Anyone ever accidently sat on an 8 inch candle?

[NewbieJr 541]

And as you gingerly remove yourself from being impaled on it, realize it felt kind of good, so you go back down on it a few times, before embarrassingly removing it for good and throwing it away?

 

Me neither.

 

(just keeping with our seemingly ghey threads only approach today.)

[Recidivist 1]

Are referring to length or girth?

[hoytdwow 202]

Remember the candle scene in Debbie Does Dallas?

[NewbieJr 541]

Remember the candle scene in Debbie Does Dallas?

One of my all-time favorites!

 

Mr. Hardwick!

[redtodd 7]

I accidentaly sat on a candle................4 times.

[brinett9 0]

You threw it away?

[Jeff Garcia 8]

You threw it away?

Not before he sniffed it though.

[hoytdwow 202]

There are lots of little things one can do around the house to save money.

Saving candles you frigged yourself with, but are otherwise in good shape, may fall into this category.

HTH

[SUXBNME 1,510]

Not accidently, no

[Franknbeans 46]

lit or unlit?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

One in a million, Doc. One in a million

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fucilli Jerry

[George Carlin 1]

Yes, but I had jeans on

[heavy-set 39]

i do it all the time. makes my prostate happy

 

 

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

I seriously have. No kidding. Only took about 2 inches, and I was hurting. I keep a spare in the night stand drawer, in case the wife ever wants to plug me.