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pen1s Myths Debunked

By LiveScience Staff

 

When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

 

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide pen1s to a long one, according to two studies included in the review. Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s pen1s size, compared to only 55 percent for men.

 

The review, conducted by Drs. Kevan Wylie and Ian Eardley of the Porterback Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and St. James’ Hospital in Leeds, United Kingdom, respectively, combines results from more than 50 international research projects into pen1s size and small pen1s syndrome (SPS) conducted since 1942.

 

“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,” the researchers write.

 

Drawing upon the results of 12 relevant studies, the review, detailed in the British Journal of Urology (BJU) International, finds that the average erect pen1s is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and about 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference.

 

pen1s myths

 

The findings also deflate a few other myths about male genitalia. The notion that pen1s size varies according to race, for example, is false.

 

Another oft-repeated myth is that older men tend to have smaller penises, but Wylie and Eardley found no differences when they combined the results of all the studies together.

 

One surprising finding was that small pen1s syndrome (SPS), also known as the “locker room syndrome,” is much more common in men with normal sized penises than those who have so-called micropensises (penises with a flaccid length of less than 2.7 inches). An internet survey of more than 52,000 heterosexual men found that 12 percent thought their penises were too small, even though micropenis is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men.

 

One study suggests SPS often begin at an early age. Sixty-three percent of men with the disorder said their anxieties started with childhood comparisons, often to an elder sibling or their fathers, while 37 percent blamed erotic images viewed during their teenage years.

 

Be wary

 

The review also supports recent studies that find pen1s-enlarging vacuum devices, pen1s extenders and traction devices rarely live up to their promises, but can, in some cases, provide a “psychological uplifting effect.”

 

The authors take a wait-and-see approach to pen1s-enlargment surgery , which can include everything from partially separating ligaments in the pen1s so it hangs further from the body to injecting fat into the pen1s to increase its girth. One of the most extreme procedures involves completely splaying the pen1s and inserting a piece of cartilage into it before suturing it up again.

 

“While information is starting to emerge on the success of some surgical techniques, this is not backed up by data on patients’ satisfaction with such procedures,” Wylie said.

 

The doctors point out some ancient tried and true methods for pen1s enlargement, but these aren’t any more comfortable. Indian Sadhus men, for example, use weights to increase their pen1s length, while the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.

 

The researchers say their review is intended to “provide clinicians with an overarching summary of the many research projects that have been carried out into penile size and small pen1s syndrome” so that they can better treat the disorder.

 

When faced with a patient with SDS, “the initial approach should be a thorough urological, psychosexual, psychological and psychiatric assessment, possibly with more than one clinician involved,” they write.

 

[kutulu 1,674]

Yep, but my micropenis morphs into a shaped weapon of love destruction.

[itsjjw 0]

I've been telling you that girth was more important than length for years.

[kutulu 1,674]

I've been telling you that girth was more important than length for years.

 

Yeah, but you have been talking about wallets.

[itsjjw 0]

Yeah, but you have been talking about wallets.

There's a difference?

[kutulu 1,674]

There's a difference?

 

Not for a money hungry b1tch, there isn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just teasing, teasing you

[itsjjw 0]

Not for a money hungry b1tch, there isn't.

I'm just teasing, teasing you

They both make me equally horny.

[wiffleball 4,789]

They didn't talk at all about the difference between "showers" and "growers"

 

Some peenie can grow to 6+ times their flaccid appearance while "growers" on the other hand, may show negligible improvement in girth or length when erect.

[itsjjw 0]

They didn't talk at all about the difference between "showers" and "growers"

 

Some peenie can grow to 6+ times their flaccid appearance while "growers" on the other hand, may show negligible improvement in girth or length when erect.

Very true.

[kutulu 1,674]

They both make me equally horny.

 

Yeah, but which one makes you cvm?

[itsjjw 0]

Yeah, but which one makes you cvm?

 

Girth, but really, does that actually matter that much?

[kutulu 1,674]

Girth, but really, does that actually matter that much?

 

It does to me.

 

unless I'm really tired

[hoytdwow 202]

It's not the size of the ship that matters, it's how long it stays in port

[itsjjw 0]

It's not the size of the ship that matters, it's how long it stays in port

Wrong. I've had a couple that could have been in the port for days, and I still wouldn't have felt a thing (insert hotdog and hallway joke here). There does have to be a minimum size before the thing can work.

 

It does to me.

 

unless I'm really tired

Money helps you overlook a lot of flaws.

[wiffleball 4,789]

It's not the size of the ship that matters, it's how long it stays in port

 

Wrong. It's how long the seamen stay in the ship!!!

[itsjjw 0]

Wrong. It's how long the seamen stay in the ship!!!

Provide you are sailing a yacht, not a dinghy.

[kutulu 1,674]

Money helps you overlook a lot of flaws.

 

Yep, I be poor.

[hoytdwow 202]

Wrong. I've had a couple that could have been in the port for days, and I still wouldn't have felt a thing (insert hotdog and hallway joke here). There does have to be a minimum size before the thing can work.

 

 

 

Meh. One wiff of my cologne and you'll be creaming your knickers nonstop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sex Panther

[itsjjw 0]

Meh. One wiff of my cologne and you'll be creaming your knickers nonstop

Sex Panther

6 inches minimum. Wallet girth or 'other' girth. Those are the only criteria. Although an attractive face coupled with serious quantities of alcohol might work as well.

 

Yep, I be poor.

Poor doesn't eman you can't date the guy, it just means that you can't marry him. I guess that leaves you the girth option.

[kutulu 1,674]

 

Poor doesn't eman you can't date the guy, it just means that you can't marry him. I guess that leaves you the girth option.

 

Lucky for me, my wife isn't shallow.

 

Course, she's not so lucky.

[itsjjw 0]

Lucky for me, my wife isn't shallow.

 

Course, she's not so lucky.

[Toro 1]

Meh. One wiff of my cologne and you'll be creaming your knickers nonstop

Sex Panther

 

It works sixty percent of the time, every time.

 

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: It smells like Bigfoot's ######! 

[hoytdwow 202]

6 inches minimum. Wallet girth or 'other' girth. Those are the only criteria. Although an attractive face coupled with serious quantities of alcohol might work as well.

Poor doesn't eman you can't date the guy, it just means that you can't marry him. I guess that leaves you the girth option.

 

 

Wait, cologne doesn't enter into it?

 

[itsjjw 0]

Wait, cologne doesn't enter into it?

 

too much makes me sneeze. not very sexy. a little works great though. just not enough to seal the deal.

[hoytdwow 202]

a little works great though. just not enough to seal the deal.

 

so, you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I am hung like a tuna fish can.