drobeski 3,061 Posted June 24, 2018 https://www.flyinggiants.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93427 BREAKING NEWS!! A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Pelosiums mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth its surface, without impeding its ongoing decay. Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, deputy morons, assistant morons, vice morons and assistant vice morons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the critical morass actually increases after each transmutation. Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings. Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily block and even destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. It has also been demonstrated to halt all positive forward movement begun by other elements, especially those elements with opposite polarity. Attempts are currently underway to determine how Pelosium can be neutralized or even just controlled, so as to prevent irreversible damage to elements around it, but thus far, results to date do not appear promising. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,734 Posted June 24, 2018 Hambush? Big Mac looking puzzy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 24, 2018 Funny stuff....someone put in some thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 643 Posted June 24, 2018 Funny stuff....someone put in some thought Don't you get half way through making this up, then think "why am I wasting this much time on that woman", though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted June 24, 2018 Don't you get half way through making this up, then think "why am I wasting this much time on that woman", though? You would think so. But 90% of the MSM and celebrities have been doing this for 20 months now and have given no indication that they are slowing down. Just this week they flooded the airwaves with concentration camp articles. Concentration camps. This is what they are comparing HHS camps (which have been open for over a decade and never drew any mass criticism) to: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,734 Posted June 24, 2018 bbq your asparagus with olive oil and minced garlic. When done, throw a shat ton of mozzeralla on it and broil until cheese is browned. Am I in the right thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
