patweisers44 872 Posted February 28, 2008 "Johnnie Holmes....long time no see....is that a lead pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" -Wonderland Murders Victim ETA: 40cm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 28, 2008 Cocaines a hell of a drug Rick james B!tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 It was the CIAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... ---Lee Harvey Oswald---- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted February 28, 2008 "Wheeeeeeeeeeee....ohs1t!!!!-" Randy Rhodes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Go ahead, I'll take the next one. ---John Astor--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Gurgle...slurp...gurgle... ---John Bonham--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "Hold the mayo" ---Mama Cass--- "Does this dress make me look fat?" ---Karen Carpenter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted February 28, 2008 "I can barely get my mouth around the end of this thing..." Kurt Cobain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 872 Posted February 28, 2008 "I can barely get my mouth around the end of this thing..." Kurt Cobain Isnt that what the horse focking guy said too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "Just got to connect this lead and done!!!!" ---Drobeski--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 28, 2008 What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice..haha uggggg Ike turner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted February 28, 2008 " Why did everybody bring knives today?" - Julius Ceasar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,..." ---Barack Obama--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 28, 2008 Really now do I LOOK like a bomber? Richard Jewell As a side note I actually knew richard and he was a nice man.He was the security guard at my college in north ga. I knew they had the wrong guy as soon as they claimed it was him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted February 28, 2008 " Fock! My eyes are burning and my d!ck hurts but i can rub either because of my focking aching hands!!" Christopher Columbus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 872 Posted February 28, 2008 "I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,..." ---Barack Obama--- wow... i have never used the phrase "Thread over" but this deserves it. Winnah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "Sure, we would love to have some blankets" ---Millions of 16th Century Native Americans--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 28, 2008 I'll take prostate cancer for 500, Alex MERV GRIFFIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted February 28, 2008 'I can totally handle that curve at this speed...." James Dean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "left...left...left...left...right" ---Dale Earnhardt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 29, 2008 Why yes I would love to suck your,,,,,hey wait why do you have that gun. Gianni Versace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted February 29, 2008 "don't worry about those dudes bro......they seem cool" Snoopy1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted February 29, 2008 "hey watch me ride my new bike on the road!!!!" TNG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted February 29, 2008 " What tree?" ~ Sonny Bono Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted February 29, 2008 "number 1 pick in the draft...life is good...let's celebrate" Len Bias Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted February 29, 2008 "hmmm......oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam or doxylamine.....ahhh what the hell, a little of each should do" Heath Ledger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted February 29, 2008 Terry Schiavo was taken, as I expected. You guys got Kurt Cobain and all the Kennedy jokes too. I was disappointed, however, that my Obama joke was taken. Mine? Happy Thanksgiving From the Staff. - Moose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted February 29, 2008 esrkylv,umthrngaiigfyykkuu6 - Helen Keller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted February 29, 2008 We are going to get a Super bowl championship. Philly Eagles fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted February 29, 2008 "Sure.....I'd love to buy the Detroit Lions franchise" 1964 William Clay Ford Sr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,192 Posted February 29, 2008 "don't worry about those dudes bro......they seem cool" Snoopy1 Snoopy1 totally won this thread, and then this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted February 29, 2008 "Over my dead body!" - Han Solo to Obi Wan Kenobi (among others). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 73 Posted February 29, 2008 Dana :wheeze: you are : wheeeze: standing on : wheeze : the breathing :wheeze: Tube... Christopher Reeve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 29, 2008 Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh Conor Clapton - son of musician Eric Clapton fell out of 53rd floor window at the age of 5. I think I should have taken that left in albakerky. Amelia Earhart Come on dad you are not really going to shoot me. Marvin Gaye Brynn, anyone ever tell you that you are a b!tch when you are drunk? Phil Hartman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted February 29, 2008 I bet none of my offspring will make the same mistake Earnest hemmingway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,271 Posted March 4, 2008 Wiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzziiiirrrd. Uh guys i don't feel so well. Gary Gygax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted March 7, 2008 Why are we fishing on Christmas eve? Laci Peterson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
