JGB_11 0 Posted August 24, 2006 More Cowbell.... I'm tellin ya... fellas... your gonna want that cowbell!!! Best SNL skit of all time ^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMeanMachine99 1 Posted August 24, 2006 I go by the Chester County Fightin' Amish. Thanks to the poster 3 years ago who put that name out. Can't seem to find any kind of amish cartoon character to put as my logo. The best I get is a farmer with a pitchfork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted August 24, 2006 Im the Ambulance Chasers for my knack for running out and stealing a guys backup off the waiver wire fast as soon as i hear his guy got hurt....hehe.....really pisses off my league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rynoman 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Gulf Coast Looters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turf Nazi 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Camel Toe Jockies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earllives 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Jermaine's Wiggin Out You are one sick little monkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rayderfan77 0 Posted August 24, 2006 I am the: Hoboken Hoosierdaddies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Tamland 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Washingthem Foreskins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dante 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Some old, some new: Hoof Hearted Ray Lewis' Party Limo (fitting if you have BAL defense) Jimmy Johnson's Hair Evil Petting Zoo (Austin Powers) Wedding Tackle (Austin Powers) Study in Mopishness (from Better Off Dead) Conspiracy Theory (reference to the only reason I do not win every year) Amish Rake Fight is my favorite. I do like Real Men of Genius. Eventual Champions Seven Year Slump (however many years you have been in the league) Seven Years of Hell (same reference as above) Momma Said Knock You Out Meat Helmets (Austin Powers) Great Googlie Mooglies Regularly Scheduled Pummeling Peoples Champions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rspass 0 Posted August 24, 2006 IM GONNA GO WITH Bellicheck Yourself Verticle Tacos Boonie bernstein's tight spiral Touched by and Uncle is the best. a good one in our league is.... Don't Hassel My Hoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyamiabillsfan 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Most of these team names suck, plain and simple. It seems that I could name my team Booby Fart and everybody here would love it. I have to give props to my league co-commish who realized that center Jeff Faine has a snake tatoo on his arm. His team name: Snakes on a Faine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynastybaby 0 Posted August 24, 2006 back in the days when I had Marshall on my team all the time... "Faulk Yeah" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeeefyTaco 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Where are the great team names like "Third & Schlong" or "The Boston Teabaggers"?!? Those are my fav =( Suck My Ditka was funny too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The One 0 Posted August 24, 2006 We have had Cumguzzlers and Stiflersbeer At the moment I am Redrum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted August 24, 2006 Football in the Groin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottlaroc 0 Posted August 24, 2006 8 Years ago I changed to Faulk You and I won then I changed to Better Than You and I won. Last year I changed to Reapers and I won. I'll be changing my team name this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 549 Posted August 24, 2006 Jizz Factory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vilma=GOD 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Excellent Bodacious Dudes(Anyone else seen Bill and Teds excellent adventure?) Jersey Refugees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotica 5 Posted August 25, 2006 They call me... Tacklin' Dummies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBradyBobbyOrr 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Braintree Blumpkins Quincy Queefs George Jefferson's Starship Watertown Ghetto Rats Salem Bean Machine Ass Clowns The High Life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy611 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Dirtycotton Rocksuckers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted August 25, 2006 Most of these team names suck, plain and simple. It seems that I could name my team Booby Fart and everybody here would love it. I have to give props to my league co-commish who realized that center Jeff Faine has a snake tatoo on his arm. His team name: Snakes on a Faine. Yeah much more clever (eye roll) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polecat12 0 Posted August 25, 2006 15 jerks and a squir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanXIII 8 Posted August 25, 2006 Touchdown There WINNAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sexual Harassment Panda 0 Posted August 25, 2006 High Yeller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rex Celestis Grossman 0 Posted August 25, 2006 I agree with my man cyclone. It's shocking just how unfunny some of these so-called "greatest team names ever" are. That being said, there have been some killers, like Regularly Scheduled Pummeling Suck My Ditka Oregon Donors Curtis Enis Envyy Straight Outta Canton Sallas Ducks KyleOrtons Neck Beard Some of my personal favorites.... EPark & The Shitbags Smooty Boat Bang Grahamelot (for TE Daniel Graham) I Am Emmitt Smith Bold Moves A & M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacAir747 0 Posted August 25, 2006 The best I've seen are: Fallopian Swim Team The Peter Norths (we score a lot, loads and loads when we do, and we'll give it to you anyway you want) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotdogcollarsdotcom 0 Posted August 25, 2006 We did all work at a conservative organization, but I also had higher aspirations for the league too. I was seeking the respect of non-playing management and a more-serious effort from all owners. It seemed to work. The NFL does similar: The Phoenix Cardinals required league approval to switch to Arizona Cardinals. Players gotta tuck in their jerseys, pull up their socks and wear approved shoes. Bush can't wear #5. There are standards. I see naming fantasy teams more like naming race horses. There's room for witty, not for potty or slutty--even if it's funny. you my friend are precisely the reason i left corporate America. Thank you for refreshing my knowledge that i left just in time to salvage what was left of my own individual, free thinking, creative minded self. oh, and by the way, best 1 i've seen (on this board actually) is ShortBusWindowLickers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFOpie 0 Posted August 25, 2006 We had one owner call his team the Stnuc which was his "codeword at work for his opinion on a chic he didn't like (spell it backwards).. What made it funny was when my brother's wife (he is was commish) who helped with the team picks started calling the team Saint Nuck and had no idea why all the owners were laughing every time she said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 I was thinking about going with 'Goal Post' this year. what do you guys think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 25, 2006 One owner had this one a few years ago: Deidra Lane Shotguns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 The Heavy Petters or......Merton Hanks' Giraffe Necks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 or.....Kneel Before Sod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 or.....Kneel Before Sod nope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Do you even know what that reference is from? In fact, do you even know any random reference? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 Do you even know what that reference is from? In fact, do you even know any random reference? so you're pretty much trying to say that Steve Smith is the best WR in the NFL right now? am i reading you right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Why are you changing the subject, did you not see Superman II or something? And yes, Steve Smif is the best receiver in the league......maybe Torry Holt is close,,,,,,,but that's just because he went to NC State. Yes, I'm only slightly biased towards all things North Carolina..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 Why are you changing the subject, did you not see Superman II or something? And yes, Steve Smif is the best receiver in the league......maybe Torry Holt is close,,,,,,,but that's just because he went to NC State. Yes, I'm only slightly biased towards all things North Carolina..... Dude, do you have any connections to n.c. state? My brother wants to try to walk on there for the basketball team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 I went to school there. Sorry, no connections. No idea what to expect under Sidney Lowe, they may suck. Good luck walking on, I tried to do that my freshman year, no dice. And I make Jimmy Chitwood look like a scrub. back to team names.............. Mark Madsen Dance Team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 Is that where Jimmy played his college ball. If so, I didn't know it was for that big of a school. It's tough for state, b/c they have to compete w/ their neighbors for all the talent. I swear they're a european developmental league nowadays. back to team names.............. Mark Madsen Dance Team nope .......j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
