What's the nicest thing anyone ever said about your cack?

[Giants Fan 85]

Once, a chick called it "beautifull" ... I thought that was kinda cool. "Huge" or "humungous" ... sure (never), but ... "beautifull" ... I stuck it right in her face.

[Frank M 181]

"No, really, it's big enough."

 

[Ravens 03 0]

"Is it in yet?"

 

 

 

[itsbigmoni 1]

No bullshit, a girl told me my head is too big to fit in her mouth.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

"MMMMMMMMM." And, "no, the last thing you need is Viagra! Do you want to hurt me?"

[OD99 0]

Plain and simple she said as she fondled and got ready to apply lips:

 

"You have a really nice looking ######, perfect shape."

[bob_probert_2000 1]

"That's twice as big as mine!" - Giants Fan cack gazing me in a public restroom.

[jets24 6]

I will never forget when my girlfriend grabbed it like it was a microphone and whispered into it...................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Giants Fan is a focking puzzy.

 

 

 

Good times...good times.

[BMoney 0]

your cack saved people on 9-11? what a hero that thing is...let me thank it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gulp...

[supermike80 1,910]

Your Mom told me it was bigger than your Dad's.

[lambert58 71]

Your sister told me it was bigger than your dads.

[Blitzen 0]

Tough to hear what they're saying when it's stuck down their throats.

[jerryskids 6,795]

"You look like a greek god. You know, those statues with the small cacks."

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

"Penises of large and unusual size? I don't think that they really exist"