Favourite football quotes?

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What are some of your favourite football quotes to come from the football world??

 

 

"Straight cash Homie."

-Randy Moss' response after practice when a fan asked how he pays the league for all the fines.

 

"It just goes to show that class & talent don't always go hand-in-hand."

-Howie Long on Randy Moss

 

"Tell me I don't have life after football."

-CJ after getting a drive-thru McDonald's application.

(just about anything CJ says is a great quote)

 

"Playoffs!??! Don't talk to me about playoffs! PLAYOFFS!?!?!"

-Mora Sr. press conference

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Suzy: "Joe, it’s been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?"

 

Joe: "I wanna kiss you. I couldn’t care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We’re looking to next season, we’re looking to make a noise now, and…I wanna kiss you!"

 

Joe

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if you don't outscore your opponent, your not going to win the game..." Theismann or Madden

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"I thought he played well. I think he made a good statement today."

- Detroit Lions head coach Steve Mariucci, on WR Charles Rogers, who had four catches for 41 yards

(11/20/05)

 

 

"The bad thing is, he has to cover me. The good, is, he can save 15 percent by switching his

insurance to Geico."

- Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Johnson, on Packer's cornerback Al Harris, who's covering him this week

(10/28/05)

 

 

 

"A lot of accidents happen around the house so you have to be careful."

- Arizona Cardinals head coach Dennis Green, on the news that defensive end Calvin Pace fell through a

window at his home and will miss the rest of the season (10/17/05)

 

 

"I don't have to worry about what people think of me, whether they hate me or not. People hated

on Jesus. They threw stones at him and tried to kill him, so how can I complain or worry about

what people think?"

- Philadelphia Eagles WR Terrell Owens, comparing himself to Jesus (7/20/05)

 

 

 

"I don't want to be known as an arse."

- Maurice Clarett, on how Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel and athletic director Andy Geiger had "bashed"

him to the NFL (3/4/05)

 

 

"Randy Moss is like a beautiful woman who can't cook, doesn't want to clean and doesn't want to

take care of kids. You really don't want her, but she's so beautiful that you can't let her go. That's

how Randy is. You have to take the good with the bad."

- Deion Sanders, during an appearance on Sporting News Radio (1/13/04)

 

 

"The Vikings linebackers are big, and they tend to get confused."

- Joe Buck, during the Vikings-Packers game (1/9/05)

 

 

"Once they crossed midfield, we were trying to keep them out of the end zone. That's what you

try to do on defense."

- New England Patriots' coach Bill Belichick, on the Cleveland Browns (12/5/04)

 

 

"I didn't know big guys had groins. I'm finding out today that I actually have one."

- New York Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand, on straining his groin in Sunday's game against the

Eagles (11/28/04)

 

"It makes it easy when you got a defense out there playing."

- Cincinnati QB Carson Palmer, on a Bengals defense that gave up 48 points in a 58-48 win over the

Cleveland Browns (11/28/04)

 

 

"The Bears are who we thought they were"

"If you want to crown them, then crown their arse!".

Dennis Green

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In my view, it's the Mora Sr. and PLAYOFFS? quote that is the best of all time..

 

Also, don't forget about Mora's rant as the Saints Head Coach: "We couldn't run the ball, we couldn't pass the ball, we couldn't stop the run, we couldn't stop the pass. We couldn't do DIDDLY POO!"

 

I hope some NFL team hires Mora Sr. as I'd love to continue to hear his rants..

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The runner hit the A-hole - Madden

 

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! - Joe Theismann being hit by Lawrence Taylor

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"People used to tell me Earl couldn't finish a mile run, hell I don't care, if it is 4th and a mile I ain't gonna give him the ball." Bum Phillips on Earl Campbell

 

Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye."

 

when bum phillips was asked if earl campbell was in a class by himself: "well, he may not be in a class by hisself, but it don't take very long to take attendance."

 

A few from John McKay, the Bucs first coach:

 

When a reporter asked what he thought of the Buccaneer’s execution following a loss-- "I think it's a good idea."

 

"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."

 

"We can't win on the road, and we can't win at home. My biggest failure as a coach is I can't figure out anywhere else to play"

 

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

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Horad Cosell "Look at that little monkey run"

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There's a highlight they play on NFL Films once in a while with Rodney Harrison on the sidelines talking to a Chargers teammate.

 

Harrison, "Number 68 punched me in the mouth."

 

Teammate, "He punched you in the mouth?"

 

Harrison, "Yeah. It felt good, though."

 

 

Always kills me.

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Duane Thomas, asked before Super Bowl V what it was like to be playing in the ultimate game:

 

"If it's the ultimate game, why are they playing it again next year?"

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Jimmy the greeks,similar to Cosells but i'll not go Amus.

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Duane Thomas, asked before Super Bowl V what it was like to be playing in the ultimate game:

 

"If it's the ultimate game, why are they playing it again next year?"

Finally a guy who knows what "ultimate" actually means!! I thought I was the only one left.

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Coach Lombardi: "If you're going to play like little boys, then we'll have to treat you like little boys. We'll take things step by step so you don't miss a thing in the game plan. This," as he holds up a football, "is a football."

 

Max McGee: "Slow down coach you're going too fast!"

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My friends & I always quote Hank Stram (old KC chief coach) - (as seen on old nfl films):

hank is pacing the sidelines, obvoiusly upset, looks at an asst. coach & yells: "they're killing me whitey, just killing me...."

 

 

funniest quote eva!!!!

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John Heisman, legendary coach at Georgia Tech, holding a football up before the team. Something like "Gentlemen, it's better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."

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ANything John Madden says is funny...

 

"Al, I think the team that scores the most points is going to win the game"

 

" Running the ball 50% and Passing 50% is what you call a balanced offense"

 

Just to name a few gems that have come out of his mouth....

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Leroy Hoard describing his running style:

"You need 2 yards, I'll get you 3. You need 10 yards, I'll get you 3."

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"For who, for what?!"

 

Ricky Watters after being questioned why he short armed a pass across the middle in his first game as an Eagle, a loss against the Tampa Bay Bucs

 

"People used to tell me Earl couldn't finish a mile run, hell I don't care, if it is 4th and a mile I ain't gonna give him the ball." Bum Phillips on Earl Campbell

 

Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye."

 

when bum phillips was asked if earl campbell was in a class by himself: "well, he may not be in a class by hisself, but it don't take very long to take attendance."

 

A few from John McKay, the Bucs first coach:

 

When a reporter asked what he thought of the Buccaneer’s execution following a loss-- "I think it's a good idea."

 

"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."

 

"We can't win on the road, and we can't win at home. My biggest failure as a coach is I can't figure out anywhere else to play"

 

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

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Who is the Swiftest player in the NFL?

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Who is the Swiftest player in the NFL?

 

That topic got milked for like a year. Absolute classic.

 

For the record, I think it was that Deangelo Montgomery guy.

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Does anyone have the chad johnson geico reference???

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Brian Billick in an NFL Films interview: "I don't think you can trust a guy who likes to dance."

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"The only way to stop Clinton Portis is to have 2 extra Sean Taylors on the field."

 

- Clinton Portis as Coach Janky Spanky, 1/5/06