Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Watching Best Sex on HBO 10 right now and they have a couple of dykes in a bathtub rubbing chocolate all over each other. Not hot. Looks like tubgirl. Also, never liked girls putting chocolate syrup or whipped cream or whatever all over my schlong. Does anyone like to mix the two, a la Costanza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted August 13, 2007 never tried. But I do enjoy a nice romp before going out for dinner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted August 13, 2007 I always thought Magic Shell could be a nice compliment to the bedroom. Not sure if they still sell that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 What the fock is Magic Shell? Like mac n' cheese with shells? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted August 13, 2007 What the fock is Magic Shell? Like mac n' cheese with shells? http://www.smuckers.com/fg/ict/default.asp...d=4&catid=8 Its a chocolate sauce that freezes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 http://www.smuckers.com/fg/ict/default.asp...d=4&catid=8 Its a chocolate sauce that freezes. Does it freeze on schlongs or just ice cream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Does it freeze on schlongs or just ice cream? Typically ice cream. So you will need a cold schlong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Typically ice cream. So you will need a cold schlong. Well, fock that. Why did you think this was a good idea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Well, fock that. Why did you think this was a good idea? In case you are with your lady-friend, and it happens to be freezing cold - you will still have options. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 In case you are with your lady-friend, and it happens to be freezing cold - you will still have options. Have you tried this? No focking way. She once tried to put some kind of apple dipping sauce on that she got out of the fridge. I immediately got up and warshed it the fock off. Freezing is pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Have you tried this? No focking way. She once tried to put some kind of apple dipping sauce on that she got out of the fridge. I immediately got up and warshed it the fock off. Freezing is pain. No - I have typically done the room temp stuff, though there was one girl, in the past, that would put an ice cube in her mouth before "going down". Ahh---the pre-marriage days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 No - I have typically done the room temp stuff, though there was one girl, in the past, that would put an ice cube in her mouth before "going down". Ahh---the pre-marriage days. I don't like that, either. No focking ice cubes. No focking apple dipping sauce. No altoids. Just blow me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shake_a_leg 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Had the ice cube treatment. It's surprisingly nice...the question on the magic shell....wouldn't she have to BITE to break it off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,349 Posted August 13, 2007 I don't like that, either. No focking ice cubes. No focking apple dipping sauce. No altoids. Just blow me! WELL SAID!!! I guess I'm one of those that can be quite happy with JUST a blow job! Maybe I don't get enough to get tired of them where I need something more??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted August 13, 2007 I very much enjoy having sex with food. A nice warm cantaloupe. A recently defrosted fish. A Western omelet. A bowl of warm grits. A bean burrito. I'm getting horny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,091 Posted August 13, 2007 Never done the food thing. Guess that's the part of my brain that's partially male, whip it out, let me do stuff to you, then let's have sex and go to sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Never done the food thing. Guess that's the part of my brain that's partially male, whip it out, let me do stuff to you, then let's have sex and go to sleep. After you make me a sammich, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted August 13, 2007 I do find Pastrami to be the most sensual of the dried cured meats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted August 13, 2007 I like to give a girl what I call the "nutroll." That is where I dip my dink in caramal, then dip it peanut halves, then I rape her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,091 Posted August 13, 2007 After you make me a sammich, of course. Ah yes, the sammich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,693 Posted August 13, 2007 I had a g/f try the chocolate frosting thing. She rubbed in strategic places on her body. I didn't the heart to tell her she looked like somebody had rubbed ###### all over her body. And, ladies - no matter how much you don't want to admit it - you DO have hair on your body. Hair & Cholate, Honey, etc. = Not Fun. If she wants to put whipped cream on my schlong - if that's what it takes for her to go down, I guess I can live with it. However, just like I don't enjoy a tunafish with coolwhip sammich.... Well, you get where I'm going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted August 13, 2007 generally speaking, chocolate syrup and whipped cream tastes better. i'm not really into it myself, but i've done it on occasion. it just gets kinda messy and you have to get up and take a shower. which is fine too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,775 Posted August 13, 2007 generally speaking, chocolate syrup and whipped cream tastes better. i'm not really into it myself, but i've done it on occasion. it just gets kinda messy and you have to get up and take a shower. which is fine too. you only shower after sex if there is chocolate involved? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,775 Posted August 13, 2007 I had a g/f try the chocolate frosting thing. She rubbed it all over her body and then her family ended up having to file a missing persons report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
