RoadLizard 73 Posted August 18, 2009 so now Farve would have retired 3 times and come back. Granted IMO he is better than Sage and would benefit Minny but damn dude needs to stay retired just for the sake keeping some dignity. Couldnt agree more. Hes a selfish, me-first doosh that needs to go away. Doesnt anyone remember that he single-handedly LOST the biggest game of the year for the Jets against the "mighty" Dolphins last year and is a coach and team killer? Did everyone forget that? He got progressively WORSE as the year went on and outside of a few big games against Sh!t defense, he was barely better than what Minny already has. Here is exactly how it will go if Minny signs him: Weeks 1 thru 4 - Mr. Selfish will go 3-1 and throw some TD passes. Vikes fans will beat-off and so will ESPN about how great he is. Weeks 5 through 8 - Mr. Selfish starts to show chinks(No, not Chinese people) in the armor and will go 2-2. The DUMB throws and horrible interceptions will start. Weeks 9 through 13 - Mr. Selfish starts to reveal his over-the-hill "skill-set" and the picks outnumber the TDs. The media will still circle-jerk him and it wont be his fault at all even though by now he will have been responsible for losing games with lousy decisions and nagging injuries. The teams record is 3-2 in this stretch but they have win IN SPITE of Brett, not because of him. Vikes fans are panicking... Rest of season - Mr. Selfish collapses just like he did for the Jets and yet ESPN still jerks him off. The picks are thrown at a record setting pace and he avoids the media and hard questions. The Vikes crumble completely and either dont make the playoffs or get hammered in the first round because Favre has a Jake Delhomme performance and costs the team their season. AGAIN. Off season - He retires again...and again he focks over some team with false promises and expectations that are NEVER realized. Yet, AGAIN, the world shlops it up and buys-in. Un. focking. Believable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted August 18, 2009 Holy focking groundhog day, can't this guy just die already? I hope to god it's someone on the Bengals that nukes his ass into permanent retirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted August 18, 2009 I love it. Great for the NFL and its many fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dice_Dominator 0 Posted August 18, 2009 L-O-S-E-R !!! I REALLY hope the Green Bay Packers defensive lineman END this circus, ONCE & FOR ALL !! let him come back,he is the bears beeotch over the last few years,2 wins for us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,680 Posted October 20, 2009 6-0 Farve and AD seem to be doing pretty good so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted October 20, 2009 This is Favre's World, and we have been invited to watch and enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites