A girlfriend of mine wants to buy a used car

[SUXBNME 1,337]

She currently has a Honda Del Sol which is on its last legs, and calls me today saying that she saw a VW Bug convertable (new style) that fit her price range. (I don't know what her price range is yet)

 

Personally, I do not like VW at all, but I don't want to steer her away just because of my bias.

 

I have seen many of these in my shop, but not necessarily for mechanical issues.

 

Do you know anyone who has owned one, and if so, were they fairly reliable?

[brinett9 0]

Can size?

[Recidivist 1]

No & no.

[Chasers Dawg 9]

Can size?

 

 

 

Is it a warm Climate area ?? How often will she be driving around Topless

[brinett9 0]

And which of these categories does she fall into:

 

1. You focked her.

2. You want to fock her.

3. You tried to fock her.

4. Fatty.

[heavy-set 39]

just make sure you install a GPS tracking device so you can stalk her at your convenience

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Well, as usual, you guys are the best

 

She is sitting here next to me laughing her azz off at the wonderful responses

 

Can size 34B (according to her)

[heavy-set 39]

Well, as usual, you guys are the best

 

She is sitting here next to me laughing her azz off at the wonderful responses

 

Can size 34B (according to her)

 

ask her to pick 1

 

1.full muff

2.landing strip

3.clean shaven

[brinett9 0]

She is sitting here next to me laughing her azz off at the wonderful responses

In that case, I say go for the Bug convertible.

 

A perfect cute car for a young lady.

 

What color is it?

[Recidivist 1]

What does she like on her pizza?

 

if it's sausage you got the green light; if it's anchovies, she'll be changing her own oil

[Chasers Dawg 9]

Well, as usual, you guys are the best

 

She is sitting here next to me laughing her azz off at the wonderful responses

 

Can size 34B (according to her)

 

 

 

Would be perfect for her to go topless down a gravel (Washboard) road

[SigEp316 0]

bump for fricker

[SUXBNME 1,337]

And which of these categories does she fall into:

 

1. You focked her.

2. You want to fock her.

3. You tried to fock her.

4. Fatty.

 

She is gone now, so in anwser to this question,

 

#1 (5 years ago)

#4 (only from the butt down. Not a crapper buster fatty at all, just has a ghetto bootie)

[parrot 789]

Has she picked out a stupidass personalized plate like "BUGNOUT" for it yet? I think it's required by law.

[shotsup 832]

What color is it?

the car or the lady ?

[peenie 1,690]

this thread is funny.

no one is even attempting to answer this poor guys question.

you guys are so mean.

[SUXBNME 1,337]

this thread is funny.

no one is even attempting to answer this poor guys question.

you guys are so mean.

 

I am not poor

[heavy-set 39]

I am not poor

 

you sure fooled me, afterall, you only have that 1 HIC shirt

[swirvenirvin 25]

Well, as usual, you guys are the best

 

She is sitting here next to me laughing her azz off at the wonderful responses

 

Can size 34B (according to her)

 

 

bah 34c is nothing.. tell her to shut her face

[babycakes 0]

I had a VW Bug once and I liked it. I didn't have any problems with it. They're cute cars.

[tony hardware 0]

1) Consider a car that was very popular and have since been traded in, where there is a lot of inventory. You can get great deals on 1999-2002 Jeep Grand Cherokees because there are like 12 billion in used car lots.

2) Tell the guy you're only willing to spend a certain amount of money and nothing more.

3) Buy certified pre-owned

4) Ask about any recent maintenance performed on the vehicle - to see if things need to be replaced soon or if things were recently replaced

5) check the condition of the tires, lets you know how the thing was driven, if it was cared for. Check for uneven wear patterns, can signify much bigger issues

6) Check every fvcking inch and pretend like you know what the fvck you're talking about

7) ask about the brake pads, calipers and rotors - these can be expensive to replace and makes you look like you know your sh!t - you can see these parts if the car has rims

8) ask about any discounts or rebates

9) wait till it gets closer to year end and say, as of Jan 1, 2007, this car is going to drop another 2000 bucks in value, so give me 1000 off now and I'll take it

10) test drive, test drive - take your time. Fvck them, take it home and tow your boat to get groceries to check out the tow package.

 

 

Thats all I got. Used cars are great, just make sure you dont get forked in the rear.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

buy a porshe

[Recidivist 1]

pretend like you know what the fvck you're talking about

 

You've just described every poster on this board.

[tony hardware 0]

buy a porshe

 

No joke, you can get used Boxters for 25K or less. I'm fixin' to buy myself one as soon as my Jeep is paid off.

[Recidivist 1]

buy a porshe

 

never heard of it

[Mile High Drunk 13]

never heard of it

I thought leaving out the "C" would make it sound like i knew what i was talking about....