surferskin 30 Posted July 28, 2006 Are you really a secretary? Do you really wear mascara? Do you really drink at lunch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 No No Rarely, if you call a beer with lunch "drinking." HTH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 28, 2006 what is your real job? if you don't wear mascara, what kind of makeup do you wear? are your short stories really craptastic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted July 28, 2006 Are you really a secretary?Do you really wear mascara? Do you really drink at lunch? He's an admin. assistant! alsoihavenoclue! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 what is your real job?if you don't wear mascara, what kind of makeup do you wear? are your short stories really craptastic? Marketing Coordinator No makeup Some of them are, but they're getting better. HTH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 what is your real job?if you don't wear mascara, what kind of makeup do you wear? are your short stories really craptastic? I think he wore mascara to a Cure concert once, but it's not an every day occurance. Also I think he's a writer and the short story I read was horrific. Also he cashed in his 401K to pay off a credit card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 28, 2006 I think he wore mascara to a Cure concert once, but it's not an every day occurance. Also I think he's a writer and the short story I read was horrific. Also he cashed in his 401K to pay off a credit card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 I think he wore mascara to a Cure concert once, but it's not an every day occurance. Also I think he's a writer and the short story I read was horrific. Also he cashed in his 401K to pay off a credit card. Eyeliner to a Depeche Mode concert. The story you read is at least 10 years old and yes, it sucks. I had like $2K in savings from some job I worked at years ago - yes I cashed it in and paid off my credit card debt. HTH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted July 28, 2006 Which is better: a cack in your hand, or two in your mouth? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 Which is better: a cack in your hand, or two in your mouth? TIA No experience with either, but if I had to chose one I'd definitely go with the cack in hand. HTH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 No experience with either, but if I had to chose one I'd definitely go with the cack in hand. HTH! I could have guessed you've never had a cack in your hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 I could have guessed you've never had a cack in your hand. Only my cack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 Only my cack. backpedal...backpedal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 28, 2006 What's wrong with wearing eye liner? some chicks dig it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted July 28, 2006 What's wrong with wearing eye liner? some chicks dig it. So do some guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 What's wrong with wearing eye liner? some chicks dig it. some chicks also dig have a guy shoot manjuice down their throats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 28, 2006 What's wrong with wearing eye liner? some chicks dig it. this coming from the guy that's shoved things up his ass during sex...seriously, you're not helping MDC out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 What's wrong with wearing eye liner? some chicks dig it. My GF really wants to go to a goth club in the city and she wants to dress the part - I might do eyeliner then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 28, 2006 My GF really wants to go to a goth club in the city and she wants to dress the part - I might do eyeliner then. See there is nothing wrong with that. A club, a concert, that's fine. If you could have only seen some pictures of me from back in the late 90's I posted some on thedanzone before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 How is Jocelyn? She's fine thanks. Did you see my shout out to GutterBoy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted July 28, 2006 She's fine thanks. Did you see my shout out to GutterBoy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 28, 2006 How is Jocelyn? Jocelyn Mahballz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 He's one of my biggest fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 He's one of my biggest fans. I missed it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 I missed it Gimme your email, I'll send you the think (for reals). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 Gimme your email, I'll send you the think (for reals). that's OK, I'll just look it up on the Sanctuary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 that's OK, I'll just look it up on the Sanctuary. Go right ahead, tell Dan I said hello. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 Go right ahead, tell Dan I said hello. Got it. Hey thanks man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 Got it. Hey thanks man. No problem. I figured you guys hang on my every word so I might as well recognize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 No problem. I figured you guys hang on my every word so I might as well recognize. Actually I wouldn't have known if you hadn't told me, but thanks anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 Actually I wouldn't have known if you hadn't told me, but thanks anyway. You read the last column and it took you all of 5 minutes to find a link at the Sanctuary. Losers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 You read the last column and it took you all of 5 minutes to find a link at the Sanctuary. Losers. Actually I think it was less than 5 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 Actually I think it was less than 5 minutes. Either way, how sad that you guys sit around talking about me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted July 28, 2006 Either way, how sad that you guys sit around talking about me. We don't sit around and talk about Red White and Blue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 We don't sit around and talk about Red White and Blue. I don't sit around talking about you or Dan or any of them. But that's cool - more hits. You should send me some hatemail, the editor would love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted July 28, 2006 Either way, how sad that you guys sit around talking about me. You should see the ten page thread just about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 28, 2006 You should see the ten page thread just about you. I don't doubt it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted August 3, 2006 how old are you? since you wouldn't answer in the other thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
