Bert 1,129 Posted November 30, 2007 2:00 Leave Work 2:30 Hit Drive on number 1 2:31 Open 1st beer 2:32 Fire Up 1st Cigar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 30, 2007 2:00 Leave Work2:30 Hit Drive on number 1 2:31 Open 1st beer 2:32 Fire Up 1st Cigar 2:33-4:45 Work the Men's Room Glory Hole at Christmas Party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FranksTanks 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Wow, i didn't realize how far behind we are out west... its still only November in Colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted November 30, 2007 2:30 Hit Drive on number 1 you'll need a tee for that...perhaps the one you left out of "Christmas" lucky SOB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,800 Posted November 30, 2007 Bastage!!! ETA: Watch out for that stupid axx black mutt that barks at everybody trying to putt on 4 and endlessly chases every friggin golf cart that passes by - even though he'll never catch them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted November 30, 2007 Bastage!!! ETA: Watch out for that stupid axx black mutt that barks at everybody trying to putt on 4 and endlessly chases every friggin golf cart that passes by - even though he'll never catch them. is he playing at Compton Country Club? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,800 Posted November 30, 2007 is he playing at Compton Country Club? Nah, actually the bastage lives off the course - It's his damn dog. Goofy thing zips back and forth behind the wrought-iron fence every time a cart zips by. Perfect dog for a country club. Loves golf carts - Hates Black people with a passion. Should be the friggin mascot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Don't you mean Holiday Party? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted November 30, 2007 Nah, actually the bastage lives off the course - It's his damn dog. Goofy thing zips back and forth behind the wrought-iron fence every time a cart zips by. Perfect dog for a country club. Loves golf carts - Hates Black people with a passion. Should be the friggin mascot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheadtoo 1 Posted November 30, 2007 I get to work my own company holiday party! screw you guys! :thumbsdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted November 30, 2007 WHO'S GOING TO MAKE THE FRIES!!!??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,129 Posted November 30, 2007 WHO'S GOING TO MAKE THE FRIES!!!??? I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,800 Posted November 30, 2007 I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted November 30, 2007 I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM. way to go from zero to dikhead in less than 60 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites