msac 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Anakin Beefstroker Ron Mexico's Free Clinic Might break out the Mike Vick's Kennel Club this year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted June 13, 2007 I believe this year it will be the Brown Star Assassins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted June 13, 2007 Touch(me)down there, as in the crotchal, groinal area. Nice wordage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatrickT 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Nice wordage... I'm a wordsmith, it's a gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigpoly60 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Some funny stuff. We had to tone down some team names because we are getting older and having kids. Kids can read. And they like repeating what they read. A manager had his 6 year old nephew 2 years ago ask his grandparents what a "Fighting Irish Dildos" was. UNBELIEVABLY TRUE STORY and funny to boot. I used Platinum Plus VIP's until the place got shut down due to drugs, arms sells, and prostitution. I can't represent a place that doesn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted June 13, 2007 My team name is: Vick's Fighting Dogs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2007 I'd love to take a line from Stewie on the Family Guy and call a team, "Brian's Balloon Knot" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted June 14, 2007 Bloody Farts Hatchet Wounds Scoregasms That's my $$ league team name. Multiple Scoregasms Actually, I probably stole it from this thread originally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadMrFrosty 0 Posted June 14, 2007 I'd love to take a line from Stewie on the Family Guy and call a team, "Brian's Balloon Knot" Actually funny unlike 9 out of 10 posts here That's the name of my team this year...I named my fantasy baseball team that this season too. and here I thought it was somewhat original. my logo is a 4X4 short school bus. funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted June 14, 2007 Some funny stuff. We had to tone down some team names because we are getting older and having kids. Kids can read. And they like repeating what they read. A manager had his 6 year old nephew 2 years ago ask his grandparents what a "Fighting Irish Dildos" was. UNBELIEVABLY TRUE STORY and funny to boot. I used Platinum Plus VIP's until the place got shut down due to drugs, arms sells, and prostitution. I can't represent a place that doesn't exist. Had the same thing when when my 6 yr old starting trying to figure what ASkankyHo spelled. Mom wasn't all too happy so the team named morphed to something less vulgar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 14, 2007 I named my FFT Geek League team "Tomlinson Mancrush" - that elicited some amused responses from leaguemates. I thought it was mildly funny....mostly true though. I don't know anyone who plays FFB who doesn't have an LT2 mancrush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 15, 2007 I named my FFT Geek League team "Football Scooter's backdoor interlopers". It kind of fits my lifestyle and image Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 16, 2007 Damn 49ers fans don't get no jokes (just ass) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pocket Pair Professor 0 Posted June 16, 2007 Golden Groins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piece of work 0 Posted June 16, 2007 cheddar seimen secretions........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OakHeadFootball 1 Posted June 16, 2007 The OakHeads, naturally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quickolas1 80 Posted June 16, 2007 some of ours: Mustache Riders The Backdoor Grangers (logo is hermione granger) Donkey Punchers Black Crackers Cleveland Steamers Arabian Sheet Nazis (story behind it, bunch of us crammed into hotel in canada, asked for extra sheets and the arabian fellows would only give us towels) Canadian Transit Authority (another story about trip to Canada) me = Irish Car Bombs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted June 17, 2007 The BiPolarBears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted June 18, 2007 I used to live in Montana (thus, the name...not Joe), so for a couple of years I was the: Helena Handbaskets (Helena = Montana State Capital incase you didn't know) still going way back, I've used: OJ's Alibi (need I say more?) Chewy's Hot Tub Club (Mark Chmura & the teenage girl thing) Rae Rae's Hitmen (Carruth tried to whack his ex by hiring a hitman/friend) Broadway Tongue Action (joe tryin to kiss susie - changed my name mid season that year) A girl used "Victorious Secret" one year in a league I used to play in, thought that was pretty cleaver (especially for a chic). LOL! Thats about all the good ones I've used! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted June 18, 2007 My team name is one my friends and I have used throughout college on intramural teams: Maetnikufecin Of course the spelling is altered and those at my former university always said, "You're that M team. What does it mean?" "I don't know, just some 'random' letters..." Even Harry Potter can read backwards....geez.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hook 6 Posted June 18, 2007 I took the time to read this whole thread and found that no-one said Amish Porn Stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adam smitty 0 Posted June 18, 2007 Ambidexterous Lemurs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouve-Rules 0 Posted June 18, 2007 Plain, simple, effective and PG Rated: "Bye Week" You're welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted June 19, 2007 Reggie Bush's Bushes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew C. Wozniak 0 Posted June 19, 2007 So I'm the new guy behind the bar and the vet comes up to me and says, "So, you got a name for this half assed entry of yours?" I look him dead in the eye and say "I do now." That team lost in our league superbowl. Half-Assed Entry (downloaded a jpeg of a minature donkey for my logo, aw fuhget abut it) Bigfoot Stomp (gots some big feets) Mojo Hammer (it just feels that way) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hook 6 Posted June 19, 2007 Michael Richards Crew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinniedasquid 0 Posted June 19, 2007 This year I'm "Shatner's Rocket Men" http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVbv6r_tKnE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McPhreak 0 Posted June 19, 2007 Reggie Bush's Bushes My team name last year was something to that effect: Reggie's Bush My favorite team name has been Gardeners Do It With Hoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigpoly60 0 Posted June 22, 2007 I used to live in Montana (thus, the name...not Joe), so for a couple of years I was the: Helena Handbaskets (Helena = Montana State Capital incase you didn't know) still going way back, I've used: OJ's Alibi (need I say more?) Chewy's Hot Tub Club (Mark Chmura & the teenage girl thing) Rae Rae's Hitmen (Carruth tried to whack his ex by hiring a hitman/friend) Broadway Tongue Action (joe tryin to kiss susie - changed my name mid season that year) A girl used "Victorious Secret" one year in a league I used to play in, thought that was pretty cleaver (especially for a chic). LOL! Thats about all the good ones I've used! That reminded me of one I used about 2 years ago: Huntin' Lil Mex Chicks Phrase used by Karl Malone when he was trying to tap Kobe's wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigDaddy1978 0 Posted June 22, 2007 My favorites are: Wife Beaters (that's my brothers) 69ers A random one I read somewhere that was really funny was Touched by an Uncle but my favorite is a name a friend of mine came up with for a band: Mussolini's Cameltoe...which is an inside joke that means way more than you'd care to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalemite 0 Posted June 22, 2007 I've recently been: Satan's Deadly Nutsack Sook Mai Savory Nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juanaul 0 Posted June 23, 2007 The Holy Shiites Last Of The Moeshas Jewy Lewis And The News The Count Of Monkey Cristo Tupacalypto You Can't Douche This The Talented Mr. Bradley Clear And Present Daniel Antwaan Daniel El Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarthJer 0 Posted June 24, 2007 I thought for sure I'd see something similar in this thread to "Pac-Man's Makin It Rain". At least somebody's already thrown in some Michael Vick... How about "Ron Mexico's Fight Club"?... As a Titans fan, I gotta make something "rain" related... "Makin It Reign". Thoughts or suggestions?... Nothing like criminals to supply the humorous team names... Props to Touchdown There and Suck My Ditka... The best two so far... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skankinp 0 Posted June 25, 2007 After reading many of these entries, i realize that I'm pretty vanilla. My teams' names are: The St. Paul Short Bussers (i used to be a special ed teacher) or The St. Paul Van Buren Boys Some of my favorites from my leagues: PumpkinNuts The Fagtards Diarrhea Kittens (i naturally expect them to go on a couple "runs" during the season) I hate bob Retard Strength The Great Hamstring Massacre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigpoly60 0 Posted July 4, 2007 This has been dormant too long..... need some new blood (names) BUMP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Violator 0 Posted July 4, 2007 How about Pacman's HoSlappas? or Pacman's BouncerBiters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clash of the Titans 1 Posted July 5, 2007 if anyone is interested in applying for a new geek league...please feel free to sign up here........ http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=275823 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milwalkeysbeast 0 Posted July 5, 2007 C0ckstrong has been my name for a few years If you are not strong in c0ck, you will be weak in football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
