BlackPlague 1 Posted March 16, 2002 Ignoring the fact that a certain Canadian that will remain unnamed has delayed the completion of the draft, pick the 2 best teams. Only rule...no picking your own roster! My top 2: Intentional Torts Badly Beaten Mimes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted March 16, 2002 The certain Canadian has picked and is sorry for the delay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ditkanate 0 Posted March 16, 2002 I don't know about you guys but szath's infield makes me tremble in fear!! Jorge Posada Fred McGriff Jay Bell Juan Uribe Placido Polanco Frank Catalanotto Tino Martinez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ditkanate 0 Posted March 16, 2002 I'd like torrid's team if his starting pitchers weren't a bunch of mediocre has beens and never was's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ditkanate 0 Posted March 16, 2002 I absolutely LOVE the torts pitching staff. Wow. He's got some holes in his hitting but good god that is a hell of a pitching staff. Yowsa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ditkanate 0 Posted March 16, 2002 I guess i like Hog Chow and KC Duece the best..... SINCE i can't pick my own of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Swerski 0 Posted March 17, 2002 I assume that it is merely oversight that Cheesy Sausage has not been mentioned yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Swerski 0 Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Ditkanate:I'd like torrid's team if his starting pitchers weren't a bunch of mediocre has beens and never was's. When you refer to "mediocre has beens and never was's" I assume you mean guys like Ainsworth, Redding, Tollberg, Chen, Bere, and Garland? :confused: [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Bill Swerski ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackPlague 1 Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Bill Swerski:I assume that it is merely oversight that Cheesy Sausage has not been mentioned yet. Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Swerski 0 Posted March 17, 2002 3 Year Averages: Sausage: 306 HR 1103 RS .288 BA 1118 RBI 128 SB 4.07 ERA 888 K 95 S 1.29 WHIP 72 WW Mimes: 292 HR 1124 RS .282 BA 1017 RBI 189 SB 4.45 ERA 1104 K 48 S 1.43 WHIP 86 W Big Red Mirth Mobile: 243 HR 1005 RS .287 BA 1000 RBI 159 SB 3.89 ERA 938 K 42 S 1.35 WHIP 74 W Birmingham Kudzu: 274 HR 940 RS .282 967 RBI 120 SB 3.86 ERA 1159 K 70 S 1.31 WHIP 97 W Spam: 241 HR 997 RS .302 BA 946 RBI 156 SB 3.94 ERA 1226 K 79 S 1.31 WHIP 80 W Flensers: 269 HR 987 RS .286 BA 976 RBI 148 SB 4.23 ERA 917 K 58 S 1.34 WHIP 59 W BigKnockers: 270 HR 1180 RS .283 BA 1038 RBI 233 SB 4.11 ERA 1197 K 45 S 1.29 WHIP 84 W Intentional Torts: 243 HR 1027 RS .280 BA 949 RBI 158 SB 3.93 ERA 1261 K 96 S 1.29 WHIP 90 W Longballers: 252 HR 1011 RS .281 BA 994 RBI 151 SB 3.78 ERA 866 K 40 S 1.309 WHIP 83 W LA Losers: 291 HR 1053 RS .293 BA 1056 RBI 140 SB 3.85 ERA 1100 K 72 S 1.33 89 W Mighty Heat: 246 HR 955 RS .296 BA 955 RBI 107 SB 3.95 ERA 1080 K 63 S 1.23 WHIP 100 W Burrito: 259 HR 1060 RS .291 BA 976 RBI 190 SB 4.03 ERA 1045 K 39 S 1.34 WHIP 84 W Vomit Comoets: 220 HR 871 RS .287 BA 804 RBI 114 SB 3.86 ERA 771 K 42 S 1.25 WHIP 68 W Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Swerski 0 Posted March 17, 2002 Based on the above: 1. Losers 93 Points 2. Big Knockers 87 Points 3. Cheesy Sausage 82 Points 4. Intentional Torts 81 Points 5. Mimes 75 Points 6. EFocker 72 Points 6. Ditka's Spam 72 Points 6. Mighty Heat 72 Points 9. Burrito 68 Points 10. Longballers 61 Points 11. Big Red Mirth Mobile 60 Points 12. Bunster's Renteria All Stars 48 Points 13. Vomit Comets 40 Points Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted March 17, 2002 I like it: last again as I was last year!! It's a good omen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ditkanate 0 Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Bill Swerski:Ainsworth, Redding, Tollberg, Chen, Bere, and Garland? :confused: Sorry, but i am not allowed to discuss my own roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
szath 0 Posted March 17, 2002 I don't know about you guys but szath's infield makes me tremble in fear!! Jorge Posada Fred McGriff Jay Bell Juan Uribe Placido Polanco Frank Catalanotto Tino Martinez You all we be ****ting in your pants once I get Offerman to round out the "Dream Team" infield.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
szath 0 Posted March 17, 2002 I like the Sausage to lock it up by August 1 if he can draft a pitching staff from waivers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
szath 0 Posted March 17, 2002 my Sandbox live draft (that I did not realize was a live draft)started last week and is still in Round 1...at the pace we are going it will break the BOSMOSPOF record by a calendar year...no more griping about BOSMOSPOF drafts for me... Can I change my team name to "The Wiggles" ? :cool: [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torridjoe 0 Posted March 17, 2002 That's OK, people thought my staff sucked last year too, and I still scored 40 points without Kevin Brown much of the year. I'm a gemfinder. Thanks for doing the 3 yr avg stats. Of course, those will look unfavorably upon you if you drafted: 1) players who lost a year or more to injury, or 2) rookies and young players just coming into their own (like, y'know, Jeremy Giambi and Marcus Giles). Nobody looks good but me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
szath 0 Posted March 17, 2002 actually the "FEARED LONGBALLER" infield that will take the league by storm with some projected stats is featured below: Crime Dog McGriff (1B) - .310BA, 45HRs, 127 RBIs, 91 RUNS Damion Easley (2B) - .285BA, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs, 28 SBs, 88 RUNS Juan Uribe (SS) - .268BA, 27 HRS, 90 RBIs, 15 SBs, 80 RUNs Jose Maicas (3B) - .255BA, 5HRs, 57 RBIs, 35SBs, 85RUNs Tino Martinez (CI)- .272BA, 29 HRs, 115 RBIs, 4SBs, 90RUNs Placido Polanico (MI) - .315BA, 14 HRs, 77 RBIs, 8SBs, 80 RUNS Jorge Posada © - .303BA, 32 HRs, 95 RBIs, 87 RUNs, 1 SB Nick Johnson (1B/CI) - will get some ABs too - .297BA, 34HRs, 88 RBIs, 78 RUNs and once Frank Catalano is infield eligible..watch out girls! - .325BA, 100 RUNs, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs and 2SBs... ....Miss Cleo told me so before she got busted :eek: [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ] [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ] [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMoney 0 Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Bill Swerski:Based on the above: 1. Losers 93 Points 2. Big Knockers 87 Points 3. Cheesy Sausage 82 Points 4. Intentional Torts 81 Points 5. Mimes 75 Points 6. EFocker 72 Points 6. Ditka's Spam 72 Points 6. Mighty Heat 72 Points 9. Burrito 68 Points 10. Longballers 61 Points 11. Big Red Mirth Mobile 60 Points 12. Bunster's Renteria All Stars 48 Points 13. Vomit Comets 40 Points First positive report I have seen on my team this spring. I'll gladly take a 3 way tie for 6th. The ownership of the Kudzu simply wants to improve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Swerski 0 Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by szath:actually the "FEARED LONGBALLER" infield that will take the league by storm with some projected stats is featured below: Crime Dog McGriff (1B) - .310BA, 45HRs, 127 RBIs, 91 RUNS Damion Easley (2B) - .285BA, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs, 28 SBs, 88 RUNS Juan Uribe (SS) - .268BA, 27 HRS, 90 RBIs, 15 SBs, 80 RUNs Jose Maicas (3B) - .255BA, 5HRs, 57 RBIs, 35SBs, 85RUNs Tino Martinez (CI)- .272BA, 29 HRs, 115 RBIs, 4SBs, 90RUNs Placido Polanico (MI) - .315BA, 14 HRs, 77 RBIs, 8SBs, 80 RUNS Jorge Posada © - .303BA, 32 HRs, 95 RBIs, 87 RUNs, 1 SB Nick Johnson (1B/CI) - will get some ABs too - .297BA, 34HRs, 88 RBIs, 78 RUNs and once Frank Catalano is infield eligible..watch out girls! - .325BA, 100 RUNs, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs and 2SBs... ....Miss Cleo told me so before she got busted :-B :-B Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KC Deuce 1 Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Bill Swerski: :-B :-B :szathface: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites