football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 (except Clash - we have no idea what he does ). I hear he masturbates furiously to midget porn, ~40~ times a day, but this probably isn't the proper forum to discuss that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clash of the Titans 1 Posted June 13, 2006 what's the holdup? again not that i am in a hurry and this is a slow draft but i am just curious...this thing has barely moved since yesterday morning...is the new guy still in? again i think mahsoonerz would be an excellent choice for this league if the other guy can't go....i thought he was 1st alternate anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted June 13, 2006 what's the holdup? again not that i am in a hurry and this is a slow draft but i am just curious...this thing has barely moved since yesterday morning...is the new guy still in? again i think mahsoonerz would be an excellent choice for this league if the other guy can't go....i thought he was 1st alternate anyway I thought mahsooners was #1 in line also - oh well regardless, lets get it going I'm out until 4:15 cst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grateful Parrot 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Aren't we getting close to the 12 hour mark? Speaking of times....what is the time zone on this server? I'm central time and seem to be off by more than a couple of hours? Doesn't really matter because I just keep checking..just curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldguru 0 Posted June 13, 2006 For what it is worth...I tried e-mailing Solo yesterday that if for some reason you need an owner, I would volunteer my time and energy to compete and win in Sooners spot. I do not know if Solo received it. I know that he has a replacement supposed to be coming. I currently play in two dynasties and four re-drafts. I have been commish of one of the dynasties and two of the re-drafts for going on seven years. They are going strong. I've played in the VIP leagues the last two years. I would make it a point to see that you folks are not waiting on me, by e-mailing my picks to someone if I can't be by the computer. *I understand completely if you are hesitant to extend me an invite, since I have been a poor poster for the board over the years. I would like to think that I am more inclined to speak softly...and carry a big stick. It is probably just a temporary delay waiting on Solo's ringer. But I thought I would make the offer. I hope you don't mind me posting on your thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 I thought mahsooners was #1 in line also - oh well regardless, lets get it going 1. Mah Sooners was the next in line - I'm certain he'd be even more interested knowing his #1 pick was S.A. and OTC with all the talent available. solo - what should we do about that? And if it's your pal, can we get him to stop masturbating to midget porn and pick already? 2. the 12 hour mark will be 9:00 PM eastern time. We resumed at noon eastern (09:00 AM on the left coast) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace08 11 Posted June 13, 2006 If you scroll back to one of Solo's post from last night he states that the pick would be made around 6PM today by his friend.....so I guess we'll have to wait and see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 If you scroll back to one of Solo's post from last night he states that the pick would be made around 6PM today by his friend.....so I guess we'll have to wait and see. well that's only 30 mins (if he meant ET, which I believe he did) It is probably just a temporary delay waiting on Solo's ringer. But I thought I would make the offer.I hope you don't mind me posting on your thread. You're more than welcome to post - outside feedback is great for all of us. As much bravado and trashing as there is here, there's also something of a mutual respect and understanding that a free early draft can be valuable for everyone in it. So your input is more than welcome, so long as you refrain from mentioning players not yet drafted. As for the league opening, the offer is solid. If for any reason solo's pal can't get in or changes his mind, you'll be in the running for the vacancy. It would be good to have you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldguru 0 Posted June 13, 2006 so long as you refrain from mentioning players not yet drafted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 13, 2006 I hear he masturbates furiously to midget porn, ~40~ times a day, but this probably isn't the proper forum to discuss that. Scoot, this is the type of thing I can totally live without. Ill tell you straight up, and take this as an ultimatum, I hear any more BS like this, and Ill get 10 other owners in this league to vote you out......Ive had enough of it, man. No retorts are nessecary in this particular instance! I will accept none....Im bringing in a friend as a new member of this league, and I will not introduce him to a league Ive spoken so highly of by letting him sort through this kind of crap.... Im sorry, Clash.....this WILL NOT happen again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye & Leaf 0 Posted June 13, 2006 I would like to think that I am more inclined to speak softly...and carry a big stick. I dont feel comfortable letting someone with a bigger stick than me play in this league.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted June 13, 2006 Scoot, this is the type of thing I can totally live without. Ill tell you straight up, and take this as an ultimatum, I hear any more BS like this, and Ill get 10 other owners in this league to vote you out......Ive had enough of it, man. No retorts are nessecary in this particular instance! I will accept none....Im bringing in a friend as a new member of this league, and I will not introduce him to a league Ive spoken so highly of by letting him sort through this kind of crap....Im sorry, Clash.....this WILL NOT happen again. Oh solo - that was light, no offense taken here. Where is your boy more importantly - It sounds like we have two options waiting - oldguru and Mahsoonerz - did you talk to your guy on the phone today and get him set up? I must know who he takes at 2.11 or I am going to go crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clash of the Titans 1 Posted June 13, 2006 LOL......it's okay solo... i apologize for my previous comments at scooter about homosexuality as well even though of course i was just kidding i can't speak for him but i doubt he meant it seriously......i may throw the occasional crack at someone but i am long past carring a running feud with anyone here.....scooter can say whatever he wants at me...the only thing that aggravates me about a post like that is it just bogs down our discussion thread and it's not even funny...like yesterday i just tuned out and ignored the war between he and sooner.....that's why i don't know why sooner left..but it did obviously get overboard between the 2 and you're commish of your league...if you want someone removed just do it...don't worry about holding a vote...i thought trash-talking was approved and encouraged for this league.....if you thinks it overboard just lay down some smack talk laws.. and for the record i would not vote anyone out unless they abandoned their team for no provided reason later man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 13, 2006 understood, and Im not about to start laying down etiquette guidelines, but on my FF league site, I just dont want to walk through the door, shower, get chilled, then sit down on the site and read about masturbating to midgets 40 times...not after I lost one of my guys yesterday. But, if youre good with it then thats cool, Clash, so Ill take back my apology and reserve it for when I wax your tail whenever Im matched up with you. My pal is signing in and the pick is on its way....sorry for the delays. And Scooter, dont hold a grudge with me over this. You know Im on board with your approach to life, but sometimes you just have to reel it in a bit. Im not your preacher....just your FF brother. Peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Scoot, this is the type of thing I can totally live without. Ill tell you straight up, and take this as an ultimatum, I hear any more BS like this, and Ill get 10 other owners in this league to vote you out......Ive had enough of it, man. No retorts are nessecary in this particular instance! I will accept none....Im bringing in a friend as a new member of this league, and I will not introduce him to a league Ive spoken so highly of by letting him sort through this kind of crap....Im sorry, Clash.....this WILL NOT happen again. you can't be serious. he just made a gay crack about me being from SF like a day before that. I think you read into that a bit. It was a jest, and I am 10000% positive that Clash took it as such. I don't take threats and it won't take anyone to vote me out. I'll just leave if you're going to be a humorless d0uchebag. oh, and stuff your ultimatum. i thought trash-talking was approved and encouraged for this league.....if you thinks it overboard just lay down some smack talk laws.. It was, and everyone's been engaging in it. But as usual I get singled out for it. un-focking-real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 13, 2006 cya dude.....youre out. You call me a douche....start walking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Im not going to live in a constant state of damage control. I want an immediate apology, and Im not one to ask for apologies or make ultimatums, but its needed here. You concede, youre staying. You dont, youre walking. Its your choice. Swallow your pride and apologize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye & Leaf 0 Posted June 13, 2006 wow. If it really hurt you then I'm sorry. I said you were acting like one, not that you were one. And right now you're all over my sh!t for saying something funny, that no one was offended by except you, for reasons I can't imagine.uh, I wrote it while you were giving yet another ultimatim. So now where's mine? You know, for singling me out and doing "damage control" where NONE was required? c'mon, solo, it was humor on scooter's part. Lets get this thing rolling!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Scoot, youve got a rather small decision to make in the grand scheme of things. Like I said, its your call. Ive not yet called you a douche, nor am I about to. make your choice...Im not running around in circles over this thing. The newbie put his pick in for anyone interested, and again, Im sorry for the delay...he was having trouble registering for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 ok, (deep breath) look man...Clash is one of the 1st people I "met" on this site and I've never ever had any issue with him, nor do I believe he's ever had any issue personally with me. He had just called me a homo and told me I was from light-in-the-loafers SF, and I was just talking a little trash too. I was, like Clash., under the impression that was allowed. If it's not, then tell us - but don't let some people do it, then come down on me like a ton of bricks for doing the same. I'm really puzzled as to why you feel you need to do "damage control" when the guy I said it about wasn't offended. If my saying you were being a "humorless douche" offended you, I apologize. Sincerely. I would like to participate - but not if you're going to go flying off the handle like this for me doing something that everyone else is doing - that ain't right and I've got better things to do. So if you are intending to use a double standard where you let some guys trash talk and lambast others for it, then I'm out of here. Your call. Scoot, youve got a rather small decision to make in the grand scheme of things. Like I said, its your call. Ive not yet called you a douche, nor am I about to. make your choice...Im not running around in circles over this thing. I already apologized twice now. you want blood? Hey, here's a thought - how about you apologize to me now since you're holding me to a different standard than anyone else and 3 members have now told you that you overreateced, INCLUDING CLASH. If this is a no trash talk league, SAY IT and we'll move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clash of the Titans 1 Posted June 13, 2006 okay scooter apologized... i accept....it's over.... let it go boys this is more drama than a bunch of old bags and bats playing bunco on a summer friday night at sister elma's house in knoxville, tennessee welcome howie 929...great pick there with harrison in a ppr league Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye & Leaf 0 Posted June 13, 2006 NIce pick by the newbie, not that I believe he is for a second! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Welcome aboard howie929 Keep in mind that this is a "no trash talk" league. I wouldn't want you getting threatened with ultimatims when someone busts on you then you bust on them back. Good pick in Harrison. I considered him at 2.09, as both CJohnson and RMoss have more risk, but potentially more production. S.A.+Harrison should be a terrific core of your squad. okay scooter apologized... i accept....it's over.... let it go boys You know you love midget porn. and hey, who doesn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clash of the Titans 1 Posted June 13, 2006 ok, (deep breath) look man...Clash is one of the 1st people I "met" on this site and I've never ever had any issue with him, nor do I believe he's ever had any issue personally with me. He had just called me a homo and told me I was from light-in-the-loafers SF, and I was just talking a little trash too. I was, like Clash., under the impression that was allowed. If it's not, then tell us - but don't let some people do it, then come down on me like a ton of bricks for doing the same. I'm really puzzled as to why you feel you need to do "damage control" when the guy I said it about wasn't offended. If my saying you were being a "humorless douche" offended you, I apologize. Sincerely. I would like to participate - but not if you're going to go flying off the handle like this for me doing something that everyone else is doing - that ain't right and I've got better things to do. So if you are intending to use a double standard where you let some guys trash talk and lambast others for it, then I'm out of here. Your call. I already apologized twice now. you want blood? Hey, here's a thought - how about you apologize to me now since you're holding me to a different standard than anyone else and 3 members have now told you that you overreateced, INCLUDING CLASH. If this is a no trash talk league, SAY IT and we'll move on. lol- yeah i remember it as well when you 1st came here......i think one of the 1st post i read from you was ?ing me about a post i had made linking an article to espn, where they claimed brian urlacher had been carted off the field anyway... like i said in the other post i think scooter has excellent insight to the game of football/ff....i don't have have any problem with him.....every league needs a TO personality to keep it honest...i think we have found ours....now we know the real reason scooter wanted him so badly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye & Leaf 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Curious where the ultimatim is for this deeply insulting insinuation? Easily as bad as anything said about liking midget porn. Thanks for the effort Clash, but this smells like he's looking for a reason to boot me. Ironic though that here you are sticking up for me while he does "damage control" over my uh, offending you? One day this will all make sense to me. Today is not that day. hey, keep my name out of your mouth TO...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 hey, keep my name out of your mouth TO...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yippie Skippy 0 Posted June 13, 2006 You know you love midget porn. So what if Scooter is a gay midget porn STAR and can type with his toes?? The ball is rolling again. The 12 hour rule will begin again with the thought and hope that everyone will care enough to check-in as much as they can. If you need more time than that, Solo will cut you the slack needed. Just give me your #'s and I'll be happy to call you on your cell, at work, at home at 3:00 am YOUR time zone to let ya know.....you are up next, what are ya waiting for?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grateful Parrot 0 Posted June 13, 2006 HOLY SHIOT BATMAN. .. I pick my daughter up from school and miss a couple of hours and Scoots has pissed another one off....sorry brother, but it's too funny. I really need to drink and play poker with you cats, I'd be pee'in in my pants. I thought the midget thing was funny. And Scooter, yes the ###### thing was over the top...(still funny though). Man you guys need to lighten up. I personally think sooner took it to another level and I hated to see him leave. I really enjoy reading all your guys posts and most of you take statistics to a new level for me. But quiting isn't really an option in football, if someone's beating you down, you got to keep hammering away till at the very least, you get a GOOD shot in. Scooter's been here for a while and yes, some of his banter can be taken the wrong way, but his knowledge is solid. And the compitition of kicking his A$$ and the rest of your guys little bity toushies will make this a great league for me. Curious where the ultimatim is for this deeply insulting insinuation? Hey I went to Berkeley...SOOOO???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Hey I went to Berkeley...SOOOO???? My dad & brother went to Berkeley....you calling them stoners? (ok, maybe my bother...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel City Blues 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Hi- I am the new guy.with the 2.11 pick: Marvin Harrison WR - Ind. Proof that there is hope for all noobs. Welcome aboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted June 14, 2006 I just took chester - - I'll be back in 5 minutes to give you 3.1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grateful Parrot 0 Posted June 14, 2006 I've got to indroduce my daugther to more Gilligan's Island...back in a little Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisonb11 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Geez...i left for 2 hours and tons of fights again....I wont say anything to upset anyone because it seems we have this sorted out now, even though a fight will break out in about 5 minutes . but lets just cut it on the risky jokes that may offend people (scooter, just take it easy ). i just dont want anyone to bail on us again. welcome new guy. solid pick there on marvin. i hope you can stay with us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted June 14, 2006 Wow what a tough position to choose from there. I had 7 wr that I thought were legit 2nd round picks- with Harrison being the last chosen. I felt like there was a substantial drop from my #7 to #8 wr. I might be wrong on this also but I did not think either of those 2 rb's would be available 4.12 or 5.1. UGGGHHHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisonb11 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Wow what a tough position to choose from there. I had 7 wr that I thought were legit 2nd round picks- with Harrison being the last chosen. I felt like there was a substantial drop from my #7 to #8 wr. I might be wrong on this also but I did not think either of those 2 rb's would be available 4.12 or 5.1. UGGGHHHH wow, im not gonna bash ur pick at all. seems like a stretch to me, but its a high risk/ high reward pick. i mean, the first pick in the 3rd being foster im not sure about, but it could turn out to be a great pick...or could burn u. risky choice, but could also be a surprise wonder of the draft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 14, 2006 sorry fellas......been watchin' a movie....... Scooter, all I needed to see was the word sorry. Youre in. You call me a douche again.....atleast spell it right. I just needed to know that it was possible. I appreciate it, and Im equally sorry for laying that on you and calling you out. We're back in the game now. Clash- scratch that thought about the replacement for Scooter. And the check's in the mail. Jocstrap- 3RBs?....tighten up.... fellas- sorry for the drama.....Im re-groupin' and tightening up!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 14, 2006 you know, before I go for a walk to the park with my dog, I want to say the following: I didn't join this league. I agreed to be in it. The fact is that Solo is "commish" because he went out and signed up on Yahoo - but this wasn't a league before he, I and others all agreed to be here. I didn't vote for anyone to be commish, and as of the email he sent me last night, I am in fact co-commish of this league. Therefore, solo doesn't have the right or authority to kick anyone out of the league. Just a point of fact that had to be mentioned. No offense solo, but you're WAY out of line with all this crap. Let's move on and enjoy OUR league - you know, the one the original 6 or 7 of us agreed to put together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoloMatisse 0 Posted June 14, 2006 whatever you say, commish.....Im just a lowly league member.....youre the one typing in all the picks at this point...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 14, 2006 sorry fellas......been watchin' a movie....... Scooter, all I needed to see was the word sorry. Youre in. You call me a douche again.....atleast spell it right. I just needed to know that it was possible. I appreciate it, and Im equally sorry for laying that on you and calling you out. We're back in the game now. Clash- scratch that thought about the replacement for Scooter. And the check's in the mail. Jocstrap- 3RBs?....tighten up.... fellas- sorry for the drama.....Im re-groupin' and tightening up!! Ok, great - I post all that and now you're back and being all normal again. lol ok, welcome back - and thank you for the apology. I appreciate it. And I don't think you're a d0uche, really. Let's play some football, shall we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
