RicemanX 20 Posted August 6, 2007 They're not saying "BOO", they're saying "Bu Rns, Bu Rns." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,296 Posted August 6, 2007 I was saying Boo-urns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted August 6, 2007 In sports, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry White Male 0 Posted August 6, 2007 A spider?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted August 6, 2007 "Aye, don't be sad boy, I was wrestling dogs before you wuz sucking on yer moms teet" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Mmmmmmmmm...sacrilicious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swamp dog 0 Posted August 6, 2007 silly lisa, nobody plans on having kids--they just happen! marge: "slow down, homer, you're going to kill us all!" homer: "or die trying!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted August 6, 2007 I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted August 6, 2007 Save me Jebus!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swamp dog 0 Posted August 7, 2007 if it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it's not a fair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted August 7, 2007 Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation. Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted August 7, 2007 Bad cops, bad cops... Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops... Bad cops, bad cops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinniedasquid 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults. Milhouse? Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people -- Bart: Thank you. Milhouse: -- under the supervision of the reverse vampires -- Lisa: [sighs] Milhouse: -- are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. [sotto voce] We're through the looking glass, here, people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,296 Posted August 7, 2007 This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. I'm driving on a road....appears to be asphalt...there's grass, trees........I'm directly under the Earth's sun......now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,296 Posted August 7, 2007 I like boys now! Do you have a Simpson's quote for us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted August 7, 2007 Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted August 7, 2007 Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted August 7, 2007 My cat's breath smells like catfood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saturday Night Beaver 2 Posted August 7, 2007 Albanian?- You mean all white with pink eyes?- Homer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,296 Posted August 7, 2007 Look at this country - U R Gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! Winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
