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2:00 Leave Work

2:30 Hit Drive on number 1

2:31 Open 1st beer

2:32 Fire Up 1st Cigar

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2:00 Leave Work

2:30 Hit Drive on number 1

2:31 Open 1st beer

2:32 Fire Up 1st Cigar

2:33-4:45 Work the Men's Room Glory Hole at Christmas Party

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:thumbsdown:

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2:30 Hit Drive on number 1

you'll need a tee for that...perhaps the one you left out of "Christmas"

 

lucky SOB

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Bastage!!! :rolleyes:

 

 

ETA: Watch out for that stupid axx black mutt that barks at everybody trying to putt on 4 and endlessly chases every friggin golf cart that passes by - even though he'll never catch them. :rolleyes:

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Bastage!!! :rolleyes:

ETA: Watch out for that stupid axx black mutt that barks at everybody trying to putt on 4 and endlessly chases every friggin golf cart that passes by - even though he'll never catch them. :rolleyes:

is he playing at Compton Country Club?

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is he playing at Compton Country Club?

 

Nah, actually the bastage lives off the course - It's his damn dog. Goofy thing zips back and forth behind the wrought-iron fence every time a cart zips by. Perfect dog for a country club. Loves golf carts - Hates Black people with a passion. Should be the friggin mascot. :banana:

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Nah, actually the bastage lives off the course - It's his damn dog. Goofy thing zips back and forth behind the wrought-iron fence every time a cart zips by. Perfect dog for a country club. Loves golf carts - Hates Black people with a passion. Should be the friggin mascot. :banana:

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:music_guitarred:

I get to work my own company holiday party!

screw you guys! :thumbsdown:

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WHO'S GOING TO MAKE THE FRIES!!!??? :dunno:

 

I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM.

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I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM.

:dunno:

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I was gonna say Sean Taylor's girl friend now that the gravy train is dead but thought that would be a little to insensitive so I'll go with..........Your MOM.

way to go from zero to dikhead in less than 60 seconds.

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