NewbieJr 541 Posted May 1, 2006 And as you gingerly remove yourself from being impaled on it, realize it felt kind of good, so you go back down on it a few times, before embarrassingly removing it for good and throwing it away? Me neither. (just keeping with our seemingly ghey threads only approach today.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted May 1, 2006 Are referring to length or girth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 1, 2006 Remember the candle scene in Debbie Does Dallas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 1, 2006 Remember the candle scene in Debbie Does Dallas? One of my all-time favorites! Mr. Hardwick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted May 1, 2006 I accidentaly sat on a candle................4 times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted May 1, 2006 You threw it away? Not before he sniffed it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 1, 2006 There are lots of little things one can do around the house to save money. Saving candles you frigged yourself with, but are otherwise in good shape, may fall into this category. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,503 Posted May 1, 2006 Not accidently, no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 2, 2006 One in a million, Doc. One in a million Fucilli Jerry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Yes, but I had jeans on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted May 2, 2006 i do it all the time. makes my prostate happy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted May 2, 2006 I seriously have. No kidding. Only took about 2 inches, and I was hurting. I keep a spare in the night stand drawer, in case the wife ever wants to plug me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites