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Occurs to me that we've been doing this all wrong.

 

To inquire as to can size is to assume one of two conditions:

 

1. Woman has two perfectly uniform and identical boob shape and sizes. Short of surgery, this is almost never the case. Or-

 

2. Woman has a uniboob.

 

I believe the more proper term should be cans sizes.

 

Sort of like courts-martial.

 

Or, jumbo shrimp.

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Also keep in mind....can size is measured by how big the woman's chest is round. Not the actual boob size.

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Also keep in mind....can size is measured by how big the woman's chest is round. Not the actual boob size.

 

Can size = chest circumference + cup size

 

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Occurs to me that we've been doing this all wrong.

 

To inquire as to can size is to assume one of two conditions:

 

1. Woman has two perfectly uniform and identical boob shape and sizes. Short of surgery, this is almost never the case. Or-

 

2. Woman has a uniboob.

 

I believe the more proper term should be cans sizes.

 

Sort of like courts-martial.

 

Or, jumbo shrimp.

 

You may want to stop dating circus freaks. Most women have boob sizes that are within the same cup size. They don't deviate that much.

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You may want to stop dating circus freaks. Most women have boob sizes that are within the same cup size. They don't deviate that much.

I dunno bout that Willis...

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