, we've found your closer. 😂

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Sux goes to a local house and asked the madam what the rates are. She said $50 and $100. He said let me have the $50 deal. She leads him into an empty room and closes the door. A small door slides open and a duck comes waddling out. Sux figures he paid his money so he has his way with the duck. The next week he goes back and takes the $100 deal. The madam leads him into a room with people sitting in chairs. Sux takes a chair and a curtain opens so he is looking into a room with 2 people going at it. Sux leans over to the guy next to him and says, "This is pretty hot." The guy responds, "You should have been here last week. They had some guy focking a duck."

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1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Sux goes to a local house and asked the madam what the rates are. She said $50 and $100. He said let me have the $50 deal. She leads him into an empty room and closes the door. A small door slides open and a duck comes waddling out. Sux figures he paid his money so he has his way with the duck. The next week he goes back and takes the $100 deal. The madam leads him into a room with people sitting in chairs. Sux takes a chair and a curtain opens so he is looking into a room with 2 people going at it. Sux leans over to the guy next to him and says, "This is pretty hot." The guy responds, "You should have been here last week. They had some guy focking a duck."

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Could have replaced Duck with Cat. I like it anyway

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