brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 This must be what it's like being a marine biologist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 So Ferv, you're really saying I'm not bigger than him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Stop complaining. There's at least a half hour of recess still left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 Stop complaining. There's at least a half hour of recess still left. I hate myself for laughing at that one. Sam, you're supposed to call me Frodo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted April 20, 2006 How do I compare to the rest of the team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Daddy, is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Sam, you're supposed to call me Frodo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philthepill 0 Posted April 20, 2006 grandpa, that hurts!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted April 20, 2006 Stop complaining. There's at least a half hour of recess still left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted April 20, 2006 So Ferv, you're really saying I'm not bigger than him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 20, 2006 I think I saw you in a Joneo link OK - This was some funny shiot!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted April 21, 2006 Hey Recliner Pilot, is it in yet? Obvious mancrush. Sorry to hear about the teenie weenie. BTW, this would be the absolute worst thing I could hear during sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uh-huh 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Obvious mancrush. Sorry to hear about the teenie weenie. BTW, this would be the absolute worst thing I could hear during sex. Sex and Recliner Pilot are two concepts completely foreign to each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted April 21, 2006 Sex and Recliner Pilot are two concepts completely foreign to each other. Sex a concept , Mebbe in your world. Recliner Pilot a concept ? Do tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted April 21, 2006 Is that another cock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Reminds me of the Arby's I had for lunch Nothing like a Big Montana Roast Beef.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 21, 2006 I used to be a man and only a few more sessions until the transformation is complete! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted April 21, 2006 An ex of mine called me another guy's name once. Talk about ruining the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted April 21, 2006 An ex of mine called me another guy's name once. Talk about ruining the moment. I call BS. This is 1 thread you have no right being in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted April 21, 2006 "Go ahead and finish, anytime." Actually heard that once. Did not inspire confidence .. go figure. Fock ... I've been around the block enough to get that message. She could be doing Sodoku or crossward puzzles, and act about the same way. Yipee! I guess it's just chemistry. Some people get aroused and some play Sodoku. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted April 21, 2006 I call BS. This is 1 thread you have no right being in. Here are some others you never want to hear/say (no, I've never heard them) "Oh man, that gonna leave a stain" "You might want to stop that - I'm having my period" "Don't worry, I can give you some special shampoo to clear it right up" "Really? Scabs? Are you sure, I've never seen them." "Why, what's it supposed to smell like?" "No, I'm not going to lick it off your face" "Tastes like... penny" "You have a brother named Carson Themplewright McEnterbert the Third too? Hmmm... that's weird..." "No, no... keep going. I just want to finish this chapter" "Um, hun? Can you try to bob less, at least until the commercials?" "Whoops" "Pasta Primavera, some bread and vegetables... why?" "No, no... that's ok. That's why they call it a gag 'reflex'. I'll get some paper towels" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted April 21, 2006 Swear to God I heard this once (random hookup): "While you are down there I should tell you, I've been using some medicine ... so it may taste kinda funny." And I jst got up, and left. Never said a word. Just left. Deal breaker for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted April 21, 2006 Swear to God I heard this once (random hookup): "While you are down there I should tell you, I've been using some medicine ... so it may taste kinda funny." And I jst got up, and left. Never said a word. Just left. Deal breaker for me. Did he say anything to you as you were leaving? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted April 21, 2006 After I kill you, how long until rigor mortis will set in? I want to eat your scabs. Would you like to meet the rest of the lacrosse team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 21, 2006 In this light you look like Bigtraine. See, now THAT is absolutely wrong.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
