Obama raped my wife and children

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Bullsh*t. In CA the average pass rate is 40%. Where did you take the BAR? Pretty sure I can find out the pass rate there too. And I'm pretty sure you're lieing about passing it the first time, just as you are about the average pass rate.

 

The California bar exam does have the lowest pass rate in the country, but it is still sometimes over 50%. That's the overall pass rate though: what you should look at is the rate among first-time test takers, which is significantly higher (usually around 65% in CA and higher than that elsewhere). The idiots that repeatedly fail the bar bring down the overall number, making the test look harder than it actually is.

 

Even if you go with overall pass rates, pretty much every state besides CA is almost always well above 50%.

 

I am not comfortable telling you which state I am licensed in for obvious reasons.

[Interesting Poo 0]

[Interesting Poo 0]

The California bar exam does have the lowest pass rate in the country, but it is still sometimes over 50%. Most states have a pass rate of 70-80%.

 

I am not comfortable telling you which state I am licensed in for obvious reasons.

 

Why are you arguing with someone who never went to college?

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Why are you arguing with someone who never went to college?

 

But he did once win a spelling bee

[phillybear 366]

I'm looking forward to the upcoming MudShark Week on MSNBC, hosted by Rev Al.

[Strike 5,748]

The California bar exam does have the lowest pass rate in the country, but it is still sometimes over 50%. That's the overall pass rate though: what you should look at is the rate among first-time test takers, which is significantly higher (usually around 65% in CA and higher than that elsewhere). The idiots that repeatedly fail the bar bring down the overall number, making the test look harder than it actually is.

 

Even if you go with overall pass rates, pretty much every state besides CA is almost always well above 50%.

 

I am not comfortable telling you which state I am licensed in for obvious reasons.

 

No the reasons aren't "obvious." I don't know your focking name. I assume you're licensed in Alaska. If you took the BAR there you wouldn't be revealing anything. If you took it somewhere else who gives a fock? You don't live there. We don't know your name. The only reason you might not be willing to reveal that information is the same reason you don't reveal anything. You're not a lawyer or you're a horrible one and you're afraid that somehow we will confirm that. But we can't so you really have no reason. Hell, you could tell us what law school you went to and we'd still not be able to find out who you are. But you definitely won't do that because you don't want us to know that you took a correspondence course from the ad next to the sea monkeys.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

I don't have to prove sh!t to you Strike, and I'm not about to get into a resume fight on the Geek Bored. That would be extremely doosy.

 

And besides, how could I compete with a guy who won his 4H Club spelling bee?

[Voltaire 5,363]

That would be extremely doosy.

 

douchey

 

I was in a spelling bee once too.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

douchey

 

I was in a spelling bee once too.

 

[Interesting Poo 0]

No the reasons aren't "obvious." I don't know your focking name. I assume you're licensed in Alaska. If you took the BAR there you wouldn't be revealing anything. If you took it somewhere else who gives a fock? You don't live there. We don't know your name. The only reason you might not be willing to reveal that information is the same reason you don't reveal anything. You're not a lawyer or you're a horrible one and you're afraid that somehow we will confirm that. But we can't so you really have no reason. Hell, you could tell us what law school you went to and we'd still not be able to find out who you are. But you definitely won't do that because you don't want us to know that you took a correspondence course from the ad next to the sea monkeys.

 

 

Who are you? Post your SSN or you are a p****y.

[MDC 7,590]

Actually, no. I have a very extensive vocabulary plus a trophy for winning a spelling bee.

 

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And, I have my sig.

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Have you ever done any time, Strike? Like prison, or jail for over 6 months. Maybe enough time to read some law books?

 

What were you in for?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dude, Mudshark is one of my favorite werds. I've been calling Kim Kardashian that for years.

 

I've even spun off the word sandshark for white chicks who exclusively fock messicans.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I am worried about Strike. I think that his drinking is really affecting him. He is a focking mess.

[NewbieJr 541]

I am worried about Strike. I think that his drinking is really affecting him. He is a focking mess.

I always got Strike and Stick mixed up. I've only really been aware of Strike the past few months. Was he always such an asswhole or do you think sonething is bothering him?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I always got Strike and Stick mixed up. I've only really been aware of Strike the past few months. Was he always such an asswhole or do you think sonething is bothering him?

 

I dunno, but he chased GFIAFP away. That automatically makes him an internet legend, and GOTY is a shoe in.

[Darth Vader 1]

Unless ...

[phillybear 366]

Dude, Mudshark is one of my favorite werds. I've been calling Kim Kardashian that for years.

 

I've even spun off the word sandshark for white chicks who exclusively fock messicans.

 

The Lamar and MudDuck show is relocating to California this year. No, not because of a basketball trade. MudDuck needs to escape from the BigFoot exhibit from the San Diego Zoo.

[Mookz 1,359]

Dude, Mudshark is one of my favorite werds. I've been calling Kim Kardashian that for years.

 

I've even spun off the word sandshark for white chicks who exclusively fock messicans.

Hmm, okay but my first guess would've been Arabs.

[Interesting Poo 0]

Unless ...

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Hmm, okay but my first guess would've been Arabs.

 

We don't get too many of those in Tennesse. Actually, we do have a bunch of kurds, but they tend to stay in their own hood, and I never see white girls with them.

 

But I see your point... how do you feel about beanbagger?

[Mookz 1,359]

We don't get too many of those in Tennesse. Actually, we do have a bunch of kurds, but they tend to stay in their own hood, and I never see white girls with them.

 

But I see your point... how do you feel about beanbagger?

Nice, or lawnshark.

[Interesting Poo 0]

Nice, or lawnshark.

 

A loan shark with a Boston accent?

[Bishop82 61]

Dude, Mudshark is one of my favorite werds. I've been calling Kim Kardashian that for years.

 

I've even spun off the word sandshark for white chicks who exclusively fock messicans.

 

Tacoshark?

[Strike 5,748]

I dunno, but he chased GFIAFP away. That automatically makes him an internet legend, and GOTY is a shoe in.

 

For the record, I only chased GFIAFP away because he kept ruining way too many threads with his constant replying to himself with bullsh*t. I could avoid threads HE started but when that crap kept bleeding over in to threads I actually wanted to read or post in it became too much.

[Strike 5,748]

douchey

 

I was in a spelling bee once too.

 

You probably didn't do too well. You're a horrible speller. I used to give you sh*t about it since you're a teacher.

[Strike 5,748]

I am worried about Strike. I think that his drinking is really affecting him. He is a focking mess.

 

Thanks for your concern but I'm fine.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Thanks for your concern but I'm fine.

 

 

I sure hope that your self-assessments are as good as your spelling, Champ.

[parrot 789]

You've never seen the term 'mudshark' used here before Strike?

[Interesting Poo 0]

For the record, I only chased GFIAFP away because he kept ruining way too many threads with his constant replying to himself with bullsh*t. I could avoid threads HE started but when that crap kept bleeding over in to threads I actually wanted to read or post in it became too much.

 

I was lurking during those posts.

 

Giants Fan made an argument that he was leaving because people were making up lies and he pointed directly at you there ... what is your response? I mean it's illegal .... right ... to lie about someone being a pedophile, what if they aren't?

 

Pretty messed up thing to say. Could even be some civil litigation there, huh? It's malicious. Right? That's gonna be the argument. Seems malicious.

 

Say ... do you have a view of the lake on your land? I sure would like a view of a lake.

 

I mean .... it's Recliner Pilot.

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phillycheesesteak

[Interesting Poo 0]

Voltaire.

[The Pope 10]

phillycheesesteak

 

It's not from Philly, but I have a cheesesteak that's itching to pack some interesting poo.

 

[Strike 5,748]

I was lurking during those posts.

 

Giants Fan made an argument that he was leaving because people were making up lies and he pointed directly at you there ... what is your response? I mean it's illegal .... right ... to lie about someone being a pedophile, what if they aren't?

 

Pretty messed up thing to say. Could even be some civil litigation there, huh? It's malicious. Right? That's gonna be the argument. Seems malicious.

 

Say ... do you have a view of the lake on your land? I sure would like a view of a lake.

 

I mean .... it's Recliner Pilot.

 

Wow, this sounds just like another GFIAFP alias. Great.....

[Strike 5,748]

You've never seen the term 'mudshark' used here before Strike?

 

No, I actually haven't. I had no idea what it meant until I looked it up at urbandictionary. And I was actually offended. Probably more than I should have been. I'm certainly not opposed to off color humor and am no angel in that regard. Probably the shock of not knowing what it was and then seeing the definition. I did find the word "mudskipper" humorous though. It's listed in some of the examples at urbandictionary.

[parrot 789]

No, I actually haven't. I had no idea what it meant until I looked it up at urbandictionary. And I was actually offended. Probably more than I should have been. I'm certainly not opposed to off color humor and am no angel in that regard. Probably the shock of not knowing what it was and then seeing the definition. I did find the word "mudskipper" humorous though. It's listed in some of the examples at urbandictionary.

 

Surprised. I've seen it used here a number of times. I might even have used it myself.

[Franknbeans 46]

And trust me it wasn't a "fifth grade spelling bee."

please tell us it was recently

[Strike 5,748]

please tell us it was recently

 

Where's the "who's hottest" threads? If we had more of those we might have less of these.

[NewbieJr 541]

No, I actually haven't. I had no idea what it meant until I looked it up at urbandictionary. And I was actually offended. Probably more than I should have been. I'm certainly not opposed to off color humor and am no angel in that regard. Probably the shock of not knowing what it was and then seeing the definition. I did find the word "mudskipper" humorous though. It's listed in some of the examples at urbandictionary.

The "shock" of a white woman who prefers black ghetto type guys? Wow, I can see how that shocked and offended you, Precious. The term "Jungle Fever" must really get your panties in a twist.