Ever notice how some turds splash you more than others?

[NewbieJr 540]

Ever notice that, sometimes, you'll get turds to do a perfect Greg Louganis-like dive into the water with nary a splash, while other times, they hit the water like an atmosphere-entering lunar capsule, dousing your entire backside with water?

 

Why is that? What factors could possibly change the trajectory of your stool?

[KSB2424 3,085]

I love the splashers. It's cool, refreshing, and minimizes my toilet paper use thus saving the planet. Yay Poop Splashers!

[MDC 5,931]

I like when I pinch off a meatball-shaped turd that splashes water right up onto my ass hole.

[KSB2424 3,085]

Why is that? What factors could possibly change the trajectory of your stool?

 

Density of said poop, coupled with force of excretion is your answer.

 

(Density*Force) / volume of H20 = Splash height expectancy

[NewbieJr 540]

Ever notice that the entire mood of the board changes when a poop thread appears on page one?

 

It's all sunshine and roses now.

[Jeff Garcia 8]

The Diarrhea is the worst for splash ups. When you get that brown murky water splash up on you when you are ejecting a river out your a$$, no fun, I feel like taking a shower afterwards.

[KSB2424 3,085]

The Diarrhea is the worst for splash ups. When you get that brown murky water splash up on you when you are ejecting a river out your a$$, no fun, I feel like taking a shower afterwards.

Yeah, that is NO good. The pre-diarrhea poop is not that bad though. You know the poop that looks like there are 100 earth worms in the toilet. None of those ever splash.

[Snuff 10]

I like when I pinch off a meatball-shaped turd that splashes water right up onto my ass hole.

 

I always knew you liked things going up into your ass hole.

[gocolts 300]

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