phillybear 366 Posted March 21, 2006 FOCK OFF. Seriously. First day of spring. Whoop De Fricking Doo. Worst season ever. The weeds start to sprout. Cars get covered in bird crap. The return of bugs. Baseball starts to pollute the airwaves. People in the office taking vacations and forcing you to do their work until they return. Pigeons. And we get two holidays in that stretch. Spring can go fock itself. Give me a break. Why do people have the unconscionably annoying habit of taking a dump as soon as they get to work, every single confounding day. You walk into a bathroom at 7:45 AM, and every stall is full. The stench is overwhelming. You are forced to trudge up and down the stairs, searching floor after floor for a bathroom oasis that does not have a waiting line just to use a focking urinal. Here is a thought. How about people starting to use the bathrooms at their homes. Does everyone have to be a completely braying jackass? Get as much sleep as possible, because heaven forbid setting your alarm clock back 5 minutes so that you have time to take a dump in the morning, and maybe not have to rush all the way to work, running red lights, pushing blind people that are in front of you on the sidewalk, tossing aside kids into traffic. All that effort just so that you can rush to work, and take a dump. I hope your colon falls into the bowl. And you get an infestation of tapeworms. Jackass. Fock off. This marks the one year anniversary of my first foray into the self indulgent Good Morning posts. After all this time, I still hate all of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndGame 0 Posted March 21, 2006 One more reason to work from home. If there's a stench in your bathroom, at least it's family stench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 21, 2006 Happy Anniversary, Phillybear. The morning's a'ight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,811 Posted March 21, 2006 Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted March 21, 2006 First day of spring was yesterday, sweets. And I still you even if you hate me. Have a great day everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,237 Posted March 21, 2006 Arent you happy as hell to be rid of TO at least?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,025 Posted March 21, 2006 Arent you happy as hell to be rid of TO at least?? Despite my user name, I am a Seahawks fan, not Eagles or Bears. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
