Rusty Syringes 479 Posted November 21, 2007 RING! RING! Rusty: Newsroom, Rusty Syringes. (Not his real name.) Robert (his real name): Hi, are you the guy I need to talk about regarding news obits? Rusty: Sure. Who is the deceased? Robert: Me. Rusty: Robert: Hello? Rusty: Uh, you're not dead yet. Robert: I know, but I'm going to be, maybe in the next month or two. Rusty: I'm sorry to hear that. Robert: Me, too. So about this news obit. What do I need to do? Rusty: Well, if you're a noteworthy person in the community, I'd get a reporter to write the story, after you die, of course. Robert: Oh. What if I'm not noteworthy? Rusty: Then you'd need to go through the advertising department for a paid obituary. Or maybe the funeral home would do that, after you're dead. Robert: So what information would I need to provide? Rusty: Your life and stuff. Robert: Oh, OK. Well I'll mail you some stuff then. Rusty: OK. I look forwa ... uh ... I'll be on the lookout for it. Robert: OK, thanks. Bye. Rusty: Bye. CLICK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,163 Posted November 21, 2007 That's actually kinda sad. He must have been diagnosed with something terminal and is looking to take care of everything while he still can. THanks for the positive thread day before thanksgiving..Azz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted November 21, 2007 I would have figured Fidel Castro had people that made those sorts of calls for him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,639 Posted November 21, 2007 That's actually kinda sad. He must have been diagnosed with something terminal and is looking to take care of everything while he still can.THanks for the positive thread day before thanksgiving..Azz No kidding. I am all warm and fuzzy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 21, 2007 did you get his last name? was it Wiffleball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 497 Posted November 21, 2007 Maybe it was a Dolphins fan looking to end his season with a bang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted November 21, 2007 Poor Nick Saban. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 479 Posted November 21, 2007 I am all warm and fuzzy now. That's understandable, Sasquatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted November 21, 2007 Poor Nick Saban. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
