OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 ...to. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies... List 3 things- 2 lies and 1 truth. Go! I once had a 3-some with 2 guys I once had a 3-some with a friend and her husband I once slept with 2 guys in one night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted June 7, 2015 ...to. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies... List 3 things- 2 lies and 1 truth. Go! I once had a 3-some with 2 guys I once had a 3-some with a friend and her husband I once slept with 2 guys in one night Doesn't matter wich is wich, it's a win either way! Imma fap now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted June 7, 2015 ...to. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies... List 3 things- 2 lies and 1 truth. Go! I once had a 3-some with 2 guys I once had a 3-some with a friend and her husband I once slept with 2 guys in one night 2 guys in one night is the truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 I don't work from home though I wish I did... I have cancer I just got a new BMW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 2 guys in one night is the truth Mebbe I lied and all 3 are true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 I don't work from home though I wish I did... I have cancer I just got a new BMW! Oh dear... I certainly hope it's not #2. This would be a sh!tty way to tell us. Imma go with the BMW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 #1? That too. Have to have some humor here with this all- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted June 7, 2015 Friend and the husband is true. That's a lucky guy to have a wife like that...until she wants him to return the favor w a friend from work. Date the freak, marry the good girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 That too. Have to have some humor here with this all- Whew! Cancer woulda sucked. Also... some of you are only half playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 Whew! Cancer woulda sucked. Also... some of you are only half playing. Guess I worded it wrong... #1 & #2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 Guess I worded it wrong... #1 & #2. That's horrible. :hugs: I don't even know what to say. I think that's going to need it's own thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 That's horrible. :hugs: I don't even know what to say. I think that's going to need it's own thread. No. The way I was treated in '06 when things went haywire with something that really did happen to me, doubt anyone gives a rat's ass. I'll send you a pic of my report so you see I'm not bs'ing. Have to figure out if I can post an attachment in a PM or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted June 7, 2015 I kept 100k of drug money I gave a perp a titty twister I lied at a court martial to get my friend off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 Send me your email addy. This bored and Edjrs suck that you can't upload an image... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 No. The way I was treated in '06 when things went haywire with something that really did happen to me, doubt anyone gives a rat's ass. I'll send you a pic of my report so you see I'm not bs'ing. Have to figure out if I can post an attachment in a PM or not. That's not necessary... T's & P's being sent your way. Would you like me to peenie this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted June 7, 2015 No. The way I was treated in '06 when things went haywire with something that really did happen to me, doubt anyone gives a rat's ass. I'll send you a pic of my report so you see I'm not bs'ing. Have to figure out if I can post an attachment in a PM or not. Good luck. Fock cancer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 No that's ok. But I want you to have proof in case people start harping on you. I need all the t & ps I can get as it is grade 3. What's your email? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 I kept 100k of drug money I gave a perp a titty twister I lied at a court martial to get my friend off. All 3 are true. What do I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 Also if anyone else is interested, send me an email. If it's the worst case, I may post my own thread here. Surgery is for sure. How bad not sure but is grade 3 of 3 and it's not just freshly caught. TIA for any and all prayers/thoughts if not posted, but just silently said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 No that's ok. But I want you to have proof in case people start harping on you. I need all the t & ps I can get as it is grade 3. What's your email? I don't think I want to be put on the spot like that. Sorry... If people want to be nasty, that's their problem, but NO WAY do I want to be put in the middle of it. That stuff was before my time, and I'm not getting dragged into it now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,012 Posted June 7, 2015 ...to. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies... List 3 things- 2 lies and 1 truth. Go! I once had a 3-some with 2 guys I once had a 3-some with a friend and her husband I once slept with 2 guys in one night If #1 were true, #3 would be true, and two of them can't be true, so #1 is a lie. I love puzzles%$#@! Also I go with #3 as true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted June 7, 2015 All 3 are true. What do I win? only 1 of them is true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 If #1 were true, #3 would be true, and two of them can't be true, so #1 is a lie. I love puzzles%$#@! Also I go with #3 as true. Jerry's got on his detective hat! You're answer is wrong, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted June 7, 2015 Jerry's got on his detective hat! You're answer is wrong, though. So since 3 is false, as jerry said that makes 1 false as well. So 2 is true...as I guessed. I'm guessing this happened recently so you wanted to find a cheeky way of making a thread about it. So just tell the story already and get it all out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 only 1 of them is true. Ok... #2. You seem like a titty twister kinda guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 So since 3 is false, as jerry said that makes 1 false as well. So 2 is true...as I guessed. I'm guessing this happened recently so you wanted to find a cheeky way of making a thread about it. So just tell the story already and get it all out. Not necessarily. I could have slept with two guys in one night without it being a 3-some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,012 Posted June 7, 2015 Jerry's got on his detective hat! You're answer is wrong, though. So since 3 is false, as jerry said that makes 1 false as well. So 2 is true...as I guessed. I'm guessing this happened recently so you wanted to find a cheeky way of making a thread about it. So just tell the story already and get it all out. Ugh, once again you can't follow logic. If 1 is true, 3 would be true. The opposite is not the case. Not necessarily. I could have slept with two guys in one night without it being a 3-some. But you already said 3 is false. Which leaves 2. Tanatastic just read this and said . Anyway, story please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted June 7, 2015 Ok... #2. You seem like a titty twister kinda guy. No one cares at this point. You are winning this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,012 Posted June 7, 2015 No one cares at this point. You are winning this thread. Truer words have never been spoken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,817 Posted June 7, 2015 Arista, that's seriously horrible, dang. I wish you well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,030 Posted June 7, 2015 Ugh, once again you can't follow logic. If 1 is true, 3 would be true. The opposite is not the case. But you already said 3 is false. Which leaves 2. Tanatastic just read this and said . Anyway, story please. I was trying to explain... oh never mind... thread got cancer bombed anyway. I feel like it's in bad taste now to have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted June 7, 2015 Ugh, once again you can't follow logic. If 1 is true, 3 would be true. The opposite is not the case. Yes I'm aware 2 guys in one night and a 3some is not the same. But that's option 3 wich u said was false. She said 3 was false...so if she did not sleep with 2 guys in the same night, that means she didn't have a 3some with 2 guys...leaving no.2 as the only possible truth, like I said. You owe me an apology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 7, 2015 I was trying to explain... oh never mind... thread got cancer bombed anyway. I feel like it's in bad taste now to have fun. Sorry. Trying to keep a sense of humor by playing the game the way I did, and read some humor too. So carry on. Need to read some fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,817 Posted June 7, 2015 I kept 100k of drug money I gave a perp a titty twister I lied at a court martial to get my friend off. #3 you lied on your back to.... No wait It's still my answer though. I'd be willing to cover my buddy's ass, especially so if I felt he was being scapegoated or unfairly accused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted June 7, 2015 Ugh, once again you can't follow logic. If 1 is true, 3 would be true. The opposite is not the case. But you already said 3 is false. Which leaves 2. This is exactly what I said. My post... "So since 3 is false, as jerry said that makes 1 false as well. So 2 is true" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted June 7, 2015 1. I once got hit in the head with a bowling ball. 2. I enjoy reading Dostoevsky novels. 3. I've never shat my pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,817 Posted June 7, 2015 1. I once got hit in the head with a bowling ball. 2. I enjoy reading Dostoevsky novels. 3. I've never shat my pants. Can't say two because that's too common while the others are rare. #3 is beyond rare. It's nearly impossible to not shat your pants, especially considering you were likely an infant at some point. Go with 1... you got hit in the head with the bowling ball. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,817 Posted June 7, 2015 I was trying to explain... oh never mind... thread got cancer bombed anyway. I feel like it's in bad taste now to have fun. We can't do much about the cancer, but we can not let Arista feel guilty about ruing the thread. So let's not dwell on it continue for a few more pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
