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I gave my review in the Parabellum thread, it was really great. Sat morning so no huge crowds. If you like the others at all (MDC is the literal only straight man who doesn’t.) you will love it.

Awesome movie. Many stylish and clever fight scenes beating, shooting and slicing up the baddies. Some gruesome kills with impressive effects like a slow knife in the eyeball when every movie usually cuts away or just uses that to set up tension. The dog stunts were particularly impressive as they used real trained dogs instead of CGI for an extended scene where Halle Berry’s 2 pets help our heroes dispatch baddies. Keanu’s gunplay was awesome, you can really see his work pay off. Just a great time overall and a rare threequel that delivers.

Been getting into gin cocktails instead of vodka lately. A gin Bloody Mary is excellent, highly recommend.

Banning abortion won’t stop abortions, it will just raise the rate of u safe abortions carried out illegally. In the state where all the siblings knock each other up and really need abortions no less.

More sad than any celebrity death.

Human bodies are a natural sight, nothing wrong with any of it. I been cooz hounding since I was 6 years old lifting up little girls blankets to get an eyeful. A titty won’t scar your kid. The ever thinning veil that protects your little girl from banging black dudes though is def something to protect. But boys, nah, let them be men as early as possible.

I get a lot of watery dumps.

Hired him to give me a free anal-ysis of my poop. He says the texture is a bit grainy and I should up my fiber. Plus now I don’t need to shower tonight, very thorough, like a beaver in a sawdust pie eating contest.

He should be able to keep the slogan, it's his business.

But that’s why they are offering this. To get customers in the door who otherwise wouldn’t come. The steakhouse guy should have known before going, the steakhouse isn’t pretending to cater to his needs. But Burger King guy just saw the ad so he stopped in.

Meat is delicious so no. But I have heard good things about it and if you really don’t want to eat meat then it might be a good alternative.

Why not just pay taxes?

Focking hilarious

In a threesome it’s all good as long as there’s a chick there bro.