Over/under on the Britney meltdown

[jgcrawfish 232]

What's the over/under time frame for the Britney full scale meltdown/breakdown now?

 

Spears loses custody

[EMoney 0]

What would qualify as a meltdown?

 

I am guessing that unless she gets some serious help that it could be any day now.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

Are we talking attempted suicide or successfull suicide.

 

 

 

 

Its been so long since one of these "stars" succeeded at one.

[NewbieJr 541]

Losing her kids will either be a wakeup call or disaster. Stay tuned.

[dats007 1]

I thought the way that these things worked is that the propositioner (sp?) (ie: You) was supposed to lay a line. Then the person taking the proposition (ie: Me) would say whether I wanted the over or under. Here's an example:

 

Fox News will cover o/u 5 uninterupted hours of this story tonight between 5:00PM (PST) and 12:00AM (PST) tonight (10.1.07).

 

Also, you're going to have to define "meltdown" for me, but do it quickly...I want some action on this!

[dats007 1]

Losing her kids will either be a wakeup call or disaster. Stay tuned.

 

I'm pretty sure that we are well beyond the "wakeup call" portion of the show. Shouldn't that have been a part of the "treatment" program? I know I'm no celebrity, but the treatment center that I went to would have NEVER allowed for me to use a day pass (we didn't even have them) to go shopping on Rodeo Drive, or talk on cell phones, interact with friends through e-mail or any of those other distractions! We (who wanted to be...) were there to get our sh*t together, kick drugs and alcohol and begin repairing the disaster of a past that we created! This wave of celebrities are making a mockery of the treatment facilities and programs that give them the best shot to live happier, more productive lives. It's disgusting.

[jgcrawfish 232]

I was trying to stay away from the Suicide topic, but since it's been throw'd out there...I'll set the line as this...

 

Line: Britney ends up in the hospital (morgue counts too) either due to a drug overdose, suicide scare or other in 10 days or less...

 

Bonus teaser: Britney ends up in jail in 8 days or less.

 

What say ye?!

[dats007 1]

I was trying to stay away from the Suicide topic, but since it's been throw'd out there...I'll set the line as this...

 

Line: Britney ends up in the hospital (morgue counts too) either due to a drug overdose, suicide scare or other in 10 days or less...

 

Bonus teaser: Britney ends up in jail in 8 days or less.

 

What say ye?!

 

Man, this is wrong on sooo many levels. I do hope she gets help, but I hope it's not until day 11 or later.

 

I'll take the over on the 10 days, and I'll take the tease that she'll end up in jail in 8 days. Can I get odds that she flees the country in the next two weeks with eitehr A) one kid, B ) two kids or C) no kids.

[wiffleball 4,788]

I'm pretty sure the meltdown has been - an is - well underway for quite some time now.

 

But yeah, I fully expect that drama level to ratchet up significantly now. Even the sanest person wouldn't react well to losing their kids. Britney is going to lose it big time. I just don't see the words "wake up call" registering in her brainpan.

[KingofBeer 0]

I'm going go with the parlay. Within 10 days of losing her kids she will try to kill herself while in jail. Oh man...what a sweet payday...let's go Brit!!!!!!

[dats007 1]

I'm going go with the parlay. Within 10 days of losing her kids she will try to kill herself while in jail. Oh man...what a sweet payday...let's go Brit!!!!!!

I didn't clarify on my original bet and need to do so immediately before the book closes on this.

 

Resubmitted bet below:

 

I'll take the over on the 10 days (day one being the day she loses her kids), and I'll take the tease that she'll end up in jail in 8 days (can I double up if she's arrested this Thursday?). Can I get odds that she flees the country in the next two weeks with eitehr A) one kid, B ) two kids or C) no kids.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Isn't this thread a few months too late?