Worst Fight Scene Ever?

[cbfalcon 825]

Watch it til the end.

 

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/hL6sUGjk/The_Wo...ight_Scene_Ever

[Yer mom 2]

Lets not spin wheels, best fight scene of all time was Rex-kwon-do vs. Kip Dynamite. A close second would be Bruce Lee in the Chinese Connection, that mofo was so graceful in his arsewhippins!

 

 

LMFAO! Just watched the whole thing on your request. I once fought a chick with her arm in a sling and squeaked out the W. I showed her who THE MAN was

[Big Blue 06 195]

My God, that's cheesy.

[Chiefs04 0]

best fight scene of all time was Rex-kwon-do vs. Kip Dynamite.

 

 

...Rex-Kwon-Do. Developed from 2 seasons of fighting in the Octagon.

 

Bow to your Sensei!!

[Giants Fan 85]

Stewie: I'm gettin' real tired of you duckin' me man!

[Chiefs04 0]

Stewie: I'm gettin' real tired of you duckin' me man!

 

...... http://thetravisty.com/Family_Guy/mov/Bria...ie_(Part_1).htm

[RicemanX 20]

i've seen better fight scenes in porn movies

[BMoney 0]

upper deck...

 

the Linc...

 

after Rhonde Barber picked off another pass for a score...

 

the tampa fans didnt get out alive......

[Giants Fan 85]

Outside an NYC bar, 2 soccer hooligan types are kicking some dude, literally, and his friend ... 'bout 5 foot 5, 120 lbs, comes running out of the bar, and as he ran past one hooligan guy he didn't see, he just tagged him with a left hook. He ran right into it, I saw it all go down, think the dude broke his jaw. Kid was out in mid air, instant KO. Worst part was the back of his head hit that sidewalk pretty hard. He was out when he got hit ... but he hit the ground hard and started to bleed.

 

Cops said they got the guy. EMT's said the kid would survive ... but here's a tip. If you are 5 foot 5 and 125 pounds ... don't run towards fights.

 

Let the big boys handle it. I'm not that big, (6 feet, 210 lbs), but I have a mean Full-Nelson. I can bounce just about anybody if i get them from behind. Literally picked up a 180 pound guy at a bar, and THREW him out once. Strong, but more importantly I am educated.

 

Obviosly those 6 foot 9, 285 lb drunks football players take a couple guys .... but I've never met a drunk I couldn't subdue. Once my hand is levereged behind your head ... you could be a lot bigger and stronger than me .... but there's just one way to the ground, and that's face first for you.

 

And there's no damn way you're faster than me. Running is just signing your giving me tackle permission papers. I will catch you, and whoop you ... DO NOT RUN FROM ME! I hate chasing people down. Makes me angrier, when I catch you.

 

Never had a problem, catching people, and beating them up. Prolly ... woulda made a good safety in the NFL .... sept ... I'm white.

[Giants Fan 85]

I'd like to say my Full Nelson was what caught my high school coach's attention ... but it was my speed and size. I could bench 265 pounds and run a 12 second 100 without blocks when I was 16. My 40 time was not very good ... see, I can book ... once I am moving. Part of why I raced without blocks. It's not about the first 10 yards for me. If you can cut back on a hook and catch it ... you got me. I can't do that.

 

In junior high, I was so much bigger than everyone else ... played DL and DE besides FB. They were lucky there were flags because nobody could bring me down. But I really shined on the defensive side of the ball. I remember one play ... I had the timing down, I was blitzing, I was the pass rush ... I had the count ... and he went, "hut, hut, HUT!", and I just leapfrogged right over the center, and as he stood up, I think I musta been launched towards the QB, because the next thing I knew, I was wrestling the ball from his hands .... and I was not called offsides.

 

If you ever played QB against me .... you'd remember. I got a pass rush, like you never seen. I swim toward the QB. I'm big, I'm strong, and I'm quick. Period.

 

Works for fullback too ... but guess what ... I'm fast! Put me in at the goal line too ... I am multi-focking purpose. Can't catch .... don't ask me to catch ... but I'm fast ... for a white boy. And I can hit people .... real focking hard .... take 'em right off their feet. I promise you, would bet my life savings that I'm faster than you think. Faster than you.

 

Not like Ron Dayne fast ... but fast for an old, fat, white guy fast. I can throw too ... just can't catch.

 

I have a short pass, I call a dart pass. Dunno why you never see this in the NFL, but it's kinda like a forward lob. A short yardage pass. When I throw it, I flip the ball from the rear point (sometimes a Nerf, but should work with an NFL size ball) and it makes the ball very easy to catch, like on a kick return ... but it's a pass, a dart pass.

 

If you are on my team, I'll show you how. Even bad recievers will catch it. Anyone can catch a fluttering ball.

 

 

 

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm just a little bit smaller than Shockey .... and back in the day, I was faster. And I can block. Just don't ask me to catch. If you want me to run the ball, hand it off.

 

I love to block though. Tell me what guy you want me to take out, I'll take him out. Every time.

[Giants Fan 85]

I shrank an inch from a back injury, was 6' 1".

 

6 feet now. Roughly. I'm not concerned. I'm aware of the injury to my back. 210 pounds, lifting recently. Benching even. I'm strong and fast. Still.

 

Been smoking for like 20 years, and that definitely gives me an edge.

 

I gotta quit.

 

But you're talkin' about the whole OJ thing ... or what's the guy who said his wife was shot while he was "Going back in to get my gun." and the guy gets off. She's dead, he's a celebrity ... it's sick. Excuse me for having morals, but I think that is all sick and wrong.

 

Unless the chick was hot, and her nipple slipped out. We alll deserve to see Jessica Alba's nipple .... right? If it fell out of her shirt?

[Mrdirt73 0]

I shrank an inch from a back injury, was 6' 1".

 

6 feet now. Roughly. I'm not concerned. I'm aware of the injury to my back. 210 pounds, lifting, not concerned.I'm strong and fast.

 

Been smoking for like 20 years, and that definitely gives you an edge.

 

I gotta quit.

 

 

Thanks for explaining the whole GFIAP thing for me. I wasn't exactly sure what it meant. Now I know.

[Giants Fan 85]

Yeah .... everyone knows .... I am a focking poosay!

 

I mean ... ahhhhwhhhh fock it. Evereryone knows I'm a ... Pirate! "But I don't wanna be a pirate"

 

What I'm saying is ...... that chick would kick my ass! PERIOD!

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