Ok, X# of years ago, I was accused of sexual

[IMMensaMind 460]

I know many lawyers who choose not to practice. I can't think of another profession requiring so much training that people willingly leave in droves.

ISIS bomb mule.

 

[Mike Honcho 4,062]

I've killed a bunch of hookers, but they don't count since they are already dead on the inside.

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

And you think you should of fvcked an 18 year old ?

Not really, that was a joke. Of course, Ive done equally sleazy since. Random bar hookups and whatnot.

 

I mean yeah, I get your point. But if the 18-19 year old is in a bar trolling for d!ck, shes gonna find it every time.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,783]

When I was 19 my 19 year old GF left me for a 40 year old dude who owned a house. We fvcked in that house many times. Had to jump at the window once. He came home for lunch. WooHoo.

Is that you Bunny?

[joneo 530]

I've killed a bunch of hookers, but they don't count since they are already dead on the inside.

 

Q. How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb in your basement?

 

A, Apparently more than 4 because it's still dark as fock down there.

[TommyGavin 790]

Is that you Bunny?

Ha That did come off a little like BB but no I have morals ...... wait not the BB doesn't.