Obama raped my wife and children

[IGotWorms 4,060]

OK not really, but would it surprise anyone if he had??

 

He's tapping our phones, taking our guns, threatening supreme court justices, killing our grandmas...it's just a matter of time 'til he gets into rape.

[Voltaire 5,363]

OK not really, but would it surprise anyone if he had??

 

He's tapping our phones, taking our guns, threatening supreme court justices, killing our grandmas...it's just a matter of time 'til he gets into rape.

Don't forget how he was hatched from an egg in Kenya with Nikita Krushchev and Ayatollah Khomeni as the attending physicians. He also got abducted by Klingons when he was five but was returned safely a few hours later with only a small incision on the back of his head.

[gocolts 300]

Don't forget how he was hatched from an egg in Kenya with Nikita Krushchev and Ayatollah Khomeni as the attending physicians. He also got abducted by Klingons when he was five but was returned safely a few hours later with only a small incision on the back of his head.

 

So our president was not only born overseas and has a pseudonym, but is also a college drop-out, closet muslim, male prostitute, drug mule, tax evader and the recipient of a forged diploma(s)? And this is surfacing 2+ years after he tricked the American public to vote him into office?

 

That is funny!

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,511]

OK not really, but would it surprise anyone if he had??

 

He's tapping our phones, taking our guns, threatening supreme court justices, killing our grandmas...it's just a matter of time 'til he gets into rape.

 

 

He wears grandma jeans. Nothing suprises me anymore. When I get the benefit of a reach around from him, I'll agree with you.

[Strike 5,748]

OK not really, but would it surprise anyone if he had??

 

 

Not really, but at least your wife would be satisfied for once.

 

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Not really, but at least your wife would be satisfied for once.

 

 

She ain't no mudshark

[Strike 5,748]

She ain't no mudshark

 

I honestly have no focking clue what that means, although it does sound a bit racist.

[Strike 5,748]

She ain't no mudshark

 

Ok so I looked this up and here's the definition:

 

mudshark

 

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who prefers to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.

 

Holy Crap. Not only are you racist but you have a really low opinion of the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with.

[gocolts 300]

Ok so I looked this up and here's the definition:

 

 

 

Holy Crap. Not only are you racist but you have a really low opinion of the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with.

WOW. Worms is one twisted individual.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Jesus focking Christ, you guys are no fun.

 

And Strike, you're focking stupid. Try re-reading what I posted because it clearly went over your head the first time.

[Strike 5,748]

Jesus focking Christ, you guys are no fun.

 

And Strike, you're focking stupid. Try re-reading what I posted because it clearly went over your head the first time.

 

I was fine with "fun" until you pulled out a word that just might be more offensive than the N-word. I mean, I had to go look it up at urban dictionary and the different definitions were ALL offensive. I actually don't offend easily but I was uneasy when I first read your post and absolutely disgusted after finding out what the word really means. Do you really think that's appropriate, seriously? Just good fun? You'd be ok with Peenie reading that? If so, you're the stupid one.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

I was fine with "fun" until you pulled out a word that just might be more offensive than the N-word. I mean, I had to go look it up at urban dictionary and the different definitions were ALL offensive. I actually don't offend easily but I was uneasy when I first read your post and absolutely disgusted after finding out what the word really means. Do you really think that's appropriate, seriously? Just good fun? You'd be ok with Peenie reading that? If so, you're the stupid one.

 

Get over yourself.

 

And what I was talking about, dumbass, was your comment that I must have a low opinion of my wife. It could not be further from the truth and is completely inconsistent with the joke I made.

 

Now go back to eating yourself to death, you fat stupid fock.

[Strike 5,748]

Get over yourself.

 

And what I was talking about, dumbass, was your comment that I must have a low opinion of my wife. It could not be further from the truth and is completely inconsistent with the joke I made.

 

Now go back to eating yourself to death, you fat stupid fock.

 

so you acknowledge your racism but don't like how I characterized your wife? LOL!!! So what day are your Klan meetings anyways?

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Okay, but what day of the week are your Klan meetings?

 

Tuesdays. Used to be Wednesdays but Billy Bob had a conflict with his salsa class.

[Strike 5,748]

Tuesdays. Used to be Wednesdays but Billy Bob had a conflict with his salsa class.

 

My guess is you found one that meets every day of the week, like an alcoholic with AA meetings. Do you guys hold them over the ice fishing hole or when you're looking at Russia from your porches?

[IGotWorms 4,060]

My guess is you found one that meets every day of the week, like an alcoholic with AA meetings. Do you guys hold them over the ice fishing hole or when you're looking at Russia from your porches?

 

You're killing the joke, which is unsurprising given your lack of wit.

[Strike 5,748]

You're killing the joke, which is unsurprising given your lack of wit.

 

The "joke" ended when you decided to post racist comments, which is apparently your idea of being witty. Do you think Mike should allow the N-word?

[IGotWorms 4,060]

The "joke" ended when you decided to post racist comments, which is apparently your idea of being witty. Do you think Mike should allow the N-word?

 

Nope, and that's not what I used. You sure do suck at reading.

[Strike 5,748]

Nope, and that's not what I used. You sure do suck at reading.

 

Right. You used a word so offensive I had to look it up. Look man. There's no doubt in my mind that right now you're regretting using that word. You know it's offensive and racist and you wish you could take it back. You should really learn to suck it up once in a while and admit when you make an error in judgment. I suspect these are the same types of traits that have you working in a PD's office instead of being a real attorney, making enough money to live in a place like California. So consider this a learning exercise. Take advantage of it and maybe one day you'll move on from defending drunk in public cases in Anchorage or wherever the fock you live. Good Luck and Best Wishes.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Right. You used a word so offensive I had to look it up.

 

You probably have to look up a lot of werds.

 

Also I don't work in the PDs office, but I know many PDs and I assure you they are "real" attorneys. Your knowledge of the legal profession is severely lacking which, again, is hardly surprising. Maybe if you spent a little less time stuffing your face and a little more time hitting the books?

[Strike 5,748]

You probably have to look up a lot of werds.

 

Actually, no. I have a very extensive vocabulary plus a trophy for winning a spelling bee. It's pretty damn rare when I need to look up a word. In other words, you can add spelling/vocabulary to all the other ways I'm better than you.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Actually, no. I have a very extensive vocabulary plus a trophy for winning a spelling bee. It's pretty damn rare when I need to look up a word. In other words, you can add spelling/vocabulary to all the other ways I'm better than you.

 

 

This is what it's come to? You're bragging about winning your fifth grade spelling bee now? Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, I really have seen it all now.

[Strike 5,748]

You probably have to look up a lot of werds.

 

Also I don't work in the PDs office, but I know many PDs and I assure you they are "real" attorneys. Your knowledge of the legal profession is severely lacking which, again, is hardly surprising. Maybe if you spent a little less time stuffing your face and a little more time hitting the books?

 

Yeah right. Trust me I know a hell of a lot of attorneys. I remember having this exact conversation with my cousin, her husband, and one of my cousin's best friends. All accomplished attorneys in the LA area. You know, one of those areas you can't afford to live in on your PD salary. And they made it very clear that the people in public service who are attorneys (prosecutors/PD's) are basically the bottom of the barrel as far as attorneys go. Trust me buddy I have a bunch of attorney friends and that's the consensus. I know you want to stick up for your colleagues in the PD office but you know it's true. I mean, seriously, the guy who defended Casey Anthony is like on the verge of disbarment yet he beat the state of Florida in one of their most high profile cases ever. Marcia Clark and Chris Darden were a joke in the O.J. Simpson trial. I mean, you'd think those cases would draw the cream of the crop that the state has to offer. So please, you're just making yourself look ignorant of your own profession when you try to pretend that the state's attorneys are any good.

[Strike 5,748]

 

This is what it's come to? You're bragging about winning your fifth grade spelling bee now? Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, I really have seen it all now.

 

Nope. Not bragging. Bragging would mean I brought it up for no reason. I've never brought it up in 8 years of posting here. I bring it up to support my assertion that I have a strong vocabulary. And trust me it wasn't a "fifth grade spelling bee." But you keep trying to deflect from your racist comments. That's all you're trying to do at this point.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

I don't give a sh!t what your attorney "friends" think. There are some good people in public service attorney jobs and there are some bad ones -- just like in every other field.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Nope. Not bragging. Bragging would mean I brought it up for no reason. I've never brought it up in 8 years of posting here. I bring it up to support my assertion that I have a strong vocabulary. And trust me it wasn't a "fifth grade spelling bee." But you keep trying to deflect from your racist comments. That's all you're trying to do at this point.

 

Please, for the good of the Geek Bored, why don't you elaborate on that?

[Strike 5,748]

I don't give a sh!t what your attorney "friends" think. There are some good people in public service attorney jobs and there are some bad ones -- just like in every other field.

 

ROFLMAO. Sure there are. So now I'm not uninformed, all my attorney friends and family don't know what they're talking about???? Way to deflect from your racist statements though, PD boy. Man this is entertaining between hands. Keep it coming.

 

[IGotWorms 4,060]

ROFLMAO. Sure there are. So now I'm not uninformed, all my attorney friends and family don't know what they're talking about???? Way to deflect from your racist statements though, PD boy. Man this is entertaining between hands. Keep it coming.

 

 

I already told you, I'm not a PD. Your reading comprehension has failed you yet again.

 

Truth is, I have no dog in this fight. I just thought you should know your friends are severely misinformed. Which is hardly shocking, given the company they keep.

[Voltaire 5,363]

[Strike 5,748]

Please, for the good of the Geek Bored, why don't you elaborate on that?

 

What's to elaborate on? You made the idiotic statement that I had to look up a lot of "werds." Anyone who reads my posts on this board would admit that at the very least I'm well spoken. I simply offered the spelling bee as evidence to support my assertion. Unlike you I have accomplishments that I can point to in my life and, when warranted, I'll mention them. Seriously, do you really think I have to look up a lot of werds or were you just trying to be insulting? Because insults that are clearly false are just dumb. Which would describe you and the reasons you work in the PD's office.

 

[Strike 5,748]

I already told you, I'm not a PD. Your reading comprehension has failed you yet again.

 

Truth is, I have no dog in this fight. I just thought you should know your friends are severely misinformed. Which is hardly shocking, given the company they keep.

 

Sure you're not. Then you're a prosecutor. The same applies. Either way you're a bad lawyer. How many times did you have to take the BAR? My misinformed cousin passed CA's on her first try.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

So to recap, Strike:

 

1. Has many important friends

 

2. Has many impressive achievements, such as beating the class nerd and the awkward girl who's still a virgin in his class spelling bee

 

3. Doesn't actually read what other posters say and instead prefers to converse with himself.

 

Holy sh!t man, no wonder you & GFIAFP couldn't get along - you're almost exactly the same! All you need is a pond and an affinity for preteen girls!

[Strike 5,748]

 

Hey, I ran GFIAFP off. This is what I got left.

 

[Strike 5,748]

I am a racist. I just keep changing the subject hoping people forget that.

 

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Sure you're not. Then you're a prosecutor. The same applies. Either way you're a bad lawyer. How many times did you have to take the BAR? My misinformed cousin passed CA's on her first try.

 

Wow, good for her! I'm sure she's a real modern day Clarence Darrow.

[Strike 5,748]

Wow, good for her! I'm sure she's a real modern day Clarence Darrow.

 

She can afford to live in CA, or anywhere else for that matter. So how many times did you take the BAR? Funny how you want people to think you're some good attorney but you won't even answer simple questions about your background that contain no personally identifiable information. And you wonder why I mock your legal prowess, besides your idiotic posts? Answer the question.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

She can afford to live in CA, or anywhere else for that matter. So how many times did you take the BAR? Funny how you want people to think you're some good attorney but you won't even answer simple questions about your background that contain no personally identifiable information. And you wonder why I mock your legal prowess, besides your idiotic posts? Answer the question.

 

I took it once and passed it - like the majority of attorneys sitting for a bar. But you keep talking about how brilliant your cousin is for getting it right all by herself on her very first try!!

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Hey, I ran GFIAFP off. This is what I got left.

 

 

Good for you, running off a poster who actually added a little something around here. You can say a lot of bad things about GFIAFP (I mean A LOT), but at least he made things interesting upon occasion. What have you ever contributed to the bored, or life in general for that matter?

 

Jack focking sh!t, is my guess.

[Strike 5,748]

I took it once and passed it - like the majority of attorneys sitting for a bar. But you keep talking about how brilliant your cousin is for getting it right all by herself on her very first try!!

 

Bullsh*t. In CA the average pass rate is 40%. Where did you take the BAR? Pretty sure I can find out the pass rate there too. And I'm pretty sure you're lieing about passing it the first time, just as you are about the average pass rate.

[Strike 5,748]

Good for you, running off a poster who actually added a little something around here. You can say a lot of bad things about GFIAFP (I mean A LOT), but at least he made things interesting upon occasion. What have you ever contributed to the bored, or life in general for that matter?

 

Jack focking sh!t, is my guess.

 

You keep saying this and it's almost as dumb of a statement as your racist comments in this thread that you keep trying to avoid. I contribute more to this bored than you ever have. Hell, I can't even really remember one memorable post of yours, at least in a positive way. The other day in the CA mortgage thread I posted the most factual information about what was actually happening of anyone. All you did was post how you pathetically can't afford to live in CA. Any decent attorney could afford to live in CA. That's yet another indicator of how bad of an attorney you are. Anyways, this is starting to bore me. Just won a poker tournament, something else I'm better than you at. Gonna focus on that. Nite.

 

 

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