Strike 6,126 Posted June 15, 2007 :middlefinger: Well, why do YOU think you didn't get the ring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 Maybe that kid is such a pathetic loser, the father made the proper decision by abandoning "Daddy's Little Disappointment". Mom decided it'd be easier to raise her daughter alone than put up with his pathetic loser ass. Thanks all for the support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Admittedly, I struggled to connect the dots of your logic. I suppose I should cut you some slack, as your Daddy must have beat it a long time ago. Obviously, he didn't want to raise a retard. Daddy is still around, thank you for caring. Just remember to be nice to your new dad. Well, why do YOU think you didn't get the ring? Marriage is forever, and he still doesn't know me well enough. He isn't ready to commit. Not financially ready yet. yada yada yada. F'him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 15, 2007 Daddy is still around, thank you for caring. Just remember to be nice to your new dad. Marriage is forever, and he still doesn't know me well enough. He isn't ready to commit. Not financially ready yet. yada yada yada. F'him. Don't worry, once he knows you well enough, I am sure he will bail quickly and efficiently. Have fun faking it for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Don't worry, once he knows you well enough, I am sure he will bail quickly and efficiently. Have fun faking it for now. He already knows that I don't think its going to work, and that I've started hedging my bets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,126 Posted June 15, 2007 He already knows that I don't think its going to work, and that I've started hedging my bets. LOL YOU don't think it's going to work? You're the one who wanted the ring. It sounds like he's the one who doesn't think it's going to work. Well, I hope you at least gave up the anal before he dumps you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 LOL YOU don't think it's going to work? You're the one who wanted the ring. It sounds like he's the one who doesn't think it's going to work. Well, I hope you at least gave up the anal before he dumps you. Sorry but he doesn't go there. But he isn't ready to quit. He is quite upset about the fact that I since I am not married, I reserve the right to do whatever I want, with whomever I want. Not that I am doing anything of course, but I do reserve the right. I am quite sure that he knows that I am lying. Too bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 That is in such bad taste, its repugnant. That child is an individual. And worthy of any person's love. go fock yourself. I feel sorry for any kid that needs love from MDC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 15, 2007 He already knows that I don't think its going to work, and that I've started hedging my bets. But if he got you the ring you were hoping for earlier in the year, it would have worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 I feel sorry for any kid that needs love from MDC. I am not disputing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 I am not disputing that. At least ole swollen tongue will have a dad to take to the special olympics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 go fock yourself. I feel sorry for any kid that needs love from MDC. I feel sad for your kids, having to live in a hallowed-out tree baking crackers for the family business ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 15, 2007 At least ole swollen tongue will have a dad to take to the special olympics. Swollen tongue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 I feel sad for your kids, having to live in a hallowed-out tree baking crackers for the family business ... At least they are my seed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 At least they are my seed. You can tell your kids that when they're all 5'2 with pointed ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted June 15, 2007 MDC, my dad came into our lives when I was 1 and my sister was 5. He took us in because he loved my mom and us. I was raised only knowing him as my dad and wouldn't trade him for the world even though I've met my real father a few times. Your a great guy and they all are lucky to have you in their lives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted June 15, 2007 At least they are my seed. Not to hijack, but is that really that important to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 15, 2007 Your a great guy and they all are lucky to have you in their lives Reality check, we are talking about MDC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,261 Posted June 15, 2007 Reality check, we are talking about MDC. He can bring home leftover sammiches from the conference room. So he has that going for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Not to hijack, but is that really that important to you? Actually, unless there's been a DNA test, can he really be sure of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 Actually, unless there's been a DNA test, can he really be sure of that? Unless the mailman also has dwarfism I think GBoy can be sure they're his kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 Actually, unless there's been a DNA test, can he really be sure of that? He's only known the chick for 5 months, stupid. Unless the mailman also has dwarfism I think GBoy can be sure they're his kids. my kids are not dwarves, I am not a dwarf, let's set the record straight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted June 15, 2007 my kids are not dwarves, I am not a dwarf, let's set the record straight. Exactly! Just goes to show you how uneducated and insensitive MDC is You people like to be called "Little People" Sorry, that was just tee'd up so well, that I could not resist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,261 Posted June 15, 2007 So MDC, when you get married, will the 3 of you live in your new tenement, or does she have a place that isn't in a war zone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 my kids are not dwarves, I am not a dwarf, let's set the record straight. Must be fun to get a horsie ride from your kids. Sucks to have to wait while they ride the big roller coasters, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 He's only known the chick for 5 months, stupid. I was refering to how can YOU know that they are really yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 I was refering to how can YOU know that they are really yours. He can tell by their shortness, yellow teeth, hideously misshaped skulls, and warty genitalia. Just like daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted June 15, 2007 Must be fun to get a horsie ride from your kids. Sucks to have to wait while they ride the big roller coasters, though. So, you're 5'9" and he's 5'7" Seems like you're both kind of short to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 I was refering to how can YOU know that they are really yours. I know, cumface, I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted June 15, 2007 He can tell by their shortness, yellow teeth, hideously misshaped skulls, and warty genitalia. Ummm, Gutter.... I might be your kids' Daddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 So, you're 5'9" and he's 5'7" I'm not 5'9" and Gutter wishes he was 5'7" ... HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 I'm not 5'9" and Gutter wishes he was 5'7" ... HTH Yeah I'm only 5'6", and I think MDC is 5'10", that's 4 inches, which makes me an elf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 Yeah I'm only 5'6", and I think MDC is 5'10", that's 4 inches, which makes me an elf. I don't tease you because of your height. I do it because you're a self-loathing ass hole with Napolean complex ... hth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted June 15, 2007 Yeah I'm only 5'6", and I think MDC is 5'10", that's 4 inches, which makes me an elf. If he's 5'10" online that means he's 5'8" real life. So he's two inches taller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,261 Posted June 15, 2007 We haven't had a "gutterboy is short" thread in a long time. I'm too lazy to read the whole thing; has anyone worked in the DDR yet? Cat riding? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,241 Posted June 15, 2007 If he's 5'10" online that means he's 5'8" real life. So he's two inches taller. I guess that would make GBoy 5'4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted June 15, 2007 I guess that would make GBoy 5'4. But we've actually seen pictures of him. He's short, but he's definitely not 5'4".... You, on the other hand, we haven't. You could be shorter than him, for all we know. I think you should have chose our bigger fake starting point for your height Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted June 15, 2007 I know, cumface, I know. And the insult there is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted June 15, 2007 I don't tease you because of your height. I do it because you're a self-loathing ass hole with Napolean complex ... hth! I am not self loathing, I love myself, I'm focking great. And I don't have a napolean complex either, I don't compensate or have any will to dominate anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
