How come JESUS isn't helping Zach Johnson at the US OPEN?

[edjr 5,569]

+9 with 9 holes to go..

 

I wonder why jesus hasn't swooped down to push a couple of his drives into the fairway and a couple of his putts into the hole.

 

I guess Jesus only knows The Masters?

[rallo 132]

man... you really got him there

 

he seems like one of the nicest guys on the PGA... you sir are a class act

[edjr 5,569]

man... you really got him there

 

he seems like one of the nicest guys on the PGA... you sir are a class act

 

 

*Family Fued* Good answer, good answer *Family Fued*

[rallo 132]

*Family Fued* Good answer, good answer *Family Fued*

 

"show me 'things we've talked about before'"

 

*BING*

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

+9 with 9 holes to go..

 

I wonder why jesus hasn't swooped down to push a couple of his drives into the fairway and a couple of his putts into the hole.

 

I guess Jesus only knows The Masters?

 

 

Gee, I recall seeing a clip of LeBron James thanking: Jesus, God, etc ... after winning the Eastern Conference title ... why not pick on him? 'Cause it looks like his "prayers" weren't answered during the SWEEP.

 

Are you too "hip" to slag the negro athlete?

 

Yep, pick on the WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE ... WOO-HOO!!!! HOW ORIGINAL OF YOU !!

 

Friggin' tool

[Bert 1,092]

He didn't donate enough.

[edjr 5,569]

He didn't donate enough.

 

 

 

he didn't stuff the collection plate after his masters victory and word got back to Jesus.

[GettnHuge 1]

jebus is a member at augusta

[rallo 132]

jebus is a member at augusta

 

jebus says fock wimmen golfers

[MDC 5,895]

Because there is no god and religion is superstitious nonsense.

 

What do I win?

[edjr 5,569]

Because there is no god and religion is superstitious nonsense.

 

What do I win?

 

 

Geek of the day

[RicemanX 20]

i don't think mexicans are good at golf...