Crazy picture phone fun

[lickin_starfish 2,027]

I bought a cell phone for my wife to use in case of emergencies on her commute to and from work. I often carry the phone with me when I run errands. Today I brought the phone with me while I went to a couple of stores. When I got home, I was goofing around with it and looking at pictures that had been taken on it. A lot of them were just pictures of snowy roads and stuff, but one of them was a self-taken snapshot down a dude's pants. Should I be upset that a picture of some dude's wang is on my wife's camera phone? Of course she claims that she doesn't know how it got there and she is upset that I am questioning this issue.

[Toro 3]

wang

[Guest Black Label Society]

I see in your signature you're a "TOOL" fan.

 

 

Sure it's not your's Mr. Throbbing Pants?!?!!

 

In all honesty, they don't come stock with wang photos, so yeah, I'd be a little disturbed.

[TAS 2]

So you pass the blame onto your wife cause you don't know how to erase the pics you took of some dudes wang? Gotcha loud and clear!

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

I'd trust your wife unless she gives you serious resons to doubt her.

 

Personally, I play the same game on friends (girls and guys) camera phones all the time, except its my beanbag they get a photo of. Then, If I can manage it, I go into their setting and change the screen saver to my sneaky pic.

 

Pure juvenile hilarity

[davebg 0]

It's not so much the pic of his wang as it is the pic of the top of your wife's head that should upset you.

[Jeff Garcia 8]

How do so many people on this site think up some of the stories on here?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

they don't come stock with wang photos

 

 

I don't think you should be worried unless she identifies it, like "How did Tom's peemus get on there?!?"

[lickin_starfish 2,027]

Wow, my wife is all pissed off at me because I don't trust her. It's unbelievable how she always turns things around so I am always at fault.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Wow, my wife is all pissed off at me because I don't trust her. It's unbelievable how she always turns things around so I am always at fault.

 

It's a sure sign she took the picture.

Seriously.

 

Think about it.....if you did something really wrong, and were worried about it for weeks, etc, and then finally got accused of something, wouldn't you be all defensive, like "woman, WTF are you talking about!!??"

That's stupid, you just don't trust me, blah, blah, blah.

 

Perfect angle to get out of it.

 

Tips

1. Digital Camera with telephoto zoom

2. Extra coffee and donuts

3. Lawyer

 

She's sucking ###### dude.......and it ain't yours.

[Quickolas1 80]

you know the story of the old father who catches his son smoking and locks him in the bathroom and tells him to smoke a whole carton as punishment (so he'll be so sick of cigarettes he'll never think of touching another one)?

 

do the same with all your friends and her photo fetish. make her smoke their poles.

[Sho Nuff 720]

This is simple.

 

Put a pic of a nice juicy cooter or some huge cans as the background on your computer at home.

[Guest Black Label Society]

This is simple.

 

Put a pic of a nice juicy cooter or some huge cans as the background on your computer at home.

 

 

And then tell her you have NO idea how it got there.

 

And even better, make it her sisters hoo hoo you get pics of.

 

 

of course, please post link when pics are up.

[De Novo 0]

I'd ask her where it could have come from. If she didn't take it, she set her phone down somewhere and someone took it of themselves. Where could this have likely occured? Either a party or a bar. I doubt it was a complete stranger, so it's probably somebody she knows, which would concern me a bit since the guy probably figured she'd take it as a joke. She'd be reallllllll concerned if one of your female "friends" did the same thing to your phone. Ask her where the hell it could have happened.

[Thin Spirit 0]

I'd ask her where it could have come from. If she didn't take it, she set her phone down somewhere and someone took it of themselves. Where could this have likely occured? Either a party or a bar. I doubt it was a complete stranger, so it's probably somebody she knows, which would concern me a bit since the guy probably figured she'd take it as a joke. She'd be reallllllll concerned if one of your female "friends" did the same thing to your phone. Ask her where the hell it could have happened.

 

 

Exactly.

 

Does she go out with friends often to bars, or parties without you?

 

She obviously knows how it got there, and is now being defensive...I'd be pissed dude, very pissed.

[Big_Pete 0]

It's not so much the pic of his wang as it is the pic of the top of your wife's head that should upset you.

 

Classic. Cant stop laughing.

[lickin_starfish 2,027]

Whoever it was must have known that she is married. It wasn't any of our mutual friends, because this guy had a dark tan, and all of our friends are pasty white. The bright side of all this is that the guy has a short cack.

[joneo 562]

This guy had a "dark tan". The bright side of all this is that the guy has a short cack.

 

 

Sounds like a Puerto Rican midget.

[Toro 3]

Whoever it was must have known that she is married. It wasn't any of our mutual friends, because this guy had a dark tan, and all of our friends are pasty white. The bright side of all this is that the guy has a short cack.

 

maybe he's a grower, not a show-er?

[Lionsjunkie 1]

It's not so much the pic of his wang as it is the pic of the top of your wife's head that should upset you.

 

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