Man rubs chilli on his girlfriend's tampon in cruel prank....ON VIDEO!

[gocolts 300]

WOW. Who going to try this next???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dNylifU5k

 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Reminds me of one of the first times that I had crawfish. This is clearly a southern thing. But I was sitting around with a bunch of guys and girls drinking beer and eating crawfish outside.Drink enough beer and there are things you need to do obviously.So, I go and pee and of course wash my hands after the fact, and go and sit back down On a hot humid Early summer day.

 

Pretty soon My junk, both Inches of it, Start burning And I'm thinking, I've only been here a little while How the hell did I catch VD?Turns out the seasoning from the Crawfish Which can be very spicy gTransferred from my hands to My tater tot. And all I could do was just sit there in Absolute misery.

 

That is a mistake you make only once.

 

Unrelated, 3 years ago, I read an article from a woman who had heard about Young girls Soaking their tampons in vodka And then inserting them To get drunk. She tried that, And her description of how badly that burned was hysterical.

[gocolts 300]

Reminds me of one of the first times that I had crawfish. This is clearly a southern thing. But I was sitting around with a bunch of guys and girls drinking beer and eating crawfish outside.Drink enough beer and there are things you need to do obviously.So, I go and pee and of course wash my hands after the fact, and go and sit back down On a hot humid Early summer day.

 

Pretty soon My junk, both Inches of it, Start burning And I'm thinking, I've only been here a little while How the hell did I catch VD?Turns out the seasoning from the Crawfish Which can be very spicy gTransferred from my hands to My tater tot. And all I could do was just sit there in Absolute misery.

 

That is a mistake you make only once.

 

Unrelated, 3 years ago, I read an article from a woman who had heard about Young girls Soaking their tampons in vodka And then inserting them To get drunk. She tried that, And her description of how badly that burned was hysterical.

I remember the chicks with tampons and vodka now that you mention it.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Once I made a big pot of chili. Habanero, jalapeño, pablano...

 

Washed my hands pretty thoroughly afterward. Apparently not well enough. Was finger banging the old lady later that evening, and she started shrieking like her tvvat was on fire. Guess it was.

 

Another time, in college, a chick let me shave her poosay. Used my trusty Mach 3 for the job. Afterward, she complained that it itched or burned or something. I told her that, for my face, I would use aftershave, but I don't know about vaginal application. She said try it.

 

Probably would have been fine if we were talking a balm here. But we were talking cheap ass Aquavelva from the drugstore. Mostly alcohol. I rubbed some on my palms and applied it. She screamed like you wouldn't believe.

 

It took a couple hours before she let me play with my handiwork.

[naomi 343]

Being subjected to that guy's cockney accent for a solid 5 minutes might actually be more uncomfortable than the hot pepper tampon.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Being subjected to that guy's cockney accent for a solid 5 minutes might actually be more uncomfortable than the hot pepper tampon.

Not like hers was any better.

 

Id be begging for a blowjob just so she'd shut the Fock up.

[naomi 343]

Not like hers was any better.

 

Id be begging for a blowjob just so she'd shut the Fock up.

 

They were all bad, yes

 

(just realized how little needs to be edited in my post for ).

[Mookz 1,287]

This is actually Iceman's go-to move.

[posty 2,296]

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