shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 10, 2014 Great Aliens reference. I can hear Marshall yelling at Cutler "Hey man; I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events but we just got our a$$es kicked!" "Game over man!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 10, 2014 Cutler to Pam Oliver "You ever been mistaken for a man?" Pam to Cutler "No, have you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 10, 2014 I have Cutler and Marshall due to bye. Any garbage points are fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 10, 2014 Fock that idiot Chicago DB for interfering with Jordy. I needed that touchdown! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 10, 2014 Fock you Cobb.................yeah, you should have scored and in the middle of being tackled you fumble it. Nice going jacka$$; that will be my margin of defeat. No wonder Rodgers loves Jordy better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockumbb1 1 Posted November 10, 2014 Fock you to my beloved Chicago Bears!!!! You belong in the other football league that is playing in the U.S. right now. Not the Canadian Football League. Oh wait. That's where Trestman came from. You can go back Trestman and take your offensive playbook with you. What an embarrassment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 10, 2014 For 10 posts a year since you signed up that really focken sux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockumbb1 1 Posted November 10, 2014 Thanks for the compliment. I promise to do better next time daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 10, 2014 FU Marshall you suck on ITNFL tooEh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 10, 2014 Fock the guy with Manning Lynch and Nelson. I'm not playing him but still. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 10, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, Fock off. The whole big ball of you.Im done Me and you, we had a good thing. But no more. Im out. You can ply your feckless madness on some other mark. I wont be your whipping boy for one second longer. Im tired of getting my heart torn out and stomped on by your logic defying a$$. Im tired of spending countless hours thinking i can outsmart you. I cant. No one can. Its impossible. Anyone who says different is a liar, or a fool. Ive learned my lesson..... life is completely random, and cannot be made sense of. I have no control over anything that happens to anyone or anything, including myself. There are no rules, no logic, no pattern. Trends do not exist. Value is a myth. Decisions are all completely meaningless, and all outcomes are all completely arbitrary. Any correlation between decision and outcome is purely accidental. In closing, fock off. Just.... Fock. Off. Fantasy. Football. Take your sh!t and go. I focking hate you worse than reality tv shows. Sincerely, southcarolina. PS See you next week. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
secramour 4 Posted November 10, 2014 Im sure this has already been mentioned. But the biggest of fock you s to Marshawn Lynch. Did you have to go beast mode on me?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouisC9999 3 Posted November 10, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, Fock off. The whole big ball of you.Im done Me and you, we had a good thing. But no more. Im out. You can ply your feckless madness on some other mark. I wont be your whipping boy for one second longer. Im tired of getting my heart torn out and stomped on by your logic defying a$$. Im tired of spending countless hours thinking i can outsmart you. I cant. No one can. Its impossible. Anyone who says different is a liar, or a fool. Ive learned my lesson..... life is completely random, and cannot be made sense of. I have no control over anything that happens to anyone or anything, including myself. There are no rules, no logic, no pattern. Trends do not exist. Value is a myth. Decisions are all completely meaningless, and all outcomes are all completely arbitrary. Any correlation between decision and outcome is purely accidental. In closing, fock off. Just.... Fock. Off. Fantasy. Football. Take your sh!t and go. I focking hate you worse than reality tv shows. Sincerely, southcarolina. PS See you next week. I'm printing and framing this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Niner Homer 3 Posted November 10, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, Fock off. The whole big ball of you.Im done Me and you, we had a good thing. But no more. Im out. You can ply your feckless madness on some other mark. I wont be your whipping boy for one second longer. Im tired of getting my heart torn out and stomped on by your logic defying a$$. Im tired of spending countless hours thinking i can outsmart you. I cant. No one can. Its impossible. Anyone who says different is a liar, or a fool. Ive learned my lesson..... life is completely random, and cannot be made sense of. I have no control over anything that happens to anyone or anything, including myself. There are no rules, no logic, no pattern. Trends do not exist. Value is a myth. Decisions are all completely meaningless, and all outcomes are all completely arbitrary. Any correlation between decision and outcome is purely accidental. In closing, fock off. Just.... Fock. Off. Fantasy. Football. Take your sh!t and go. I focking hate you worse than reality tv shows. Sincerely, southcarolina. PS See you next week. Best Post Award nomination ⬆ Damn that's AWESOME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted November 10, 2014 Big Fock you out to Russel wilson who I was going against. Kept seeing the highlights, Lynch td one after another. thought awesome, no rtds for Russel! Then I see that cheater dropped 100 friggin rushing yards on me like he was earl campbell! WTF man thats simply unfair. Now im in a 10pnt hole facing the philly D with only Benjamin to go. Would be fine if not for his shitte. Oh and Riveras garbage time td in my cheeks didnt help me much either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Niner Homer 3 Posted November 11, 2014 Big FU to myself for putting in greshem last Thursday night And playing Terrance Williams I'm toast lead 78-73 opponent has Cam Son of a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DB Cooper 6 Posted November 11, 2014 Wow! Iggles D has put up 40 in the first half...I thought Rodgers half was crazy; this is just ridiculous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boilerddd 62 Posted November 11, 2014 Wow glad I benched Romo for Cam this week because I was concerned about the health of Romo. F*** myself on my decisions this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted November 11, 2014 Kbenj What a joke he has become Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veebs4 2 Posted November 11, 2014 Late to the party, but my FU includes: Carson Palmer - Replace Foles with Palmer due to injury = Worse Results Matt Forte - Not your fault, but the horribleness that is the Bears Completely negated any chance for Forte to produce. Jeremy Hill - Ummmm, the Browns were last 5th against the run. F'in UGLY I guess that's it. Yuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted November 11, 2014 Is Benjamin just a half year wonder? Looks like garbage 2weeks in a row Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veebs4 2 Posted November 11, 2014 Oh wait, this blowout, and no Maclin. Now that is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 11, 2014 Is Benjamin just a half year wonder? Looks like garbage 2weeks in a row That is all on Cam IMO. Kid is a player Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veebs4 2 Posted November 11, 2014 Agreed that the problem is Cam's im-mobility and poor offensive line. Not sure why Cam is still in this game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2014 FU Cam for sucking so hard that none of the players on your team will be relevant tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 11, 2014 FU Cam for sucking so hard that none of the players on your team will be relevant tonight. Do you like tape and cds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niner49er 6 Posted November 11, 2014 C'mon Cam, this is not your night, just sit the freak down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niner49er 6 Posted November 11, 2014 Serious question. Is Cam going to get another contract from Carolina? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2014 Do you like tape and cds? I'm more of an iTunes kinda gal. Also, I have no idea what you meant by that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 11, 2014 I'm more of an iTunes kinda gal. Also, I have no idea what you meant by that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLi6vSIuPE Skip to 1:30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 11, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLi6vSIuPE Skip to 1:30 Not watching any of her videos at work.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 11, 2014 Not watching any of her videos at work.......... Not Pron , wouldn't pull that shiiiiiit man. Maybe NSFW language Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 11, 2014 Not Pron , wouldn't pull that shiiiiiit man. Maybe NSFW language Might STILL be tempted to rub one out........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLi6vSIuPE Skip to 1:30 God, I hope you don't ever use any of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites