my creepy neighbor lady

[wiffleball 4,640]

So, living room, kitchen windows are about 10 feet down from the Path out side.

 

Unless you're Manute Bol, there's no way you can just walk by the window and look inside.

 

I swear, at least once a week when I happen to glance out the window and downward there's my neighbor peeking up through the blinds. wtf?

 

I mean, if I were a broad, I guess I could get all overwrought and emotional and call a town hall meeting and the police and snipers and dr. Phil and tell them about how I feel violated and what not.

 

But I truly don't give a s***. I mean she can stare all she wants, I'm not going to start wearing pants in my own house or something weird like that.

 

I'm guessing she's bored and possibly a touch blind. But still, I'm not exactly the most exciting show in town.

 

And sure, it's a little hurtful when I see her at the mailbox and she calls me Acorn diick. But what are you going to do?

[MDC 5,891]

Shes starting a thread somewhere about the creepy drunken neighbor who walks around pantless with the blinds open and his little acorn d1ck hanging out.

[edjr 5,564]

Shes starting a thread somewhere about the creepy drunken neighbor who walks around pantless with the blinds open and his little acorn d1ck hanging out.

 

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[Bier Meister 1,514]

did she grope your breasts?

[Cruzer 1,992]

#youtoo

[wiffleball 4,640]

Shes starting a thread somewhere about the creepy drunken neighbor who walks around pantless with the blinds open and his little acorn d1ck hanging out.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dont worry wiff. Even the mightiest oak begins from a tiny acorn.