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Dear tourists and pedophiles,

 

When you are walking on our sidewalks there is an unwritten rule. You stay to your right and I'll stay to my right.

 

This avoids the awkward deke right deke left maneuver.

 

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Worse than that are the idiots at the airport who apparently don't know what WALK LEFT/STAND RIGHT signs mean. :wall:

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20 years ago at a dance bar and I was very drunk and carrying drinks back to my table when I bumped into some ass-hole. So I stepped the to the left to go around, but so did he. So I stepped back to the right, but so did he. So I looked up to see what his f*ckin problem was and immediately thought 'wait, that dude looks kinda familiar.?.'

 

Then I realized I'd walked into a giant mirror. :cry:

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