I'm here to answer your questions for 90 minutes

[jvirne 0]

Fire away.

[steamypoop 0]

How do I get a woman to love me?

[jvirne 0]

How do I get a woman to love me?

 

Chloroform, rohypnol, and a mask molded from my face.

[FeelingMN 273]

What's the best book you've ever read?

 

The book you've read most recently?

 

Favorite author?

[tikigods 76]

If we were to roll up your dried fecal matter, could we:

 

A. smoke it?

 

B. get high from it?

 

Also...will you please, for the love of God, pick up a decent video game so we can play on line?

 

TIA.

[steamypoop 0]

Even if I'm bald, 275 pounds and poor?

[FeelingMN 273]

Also, is Newbie scared of fire?

[jvirne 0]

What's the best book you've ever read?

 

The book you've read most recently?

 

Favorite author?

 

"The Sound and The Fury," William Faulkner

 

I'm reading Franzen's "Freedom" and this little twisted gem, written by a fellow CalArts grad.

 

Favorite author = Don Delillo. His early stuff speaks to me unlike anything else.

[jvirne 0]

If we were to roll up your dried fecal matter, could we:

 

A. smoke it?

 

B. get high from it?

 

Also...will you please, for the love of God, pick up a decent video game so we can play on line?

 

TIA.

 

Yes.

 

Definitely yes.

 

The problem isn't the video game, but the shitty connection I have in the hilly hinterland.

[jvirne 0]

Also, is Newbie scared of fire?

 

Yes, except when it's coming out his ass. This makes him feel like a real man and for years he's been searching for the perfect salsa mix to produce anal flames. I have it on good word that 2 months after his wife left, he found it.

[tikigods 76]

Yes.

 

Definitely yes.

 

The problem isn't the video game, but the shitty connection I have in the hilly hinterland.

 

Also. BB06 and I are going to be playing in an AL only league. Go find my FB page and the link...and sign the fvck up. It will be the excuse we all need to head into NYC to catch a Yankees game this summer. Also, BB06 is buying.

[jvirne 0]

Also. BB06 and I are going to be playing in an AL only league. Go find my FB page and the link...and sign the fvck up. It will be the excuse we all need to head into NYC to catch a Yankees game this summer. Also, BB06 is buying.

 

IN.

 

I'm going to Cleveland on July 4th to see the Yanks and tour the Rock n Roll and Football Hall of Fames.

[tikigods 76]

IN.

 

I'm going to Cleveland on July 4th to see the Yanks and tour the Rock n Roll and Football Hall of Fames.

 

Dress up like Rollins.

[ADD1CT36 1]

IN.

 

I'm going to Cleveland on July 4th to see the Yanks and tour the Rock n Roll and Football Hall of Fames.

Look for the history of Punk poster by john holmstrom. Best ever.

 

Oh and my question: can I crash your NYC outing to a yanks game?? Is the new stadium the most amazing ever? And will tiki ever apologize to me?

 

Tia

[FeelingMN 273]

Read the following sotto voce:

 

I will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox. We've been over this darling.

 

 

 

Is anyone looking at you?

[jvirne 0]

Dress up like Rollins.

 

I want to spraypaint Johnny Rotten's bust dayglo orange, and have my BIL take a pic.

 

I'll probably get arrested, but I know Johnny would approve.

[jvirne 0]

Look for the history of Punk poster. Best ever.

 

Oh and my question: can I crash your NYC outing to a yanks game?? Is the new stadium the most amazing ever? And will tiki ever apologize to me?

 

Tia

 

I will.

 

Yes, you can come, provided you provide certain sexual favors.

 

Yes, the stadium is amazing.

 

As for Tiki....Outlook Uncertain.

[tikigods 76]

I want to spraypaint Johnny Rotten's bust dayglo orange, and have my BIL take a pic.

 

I'll probably get arrested, but I know Johnny would approve.

 

No...you need to bring those stencils and do the pandas. How fvcking awesome would that be?

 

Oh and my question: can I crash your NYC outing to a yanks game?? Is the new stadium the most amazing ever? And will tiki ever apologize to me?

 

I already invited you. Don't you ever read your messages?

[ADD1CT36 1]

I already invited you. Don't you ever read your messages?

You did??? Was that before you told me I had herpes???

[tikigods 76]

You did??? Was that before you told me I had herpes???

 

Way before I found out anyone had herpes. I told you I was double wrapping it.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Way before I found out anyone had herpes. I told you I was double wrapping it.

Oohhh I thought you said double Tapping!

[tikigods 76]

Oohhh I thought you said double Tapping!

 

No. I said double penetration. You need to open your eyes...if you can.

[jvirne 0]

This took a strange turn.

[Lackman 0]

This took a strange turn.

 

Answer: the second to the last thing that Dale Earnhardt Sr. evah said.

[jvirne 0]

Answer: the second to the last thing that Dale Earnhardt Sr. evah said.

 

The last thing: "My haids felling off!"

[RicemanX 20]

Justin Bieber. Your thoughts.

 

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Is Zen really a literary dooshebag?

 

WTF did you do with Curly Nights handle after I gave it to you?

[GobbleDog 822]

Do you have tropical fish?

[IGotWorms 3,385]

Do you have tropical fish?

 

Take it to the Fish Forearm