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Buffalo is an up and coming city. Our abandoned steel plants, thruway systems that cut off any chance at waterfront growth and subway system that goes in a straight line for two miles half of which are above ground cutting off traffic are just a few examples of reasons people will be flocking here in the next decade.

 

We have the highest taxes in the country and one of the worst job markets but hey on a positive note we lost 4 straight super bowls after our kicker blew the first one and had chances at the stanley cup that was also taken away from us in the most painfull manner imaginable.

 

7 Months dark slushy winter followed by the most unbarable humidity you've ever felt.

 

All we wanted in exchange was for the Sabres to make us not look like the losers we are

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Dude. It's just hockey. Losing the 4 Super Bowls in a row might be suicide worthy, but it's hockey. :huh:

 

Also, it's pretty silly to call yourselves losers because a bunch of overpaid atheletes that just happen to play in Buffalo couldn't get it done.

 

Also, it's just hockey. ;)

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Sounds like you need a good 96'r from your lady.........

 

stepawayfromtheledge

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Remember to aim the muzzle up when it is in your mouth.

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Buffalo is an up and coming city. Our abandoned steel plants, thruway systems that cut off any chance at waterfront growth and subway system that goes in a straight line for two miles half of which are above ground cutting off traffic are just a few examples of reasons people will be flocking here in the next decade.

 

We have the highest taxes in the country and one of the worst job markets but hey on a positive note we lost 4 straight super bowls after our kicker blew the first one and had chances at the stanley cup that was also taken away from us in the most painfull manner imaginable.

 

7 Months dark slushy winter followed by the most unbarable humidity you've ever felt.

 

All we wanted in exchange was for the Sabres to make us not look like the losers we are

This is paradise compared to Philly :huh:

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I took my medication for being bipolar so here are the things I like about Buffalo:

 

My rent is rediculously cheap

I can get loaded at bars for $20

There is a bar on every corner

The food is second to none

The people are all cool

Traffic isn't a problem

No natural disasters to worry about....blizzard = fun

The best strip clubs in the world are 10 minutes away in Canada

Price of living in general is low

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Suicide note. :thumbsdown:

 

Go down in an unexplained blaze of glory. Dose yourself in gasoline, sprinkle some gun powder on your head, light 3 sticks of dynamite and jam them in your rectum, jump into the grizzly bear cage at the zoo, and punch the first bear you see.

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You should have come down to Raleigh for the games.

 

:thumbsdown:

 

 

We actually tailgated after the game and bsed with the Carolina fans. They even gave us some beer for the road trip back.

 

:ninja:

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