sawilson 1 Posted April 10, 2006 My son just turned 8 and had lost 2 teeth already. It just so happened that he lost those while at Grandpas house, while he was eating. So not only did I not get to play tooth fairy then because he wasn't home, I didn't get to keep the teeth either because he swallowed them. So over the weekend he lost another one which he didn't swallow. We put it under his pillow last night and when he was sleeping I snuck in there and replaced his tooth with $4. I was just kind of excited because I hadn't gotten to do this yet. At first I didnt' think I was going to be able to find the tooth under the pillow without him waking up, but alas, all turned out well and he was happy to find the money there this morning!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 10, 2006 "Mommy, I had a dream I was attacked by a forehead with wings." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 10, 2006 "Mommy, I had a dream I was attacked by a forehead with wings." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted April 10, 2006 "Mommy, I had a dream I was attacked by a forehead with wings." That's not a forehead, it looks more like a fivehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted April 10, 2006 When I was five, I lost a tooth, which made me very excited. The tooth fairy was going to pay me a visit during the night. Sure enough, around 2:30AM, and glowing appeared at my window, and in glided a woman with wings aflutter, descending towards my bed. I startled her a bit when I sat up in bed, since she did not want to be discovered. I assured her not to worry, I won't tell anyone. "By the way, do you have change for a dollar?". Relieved, she plopped her sack of money onto the ground, and started to dig around for quarters. She was so engrossed, that she did not notice the cleaver I pulled out from under my blanket. The metal glistened as it swung through the air and through her neck. The tooth fairy no longer exists. But I never ran short of quarters for arcade games for the next 8 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 10, 2006 When I was five, I lost a tooth, which made me very excited. The tooth fairy was going to pay me a visit during the night. Sure enough, around 2:30AM, and glowing appeared at my window, and in glided a woman with wings aflutter, descending towards my bed. I startled her a bit when I sat up in bed, since she did not want to be discovered. I assured her not to worry, I won't tell anyone. "By the way, do you have change for a dollar?". Relieved, she plopped her sack of money onto the ground, and started to dig around for quarters. She was so engrossed, that she did not notice the cleaver I pulled out from under my blanket. The metal glistened as it swung through the air and through her neck. The tooth fairy no longer exists. But I never ran short of quarters for arcade games for the next 8 years. GB Phillybear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishDrunk 0 Posted April 10, 2006 I thought this was going to be a thread about CMH345234...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted April 10, 2006 It's a step up from drunken slut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradoxical 1 Posted April 10, 2006 "Mommy, I had a dream I was attacked by a forehead with wings." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 10, 2006 It's a step up from drunken slut See that, that was just wrong. Very very wrong. Drunken - yes, i was quite frequently - sober for almost a year and a half now than you very much. Slut - Never have been and never will be. asstard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted April 10, 2006 It just so happened that he lost those while at Grandpas house, while he was eating. So not only did I not get to play tooth fairy then because he wasn't home, I didn't get to keep the teeth either because he swallowed them. They're easy enough to get. Just have to clean them off before you put them under the pillow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted April 10, 2006 See that, that was just wrong. Very very wrong.Drunken - yes, i was quite frequently - sober for almost a year and a half now than you very much. Slut - Never have been and never will be. asstard! I know, it was obligatory board schtick. I, for one, am very proud of your sobriety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted April 10, 2006 See that, that was just wrong. Very very wrong.Drunken - yes, i was quite frequently - sober for almost a year and a half now than you very much. Slut - Never have been and never will be. asstard! Then where did you get those singles you gave to your kid for his toof? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 10, 2006 They're easy enough to get. Just have to clean them off before you put them under the pillow. Yeah, thought about that and decided I didn't want to go there. I know, it was obligatory board schtick. I, for one, am very proud of your sobriety. You sure didn't hold back on that obligatory bored schtick did yah...... But on the lighter side, thanks, I'm pretty proud of myself as well... Then where did you get those singles you gave to your kid for his toof? The bank.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted April 10, 2006 Yeah, thought about that and decided I didn't want to go there. You sure didn't hold back on that obligatory bored schtick did yah...... But on the lighter side, thanks, I'm pretty proud of myself as well... Stripping. I thought so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
