[** Official 2006 Top 10 Soilost Fantasy Rankings ** ]

[KSB2424 3,148]

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[markblaz 0]

wally lundi at #10

youve got to be kidding me

he's clearly a top 3 RB

[Perennial Contender 18]

Soilost = Viking Fan?

 

Troy Williamson #2

 

Brad Johnson # 8

 

Chester # 7 - ok I'll give him this possibility - beware of a possible new TD vulture in Tony Richardson

[football_scooter 0]

No kidding.

 

I'd like to see someone else try to factor in how the nation's terror threat level affects crowd motivation and player performance.

i think i just crapped myself laughing!

[GrassyKnollSniper 0]

No kidding.

 

I'd like to see someone else try to factor in how the nation's terror threat level affects crowd motivation and player performance.

 

hmmmmm.......let`s see, we`re at code orange, so I`m starting Warner!

[krokus 0]

anxiously awaiting the TE rankings & clever comments, Soloist :

 

1.) Antonio Gates - don't say no to Antonio, open the floodGates!

[Dalemite 0]

So, how exactly does Eli take the #1 QB spot without a WR or Tiki in the top 10?

[wmarkw 0]

Brad Johnson - Veteran gunslinger will be hollering "Vallhalla I am coming!"

 

 

CLASSIC!

[Baby Jesus 0]

hmmmmm.......let`s see, we`re at code orange, so I`m starting Warner!

He's right, though. If you were Eli Manning playing at home on the second weekend in September, the thought has to enter your mind that there could be an attack.

 

That has to have a fatnasty impact somehow.

 

I'm telling you. Take his rankings with you to your draft and use them as reference. It can't do anything but help.

[Duffman 0]

I love the Soilost. I will beware of that slacker Tomlinson, thx bud!!!

[VikesNation 0]

If there was a category 5 hurricane between Wali Lundy and the goalline, could the Soilost save the day?

[Raider 84 29]

The Soilost won be a Superbowl, two years ago when I drafted Stokley, so I think he knows his stuff. He was off on a couple last year, but nobody can pick players like him.

[Steel City Blues 0]

So, how exactly does Eli take the #1 QB spot without a WR or Tiki in the top 10?

 

So that's why Soilost took Shockey in the 3rd round in our redraft league.

[Natural Lights 0]

I don't get it. Someone puts up a well thought out list of potential breakthrough players and every other poster bashes him. At least this is more interesting than the who should I take with the sixth pick post, and it gets me to think about players I have lower on my draft list. If you think the predictions are stupid post your own, or do not post at all. At least this was a good read.

 

But Where is Tom Brady anyway?

[Ras66not99 0]

even your average DUMBARSE DirectTV install shmuck knows that Lee Evans ain't gonna be the #1 WR in the league in this lifetime or any other.

 

I say in a year or two this kid will be top 2 or 3 WR's in the league, so i don't know what all the fuss is crawfish... He's electric and simply put, he's a monster in the making... However Troy Williamson at the # 2 hole is another story

 

So, how exactly does Eli take the #1 QB spot without a WR or Tiki in the top 10?

 

He's going to un for 600 and score 10 Td's on the ground , duh !

[End3r 0]

I say in a year or two this kid will be top 2 or 3 WR's in the league, so i don't know what all the fuss is crawfish... He's electric and simply put, he's a monster in the making... However Troy Williamson at the # 2 hole is another story

He's going to un for 600 and score 10 Td's on the ground , duh !

 

 

I like the potential of Lee Evans as well...just get him a freakin QB already....

[dreadlocks34 0]

by the way i still think troy will is slated as the number 3 WR....he is more of a slot guy....

Actually he was number 2 on the depth chart even before the Robinson meltdown. At this point he is now number 1, deserved or not.

[The Soilost 29]

Actually he was number 2 on the depth chart even before the Robinson meltdown. At this point he is now number 1, deserved or not.

 

And the No. 1 Vikings WR with Brad Johnson throwing to him is going to be a Top 10 wide receiver, all things factored in.

[Rye & Leaf 0]

sir, you have balls

 

a list like this reminds me of what the top 10 lists will look like at the end of the year, a bunch of players nobody would have predicted at the top while 5 of the sure fire top 10 players are nowhere to be found.

 

And this:

Chester Taylor - Chester the End Zone molester

 

I think you coined a new nickname.

[capmeo 0]

I like the picks, I really like the R.Brown pick and Lundy. I think he is a big time sleeper.

[NewbieJr 541]

If predictions were complexions, this would be somewhere between Bryan Adams and Mark McGuire.

[Raider 84 29]

Never, I repeat, NEVER underestimate the power of the Soilost.

 

[slestack11 0]

Do you just do like Sports Illustrated and make over the top predictions so that, if it actually happened, you would be one of the only people that predicted it? In that case, I think that Byron Leftwich is going to throw 40 TD's this year and Matt Jones is going to catch 18 of them. If it happens, I'm a genius, if not, nobody will remember my prediction anyway.

[lguero1 4]

To all readers:

 

I never buy magazines. I never pay for sites. I have waited 365 days for this posting. I quit my job a few years back after Soilost's first ranking and I have been making my money playing fantasy football based on his picks. I just bought a mansion and a ranch and have a seven car garage filled with the best.

 

Live by these picks like I do. I trust his formula and the 50+ variables.

 

 

The rest of this thread should include what we think goes into his WHOPPER computer program for these rankings. Here's my first one:

 

The Soilist factors in geese flight patterns into the passing trajectories.

[tony hardware 0]

It's kind of an irony, because I'm working two jobs right now to pay alimony to a wife who left me for the Direct TV installation guy.

 

 

 

Geez . . . I can't imagine why.

 

Then again, people made fun of Gallileo and Columbus. Da Vinci was gay. Van Gogh was a little crazy . . . maybe we shouldn't dismiss the Soloist?

[Raider 84 29]

Prolly cause he's good laying cable...oh yeah, and because even your average DUMBARSE DirectTV install shmuck knows that Lee Evans ain't gonna be the #1 WR in the league in this lifetime or any other.

 

He does have 115 yards and a 46 yard TD in the first half against the Bengals. Maybe he is on to something!

[Whyamiabillsfan 0]

If Troy Williamson puts up better stats than Torry Holt, I'll drink from my grandmother's catheter bag.

[hornsinTempe03 0]

Reggie McNeal down?

[MudDawgs4Life 6]

not a fan of your sh&tty rankings. just because 2 years ago you picked stockley to have a good year, doesn't mean you know anything about fantasy football. it seems like that's your only good call ever. i'm wouldn't have drafted priest holmes last year if i was getting paid for it. am i bragging about it? not a word.

 

where'd you get the name soilost anyway? So I Lost...must be common with this garbage.

 

did you have joey galloway and santana moss in the top 5 receivers last year? don't worry, neither did i.

 

oh yeah, the guy that said he bought a mansion and ranch and filled 7 car garage with your rankings was really funny...you must be in some entry fee league...is that a stupid joke that isn't funny or do you actually think we're retarded?

[Cuse9 129]

you need more people to vouch for you.

 

The guy is strange to say the least, but Soilost somehow usually comes up with a few things that are waaaaaay off, and then they come through!

 

Even his name is strange..."Soilost" What the hell is that? Reminds me of what is on the moon or something...so maybe he has met aliens and/or got a glimpse into the future.

 

I repeat an earlier post...."Never underestimate the power of the Soilost!"

[mikeso 0]

stop smoking whatever ur smoking and give them to me u crazy fool

[Homerj24 0]

If Troy Williamson puts up better stats than Torry Holt, I'll drink from my grandmother's catheter bag.

 

[poop 0]

my mind was playing tricks on me. I thought he was the Soloist.

 

fa la la!

 

btw, I appreciate these types of predictions. I just wish it was easy to separate the meat from the fat.

[Creepin'Camel-Toe 0]

No kidding.

 

I'd like to see someone else try to factor in how the nation's terror threat level affects crowd motivation and player performance.

 

Speaking of which, Protect that software with your life.

 

Who knows what could happen if the terrorists get a hold of it!

[mgs316 14]

my mind was playing tricks on me. I thought he was the Soloist.

 

fa la la!

 

btw, I appreciate these types of predictions. I just wish it was easy to separate the meat from the fat.

 

There is, or at least was a Soloist. I haven't figured this thread out yet, but me thinks pranks are afoot

[Raider 84 29]

Wali is starting tonight, and A. Smith is most likely going to get cut. With DD not being 100% healthy, Wali can be the sleeper of the year. I give Soilist props for just putting this guy on his list.

[cmac13 0]

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

 

Nice work on the bold predictions.

 

Anyone remember how his bold predictions turned out last season?

 

I'd be curious to know.

[Raider 84 29]

I like all of these picks except the Williamson one. I know his value is going to go up with Ko-Rob being in rehab, but what's the reasoning behind it?

 

Soilost????

[ZombieEater 0]

Spot on as usual, Soilost!

[Ras66not99 0]

QUARTERBACKS

 

1.) Eli Manning - The new "man" in this family.

2.) Carson Palmer - Transplanted nutria tendon won't affect Kit Carson's game at all, fellas!

3.) Peyton Manning - Still among the best.

4.) Daunte Culpepper - He'll be peppering his receivers with TD passes.

5.) Matt Hasselback - Welcome to Planet Matt.

6.) Jake Delhomme - Has the potential to be a Top 5 QB.

7.) Ben Roethlesberger - Him and his bionic face have something to prove

8.) Brad Johnson - Veteran gunslinger will be hollering "Vallhalla I am coming!"

9.) David Carr - I'm driving in my Carr ...

10.) Phillip Rivers - Don't be a dumbass and sleep on this guy. He's a rising star.

 

RUNNING BACKS

 

1.) Ronnie Brown - Da-do Ron, Ron, Ron. Da-do Ron, Ron.

2.) Shaun Alexander - Annual No. 2 pick, as always.

3.) Larry Johnson - Electric Larryland in KC, baby!

4.) Mike Bell - This Bell will be ringing in the end zone very often.

5.) Steven Jackson - This guy is a horse. A safe No. 5 pick.

6.) Clinton Portis - He seems to be excited about what's going on with his team.

7.) Chester Taylor - Chester the End Zone molester.

8.) Willis McGahee - Hee hee, don't tell anyone!

9.) LaDainian Tomlinson - His late-season drop off last year screwed many a fantasy season. Beware.

10.) Wali Lundy - This Texans rookie could put an end to this Domanick Davis silliness.

 

WIDE RECEIVERS

 

1.) Lee Evans - With Moulds gone, Evans is pure money.

2.) Troy Williamson - Koren Drunkagain is in trouble, so now it's the Troy show.

3.) Steve Smith - I've never liked this guy, but I suppose he belongs in the Top 5.

4.) Reggie Wayne - John Wayne would be proud.

5.) Torry Holt - The Torry Story goes on.

6.) Chad Johnson - Bad Chad keeps putting his money where his piehole is.

7.) Matt Jones - Jonesing to fill Jimmy's shoes.

8.) Nate Burleson - Don't wait on Nate.

9.) Andre Johnson - Carr's breakout season will put some sparkle into Andre's game.

10.) Larry Fitzgerald - A bargain at No. 10 here.

 

Well, that's it, guys. I don't bother with the kickers and defenses, because you're just going to draft them late anyway.

 

Good luck, and godspeed!

 

Soilost....that program of your needs some work...