gottabesweet84 0 Posted August 31, 2006 The Tony Danza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGB_11 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Mine's been the same since Napolean Dynamite...."Uncle Rico's QB Camp" since I seem to always rotate a couple of qbs depending on matchups. A+, gosh Idiot.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stosher1 0 Posted August 31, 2006 I also tend to like the ones that actually have something to do with football. I still like "Touchdown There" the best. It's funny, football related, and clevar. Ok - I'm targeting the following players: RB1 = Tiki RB2 = Dunn RB3 = Dillon WR1 = Marvin WR2 = RSmith WR3 = IBruce QB1 = Warner QB2 = BJohnson TE1 = Heap TE2 = Pollard K = Elam Team name = Council of NFLders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1b4igo 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Same league, same year, we had the Purple Helmets and the Pink Tacos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILikeTacos 0 Posted August 31, 2006 It wasn't mine, but it is the stuff legends are made of... The Terri Schiavo Experience Endlessly sick yet amusing... That is just terrific! You are going to he!!, but I'll be right there with you - laughing my @ss off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plasma george 52 Posted August 31, 2006 I too think team names are stupid, because we say "I'm playing Tom, or Tony or Ken this week." We don't say, "I'm playing... The Poop Shooters Tastes Like Chicken 190 Proof Balloon Knots SmallBusWindowLickers is the winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UPS 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Lets try, The Whizzinators! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supadave414 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Try... Bend over, I'm Driving The Wombraiders The KidneyShifters Hungwell Heroes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NastyNate 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Ron Dayne's Great Dane Groomer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted September 1, 2006 We did all work at a conservative organization, but I also had higher aspirations for the league too. I was seeking the respect of non-playing management and a more-serious effort from all owners. It seemed to work. The NFL does similar: The Phoenix Cardinals required league approval to switch to Arizona Cardinals. Players gotta tuck in their jerseys, pull up their socks and wear approved shoes. Bush can't wear #5. There are standards. I see naming fantasy teams more like naming race horses. There's room for witty, not for potty or slutty--even if it's funny. Thanks for stepping up and letting us know how big of a loser you are. Bye the way, the Packers suck. Thought you might want another dose of reality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted September 1, 2006 How about: The Heywood Brain Tumors. Karr's Little Beauty Queens. Tub Girl Squirts Lemon Party Packers Goatse Rim Lickers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypotenuse 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Hot Wet & Amish Believe it or not, I found a porn site with amish porn--my logo is an amish girl stripping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Big Daddys Triangular Aereolas Big Daddys Fantastical Tabernacal Choir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dietz 0 Posted September 1, 2006 carson palming larry's johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Balls 0 Posted June 9, 2007 This year I'm Anna Nicole's Baby's Daddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatrickT 0 Posted June 9, 2007 The Buck Nekkids "Naked means you ain't got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on... and you're up to somthin' " --Lewis Grizzard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cblue 0 Posted June 9, 2007 [soapbox] Let me take this moment to say that I farking hate FF team names that are not of the format <team city> <team nickname>. Call me conservative, uninventive, or simply an a55hole, but team names like Dirty Camel Farts, Cooter Tongue, and Schwetty Grundle Matter are NOT good names. It's a team name, for chrissakes, not a sentence fragment. [/soapbox] ...... anyways......I like to use: 4 inches of Fury! Brokeback Mountain Lions I once used Whoopology101 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sos32 0 Posted June 9, 2007 I'll throw my hat in the ring. I've used a few of those posted in the past. But recently I can't help but use; Manhattan Muffdivers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Brad 0 Posted June 9, 2007 I'm going with the... " Nappy headed Ho's " this season in honor of the big Don... Now unemployed sitting at home doing "his time"... It just has a nice 2007 ring to it... MB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marksy68 0 Posted June 9, 2007 I'd love to say that I thought this one up, but I saw it on here and actually used it, late in the season, once my team full of useless bums were out of the playoff run....... TheShortBusWindowLickers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted June 9, 2007 Bloody Farts Hatchet Wounds Scoregasms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted June 9, 2007 Names in this thread suck. Just b/c it's disgusting doesn't make it creative, ingenius, or interesting. Losers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted June 9, 2007 Names in this thread suck. Just b/c it's disgusting doesn't make it creative, ingenius, or interesting. Losers This pretty much secures them all as being good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Some old, some new: Ray Lewis' Party Limo (fitting if you have BAL defense) Who are you? I created this team name about six years ago and haven't used it for at least four (though I may have posted it in a thread like this when it was a current event). I haven't heard anyone mention it for years. I don't think it's as good as Suck My Ditka or The Tony Danza, but I can't believe someone brought it up years later. I thought it was as dead as Terri Schiavo. Oh. DI. Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadMrFrosty 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Magic Johnson's Lonely T-Cells I dare you to say this isn't the funniest Fantasy Football Team name... I wish I came up with it.... <for the morons in the room>You know cause if you have aids you have a low t-cell count. Haha he has aids. The rest of this stuff is so juvinile. Like stuff I would laugh at in middle school haha pick taco, muff diver... lame. The Terri Shivo Experience is pretty good. I also liked WhoSpikedTheDonkeyPunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted June 11, 2007 Magic Johnon's Lonely T-Cells I dare you to say this isn't the funniest Fantasy Football Team name... I wish I came up with it.... Who's Magic Johnon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted June 11, 2007 Again, whipping out the sickest of all time... The Terri Schiavo Experience Thank you, see you in hell... (oh, and in homage to Imus, I may revert back to "ASkankyHo" that I used for so long...works great when posting league headlines..."Team (insert victim here) get's wailed on again by Askankyho") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleGiants78 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Last year was clickclack This year I am thinking about going with either Lou Stoolz 69erz or Matzoballerz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groundhog 24 Posted June 12, 2007 Large Marge's Muffintop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumpTruck 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Not football related but here's the one's I've used: The Purple Cobras Ub3rN00bp0wn@ge Wavier Wire Champ! B|tch Slap Bandits Still working on some good stuff for this year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumpTruck 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Duck My Sick Taco Butt Sweaty Mudd Butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingo37 0 Posted June 13, 2007 How about.... 2 Minute Drill (with your Mom) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ranreck 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Sacremento Scientologists Iraqi Quagmire Minnesota Mullets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted June 13, 2007 oh, and by the way, best 1 i've seen (on this board actually) is ShortBusWindowLickers. That's the name of my team this year...I named my fantasy baseball team that this season too. and here I thought it was somewhat original. my logo is a 4X4 short school bus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LSUtiger 9 Posted June 13, 2007 Can anyone enlighten me on the 'Touchdown There' reference? Some of my favorites are.... Baddass Yellow-Boys Meat Curtains Border Jumpers Wetback Supreme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinto 0 Posted June 13, 2007 My team name is one my friends and I have used throughout college on intramural teams: Maetnikufecin Of course the spelling is altered and those at my former university always said, "You're that M team. What does it mean?" "I don't know, just some 'random' letters..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatrickT 0 Posted June 13, 2007 Can anyone enlighten me on the 'Touchdown There' reference? Some of my favorites are.... Baddass Yellow-Boys Meat Curtains Border Jumpers Wetback Supreme Touch(me)down there, as in the crotchal, groinal area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
